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falcon 08-24-2010 12:40 AM

ITT I complain about my bf stretching his tires and my anus
 
Says it all.

http://clubroadster.net/vb_forum/showthread.php?t=35285

Rennkafer 08-24-2010 12:50 AM

Amen... CR never ceases to amaze me.

Bond 08-24-2010 12:52 AM

I don't think we go over there anymore.

thirdgen 08-24-2010 12:58 AM

It pissed me off cause that green NB with the white wheels looks almost exactly like my car. Too bad my 16" Motegi's look way better than that slammed down homo ride. The one guys reply was "I just jizzed all over the place". What a fag. How about "I just threw up all over the place".

falcon 08-24-2010 01:14 AM

I was going to post something but then I realized I'm too good for them.

Cococarbine3 08-24-2010 01:28 AM

Forum hating is so last year. I don't understand what "fitment" is. Is it how close the tire is to the fender, or the angle of stretch, or what? It's not even a word.

cardriverx 08-24-2010 01:33 AM


Originally Posted by Cococarbine3 (Post 620494)
Forum hating is so last year. I don't understand what "fitment" is. Is it how close the tire is to the fender, or the angle of stretch, or what? It's not even a word.

I think its how the stretched tire fits the fender with almost no clearance. God damn fags.

thirdgen 08-24-2010 01:37 AM

That's so queer. That looks like a 205 wide tire on a 15x10" rim. How is it that people think that's cool? The car looks like the suspension is seriously broken.

turotufas 08-24-2010 01:39 AM

"Its 2010. Like it or get out!" hahahaha!

Still wanna fuck me a club roadster bitch. Hehe.

viperormiata 08-24-2010 01:43 AM

It is broken. Those cars completely lose their turning ability that the miata is known for. It looks retarded and is a waste.

My favorite is watching people buy a broke-ass NA for like two grand and throwing a brand new set of Stance coilovers on it that cost just as much as the car :laugh: slammed is the way to be.

Lol, actually my favorite is, "Hey guys, I just sucked a dudes dick and I really want to get rid of turbo because I don't like the way it feels. I want to trade for IRRRRRRTB's because they remind me of male genitals."

thirdgen 08-24-2010 01:50 AM

I just tinkled in my boxer briefs! That was sofaking great!

kenzo42 08-24-2010 02:03 AM

This is a self-evident truth.

FRT_Fun 08-24-2010 07:24 AM

Wow. It would be nice if people like that would just stick to hondas.

Doppelgänger 08-24-2010 07:31 AM

I vote that this is even more fail....

http://clubroadster.net/vb_forum/showthread.php?t=30727

icantthink4155 08-24-2010 07:34 AM

I like those wheels on that car, just wish they fit right and had the right size tire on them. I have never liked stretch.

TheBandit 08-24-2010 07:54 AM

I like CR to some extent. Some of the people over there still have some tasteful vehicles, but there are also several of the 205's on 15x10's group which I don't really care for. To each there own I guess.. Not everyone can make the right decision.

kyriian 08-24-2010 08:33 AM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 620499)
My favorite is watching people buy a broke-ass NA for like two grand and throwing a brand new set of Stance coilovers on it that cost just as much as the car :laugh: slammed is the way to be.

Stance is now too good for cr.net, people think 300 dollar racelands are 'teh godz'

Splitime 08-24-2010 08:40 AM

Those types of cars/styles etc... Not to mention a scammer being made a mod...are why I had my account banned.

buffon01 08-24-2010 08:56 AM

Who cares about functionality and performance?

rleete 08-24-2010 09:08 AM

Stretched tires look retarded. Like you were too stupid to put the right combination together.

leatherface24 08-24-2010 09:09 AM

I can honestly say that place is loaded with the kind of morons that we almost insta-ban here. I wear this as a badge of gratitude now:

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...e24/banned.jpg

Doppelgänger 08-24-2010 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 620552)
Who cares about functionality and performance?

Clearly not you....boatman :giggle:

falcon 08-24-2010 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 620499)
It is broken. Those cars completely lose their turning ability that the miata is known for. It looks retarded and is a waste.

My favorite is watching people buy a broke-ass NA for like two grand and throwing a brand new set of Stance coilovers on it that cost just as much as the car :laugh: slammed is the way to be.

Lol, actually my favorite is, "Hey guys, I just sucked a dudes dick and I really want to get rid of turbo because I don't like the way it feels. I want to trade for IRRRRRRTB's because they remind me of male genitals."

