you could get an alarm with a proximity sensor on it... that way if a cat walks by your car will go nuts and wake up the neighborhood...

lol, that dane cook is a silly bitch

Dane cook is funny as shit, LOve that guy, (not in a gay way)

dearly not queerly

lol Nuff said

Glad you clarified that...

Cum on bud, I love ya too :dancegay: , lmfao Jus kidding amigo, messin with people is fun :slap: ,Im not having a good day, trying to be cheerful.:bigtu:

:jerkit: ;) if it werent for self discovery alot of people wouldn't ever be discoverd:jerkit:

LMFAO Thats funny but true shit, kudos!

Man.... I never knew what people were talking about on here with you and your oil. Ran into this thread, that is hilarious. Ever find a locking drain plug?

I think he was hoping that this thread would die.:ughug:

best use of the smiley, EVAR.

then he shoulda asked philip to delete it. :bang:

just go steal someone elses oil, problem solved. LOL

Omg you guys are still bleeding this on lmfao...Im never going to live this down am i lmfao

OMG --- It's the "Miami Oil Connection" right here posting!!!! :gay:

Lmfao, this is the funniest thing ive read all week.

Shit, you should get a puma and tie it to your front bumper, give it a 10 foot leash.

Nobody would fuck with that.

if you thought that was good read the "worst weekend ever post." Minus the not so fun stuff that happened.

ummm......this maybe a shot in the dark but....the person that "stole" your oil may not have taken it to use, but took it so you'd damage your car;) and yes I like andy's idea just take someone elses oil :D

Jeese I'll just plant laser-directed landmines around the bitch and call it a night.....AND OHHHHHH SHIT......my girls period just hit,.....god help me :(, protect me from all the bad things lmfao, well she gets pissed of easily when in that time frame, maybe with her super hearing and smell during that time of raging hormones will alert her to an perpetrader, then with her super pissed off sound of speed ...She'll kick my ass out of bed and make me do the dirty work....What does this all have to do with anything...Im not too sure

(GASP!)

cause you havent finished your damn car yet.