Ive Been Sabotaged!!!
 

FuCk!!!!

sombody is out to destroy me, sombody drained my oil last night and now On my way to work I notice my lifters are sounding really badly , I stop ,kill the motor and check the oil....theres nothing, Nothing whatsoever...Im fucked how to hell am I going to get home , My Freakin motor might blow for sure!:crx:

I Was full yesterday on dipstick!

man that is messed up if someone is actually draining your oil!

are you sure you have no leaks?
i remember i drove my se-r from berkeley to san jose CA with no oil (leaked all out on the way lol) i felt bad afterwards dang

I don't understand it...Could it have somthing to do with the washer on the oil drain plug? I lost that in the oil pan last change....

um did you see anything on the ground, if all your oil drained out without someone catching it in something i'm sure you'd have to notice the giant mess

4l of oil on the ground is VERY noticable. You would have had to walk through it to get into the car. Unless someone stole you oil. I think you have other issues, you might want to look elsewhere.

Thats just it, there was no mess, They had to have had a drain pan sO i would'nt notice, I have a suspition, theres a neibor across the street who has a mazda as well , a young dude he drives a riced out 1.6, I raced him the other night and smoked him, maybe he wanted revenge...Not a good thing

So you seriously think someone drained your oil and stole it? What kind of fucked up neighborhood do you live in? ;)

That washer should be replaced with a new one each oil change as it crushes a little and seals your oil drain. You probably leaked oil all the way to work and ran out toward the end which is why there is no trail for you to see near your car.

I can't imagine someone who would go thru the trouble of getting under your car, undoing the drain bolt, bringing a container to catch almost 4L of oil, putting the drain bolt back in, and running away with 4L of oil....:gay:

Fuck....Well I have had my car broken into twice, so I don't know what to expect!

damn so what would be my next step, what can I do, I have only one car to do anything....

Could I make it home with one quart of motor oil it's all I have till friday..

walk to a gas station and buy some oil

Have no money till the 29 th, I live like 10 miles away

Could I make it on one quart ?

i would not try it, a new motor is going to cost a lot more than a few quarts of oil, ask neighbors for some oil, bum quarters and ride a bicycle to a place that has oil

were you getting oil pressure? maybe your burning it?

Yes I had oIl pressure, Im not sure if I was burning it , how could I tell that, The only thing that I could think of is the washer not being replaced wen the last oil change was done.

FUCK!!!! How could I slip up on somthing so little! fuck!

Unless your favorite neighbor has one of the dipstick syphons/pumps:ugh2:

Go borrow it......


If it leaked slowly, wouldn't the oil light come on? Have you looked under your car? If it was leaking pretty bad, there would be a noticable film of oil all on the underside I would think..

Must be the "EAST COAST OIL SUCKERS"! (ECOS GANG)
I've heard of this "GANG"
They suck out all of your oil from your car.
And they just so happen to have a large chain of engine rebuilding shops.

You forget:

Leave a note on your windshield.. "Having engine problems? Let the professionals at ECOS help! Resonable rates. ASE"

if you where getting pressure then maybe you are only down about a quart. buy some cheap regular oil or whatever to get you through and then watch it until you can get some good stuff if the level is ok. for future reference you could take some qiuck steel and put it on around the bolt after you clean it up to make a seal if the seal is broken then you can go kick whoever is responsibles ass. I wish i lived near i would give you some of my oil but i dont if you need someone to hold the person responsible while you beat the crap out of him let me know i could use a good laugh.

Dang thats crazy, I've never heard of anyone stealing the oil outta someone else's car. Are you sure you're not leaking (obvious to spot) or burning it (smoking)? I wouldn't drive it on 1 quart, especially a turbo car.

Sounds like you need a Doberman watching over your car at night.

That is mad, if true ;)

As others have said sure you aint burning it off rather than the oil gnomes coming around and pinching it!

Dude, I'm sorry to hear it. You've got the worst luck. Getting in fights in malls, having your car broken into and your notes/paperwork stolen, and now this.

There were reports of people stealing gas when the fuel prices started jumping up, but stealing oil? Someone must've been desperate!

Best Thread Ever!

wtf?

back in high school some kids poured 2 quarts of motor oil in a "tippy toe tommy's" gas tank of his ranger. That shit smoked like a damn smoke machine, it was crazy, but it ran. It was like a 2 cycle motorcycle engine on its deathbed.

They also put fish guts under the seat, shit in the back floorboard, and flipped the windsheild wipers upside down and threw mud on the windsheild.


Sucks to be you btw.

My step-father poured 5 gallons of kerosene into my '40 chevy that my mother was using to go back and forth to work. No mosquitoes for miles.

If I were you, I would definitely find the oil bandits and provide them with a swift roundhouse kick to the jugular. If you don't stop them soon they will consider stealing coolant and fuel, and thats just messed up.

:gay: I literally laughed at this one!

people do the same thing where I live, my friend has had people break into his car and take nothing more than his dipstick and fill cap...
made a nice mess all over the engine bay.

like I have said before... I hate people... not you guys though...

I blame this oil stealing incident on terrorism. If Bush could finally stop terrorism then we wouldnt have a member missing 3 qts of oil today.

I'm just wondering if somebody reall did decide to drain this guys oil...thats pretty shitty...you need to stop working on a turbo miata...and MOVE

Ah HA, I found a oIL sOaked deep Socket wrench piece i went looking around in the long grass where I park my car , I found it during my lunch break...there was foul play here, The ? is who

Fucking Maldita Puta's Conyo'

I should mow the lawn, I might find somthin else!!

I bet it's the guy you roundhouse kicked in the face.

That would suck

I'd do the same to miata across the street just for kicks.

Sounds apealing, But then again no

Maybe it's time to move?

Yea Im already looking, Im also going to invest in a car alarm!

I have a solution. I would leave a trail of oil cans around the miata leading into a giant mouse trap. This would surely lure this oil burgalar into the trap!

alarm wont trigger if they cut the top.

stealing oil? what in the world...

thats pretty shitty...you must have pissed somebody off...

I wish they would come to my face so I could kick their ass instead of them fucking with my car

Why don't you set-up a video camera at night to record the shit so you can see who is doing this.

sleep in the car, if something happens you'll wake up

i was thinking this too because ill problay just waste time installing my alarm and all they need is a razor blade.unless mount the sensor on the top or foldable bars somewhere.

Best. Suggestion. Ever. Besides. Roundhouse. Kicks. To. The. Jugular.

Did you check ebay to see if someone is selling your oil?

I could sleep in the car, but then there would not be enough room to fuck around with the wify :naughty: , I've done it before in my miata windows up and all lol , by the time we were done it look like it rained in the car:ky: , good times , good times :bigtu:

But anyways fuck that shit im going to rig fucking bear traps around the fucking car and train a attack cobra to stay under my car And bite any jackass who wants to steal oil! :td: no more games:twofinger

This thread went from oil thievery to softcore porn novel instantly.

Lmfao I got carried away, could'nt resist :)

At least it wasn't self discovery.

Damn right jp