I can get just as much slammage with my Bilsteins + GC kit as any stance coil guy.

buffon01 08-24-2010 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 620588)
Clearly not you....boatman :giggle:

Says the guy with 17" wheels and the body kit. :giggle:

Faeflora 08-24-2010 01:55 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 620532)
I vote that this is even more fail....

http://clubroadster.net/vb_forum/showthread.php?t=30727

Bah the rally miatas are cool! And the porshe 959 rally car someone posted is fucking amazing.

Doppelgänger 08-24-2010 01:55 PM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 620700)
Says the guy with 17" wheels and the body kit. :giggle:

You're missing "oars" from your parts list there....buddy.

spoolin2bars 08-24-2010 02:47 PM

you guys are hating on cr.net, but if you read the responses, 70% + think that car looks stupid also. so they aren't all retarded. still not much to see over there.

buffon01 08-24-2010 02:57 PM

I couldn't resist


Originally Posted by gbuffon01 (Post 631701)
Using rectangular tires would be original too. I bet you could get a Super Mad JdM tyte Helladuperflush!! stance.

http://clubroadster.net/vb_forum/sho...t=35285&page=3

Im about to sell my Borlas I hope I dont get banned

leatherface24 08-24-2010 03:03 PM

no you have to do nothing like me to get banned

buffon01 08-24-2010 03:05 PM

Stop whining. I know you miss CR.

leatherface24 08-24-2010 04:00 PM

not at ALL

superslow 08-24-2010 04:24 PM

Does it mean that there will be no more group buys on body parts without u there?

buffon01 08-24-2010 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by leatherface24 (Post 620838)
not at ALL

Nigga please

leatherface24 08-24-2010 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by superslow (Post 620857)
Does it mean that there will be no more group buys on body parts without u there?

I only did the GB's for Autokonexion of which I still work for. So what other vendors decide to do is their business

buffon01 08-24-2010 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 620755)
You're missing "oars" from your parts list there....buddy.

I ditch the oars and went with motor. I did enough paddling already.

dustinb 08-25-2010 12:42 AM

http://www.wolfereports.com/wp-conte.../04/teabag.jpg

That is all I have to say to them.

Oh and this.
http://www.nataliedee.com/070508/cannibal-cupcake.jpg

phatspud 08-25-2010 01:09 AM

People do that stuff to their cars for attention, so I trust you're all aware that your tears are the finest wine Breezy could hope for. Maybe I wouldn't spend so much time on CR if it wasn't the only half-decent Miata site not comprised mostly of cross-forum pissmoaning.

18psi 08-25-2010 01:10 AM


Originally Posted by phatspud (Post 621052)
People do that stuff to their cars for attention, so I trust you're all aware that your tears are the finest wine Breezy could hope for. Maybe I wouldn't spend so much time on CR if it wasn't the only half-decent Miata site not comprised mostly of cross-forum pissmoaning.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:
Holy shit I laughed so hard

chicksdigmiatas 08-25-2010 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by phatspud (Post 621052)
I is a fuckin 0 offset stance fuckin dooshgoomba that luvs changin tires every 5000 miles due to negative camber fucking them up, along with my ride. Cut springs are my lyphe and so are itb's. I haz more throttle response that you turbofags ever will yo. I will now try to get banned here so i can go tell all my uber-ricer butt buddies on CR.net what fairies you all are. Hardparking FTW!! Bitchezzz.

Oh, here is my badge of non gheyness. God knows they wont delete my account as i asked. Because their site is so mad dope they have 10000 people yo.

phatspud 08-25-2010 01:31 AM

It seems silly that CR is off having fun with its cars while you're just sitting here stewing about every asinine thing they do is all I'm sayin'. God knows I don't like the WAT STRUTZ R GOOD 4 TO SLAM ON crowd any more than you do, but bitching about them is no less obnoxious.

mgeoffriau 08-25-2010 01:35 AM


Originally Posted by phatspud (Post 621059)
...but bitching about them is no less obnoxious.

I disagree. Mocking the lame is the birthright of the unlame.

viperormiata 08-25-2010 03:17 AM


Originally Posted by phatspud (Post 621059)
It seems silly that CR is off having fun with its cars while you're just sitting here stewing about every asinine thing they do is all I'm sayin'. God knows I don't like the WAT STRUTZ R GOOD 4 TO SLAM ON crowd any more than you do, but bitching about them is no less obnoxious.

