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Old 04-29-2009, 10:18 PM
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... for a minor political office. Not that I actually want to win said office, I just think it would be an amusing platform from which to lob horrifyingly unfounded accusations at relatively innocent people as a form of Dogbertian personal amusement, without actually committing slander in the strictest sense. For instance, while campaigning for a seat on the county school board, one might publicly observe:
"Even if it's true that my opponent, the so-called Dr. Mark Hollinger, is a twice-convicted child molester and self-confessed serial rapist, there's no excuse for us to lose focus from the real issues in this election!"
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lol

Just make sure it's something you don't mind doing IF your slander-free platform does land you a victory.
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:43 PM
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I've always wanted to **** 50 women at once in a room knee deep in chocolate pudding.
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I've always wanted to **** 50 women at once in a room knee deep in chocolate pudding.
May we quote you on that, sir?
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Slander opens up and relaxes in political speech. Brush up on your conlaw Joe
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May we quote you on that, sir?
you may quote at will.
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I will move to wherever you live and vote for you.

p.s. as long as you push for pro-cat legislation.
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I could never run. WAAAYYY more dirt on me than I would ever get on them. I would never pass my own self-vetting process. I wouldn't want to know what would turn up when people started digging in the past.
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Vote for Joe!!!!!!
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How long have you been beating your wife, sir???
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Old 05-02-2009, 05:23 PM
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It's "So, do you still beat your wife?"
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