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Old 11-15-2009, 04:38 AM   #1
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lock and key theory!

"I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy ***** a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl ***** just two guys in a year, she's a ****. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up"
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Old 11-15-2009, 04:52 AM   #3
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Pretty good. I like that kind of logic.
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Lmfao, awesome.
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my life now makes sense
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