Easy up nannerpus, this site is literally a direct 180 from CR. This is a technical forum, but to say we DO NOT have fun with our cars is completely insane. I'm sure most people will agree with me(even the homos on CR) that having double, triple or even quadruple your factory horsepower is ALOT more fun that dumping tons on money of wheels & coilovers.

Escpecially when some people spend more money on their dope tyte street cred wheels than most do here for their entire turbo setup.

But, to each their own. As far as being asinine, come on...you know that green NB is completely ridiculous looking.

End rant/:giggle:

Braineack 08-25-2010 09:11 AM

http://clubroadster.net/vb_forum/sho...9&postcount=72

FRT_Fun 08-25-2010 09:19 AM


Originally Posted by phatspud (Post 621059)
It seems silly that CR is off having fun with its cars while you're just sitting here stewing about every asinine thing they do is all I'm sayin'. God knows I don't like the WAT STRUTZ R GOOD 4 TO SLAM ON crowd any more than you do, but bitching about them is no less obnoxious.

How about don't click this thread.


This should be in the BS section though.

And you realize you are now bitching about mt.net, which makes you part of the same thing you are bitching about.

18psi 08-25-2010 09:26 AM

those white wheels and that drop/offset/camber is some of the most disgusting shit I've ever seen.

I'm about to throw up my breakfast.

The car literally looks like its squatting to take a shit from the rear view.

Braineack 08-25-2010 09:27 AM

i wouldn't even mind it if he did actually focus on fitment, ie. no stretch and no camber induced fender work.

dustinb 08-25-2010 10:04 AM


Originally Posted by phatspud (Post 621059)
It seems silly that CR is off having fun with its cars while you're just sitting here stewing about every asinine thing they do is all I'm sayin'. God knows I don't like the WAT STRUTZ R GOOD 4 TO SLAM ON crowd any more than you do, but bitching about them is no less obnoxious.

Don't worry, I have plenty of fun with my car at the track. And I don't look like a total queer fairy.

Doppelgänger 08-25-2010 11:40 AM

Yeah..CR is "having fun" with their cars...and by "having fun" they really mean doing the same 3 mods that everyone else is doing and seeing who can go the slowest over speed bumps while being the King Cheapass.

leatherface24 08-25-2010 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 621155)

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Splitime 08-25-2010 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by leatherface24 (Post 621276)
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leatherface24 08-25-2010 12:19 PM

yeah i saw it. I lold

falcon 08-25-2010 12:45 PM

You fuckers changed my thread. I smell a CR.net user/MT.net mod got his panties in a bunch.

Nagase 08-25-2010 02:25 PM

Judge rice and expect to have your car judged in kind.

Judging is for winners.

buffon01 08-25-2010 02:28 PM

One of my comments got deleted. YAY!!

Vashthestampede 08-25-2010 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by phatspud (Post 621059)
It seems silly that CR is off having fun with its cars while you're just sitting here stewing about every asinine thing they do is all I'm sayin'. God knows I don't like the WAT STRUTZ R GOOD 4 TO SLAM ON crowd any more than you do, but bitching about them is no less obnoxious.

+1

I never really did hang out there much, even before all the hellaflush slammed crew showed up. Since 5/10/06 I've posted 33 times over there. lol :bowrofl:

I do agree that sometimes the constant whining and bitching is worse than what its about. If you don't like the crowd, just move on. Why even go over there? lol

And when you guys basically live online, and bitch soo much about the "other forum", then try to say "nah, it doesn't bother me....nah nah nah" and bitch some more, your only fooling yourselves. :loser:

y8s 08-25-2010 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by falcon (Post 621316)
You fuckers changed my thread. I smell a CR.net user/MT.net mod got his panties in a bunch.

I smell someone just got sick of all the point and giggle bullshit

leatherface24 08-25-2010 04:39 PM

I smell the shit I just took

y8s 08-25-2010 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by leatherface24 (Post 621423)
I smell the shit I just took

did it stretch your sphincter on its way out?

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1282770666

Doppelgänger 08-25-2010 05:59 PM

Was that really needed, Matt? Really? I just fucking ate dinner and had to see that. Fuck you.




I will say, there are some golden nuggets worth pointing and laughing at on CR from time to time...mostly anytime Hyper logs in.

NA6C-Guy 08-25-2010 06:08 PM

I'm glad I have avoided that place. Only time I have ever been there to look is when someone here posts a link. Never signed up or anything. Far too gay of a hangout for me (far more gay than this place anyway).


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