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Old 04-09-2008, 05:06 PM   #1
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So this guy goes into the little bar on the beach. He notices the sign that says, all drinks $.10. He throws down a quarter and orders a double shot of 40 year old single malt. The bartender gives him back $.15 and says, "All drinks are a dime". The guy asks, "How the hell can you sell all drinks for a dime?" And the bartender says, "I made almost a billion dollars when my company went public. All my life I just wanted a funky little bar on a beautiful beach. So, I don't need any money, and I love making people happy."
So, the guys orders another double and then notices four guys sitting at a table in the back. They are not drinking. So he asks the bartender, "What's up with those guys?"
The bartender replies. "Oh, those are Spec Miata racers, they are waiting for happy hour."
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where did I just read this?
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So the moral of this story is that spec miata racers are poor?

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Heres a joke.

What did the tornado say to the coconut tree?(staying with your beach theme)


Hang on to your nuts, this is gonna be one hell of a blow job.

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A guy walked into a bar and said "OUCH"

/joke
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A baby seal walked into a club....
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A quadriplegic walked into a bar....

An Irish guy walked past a bar...
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hahaha, that coconut thing had me laughing pretty hard.
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A Jew bought the bar...
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Old 04-09-2008, 07:24 PM   #10
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man walks into a gay bar....

"pardon me, may i push in your stool?"

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pirate walks into a bar
the bartender looks at him and notices there's a steering wheel sticking part way out of his pantaloons, "hey isn't that steering wheel a little uncomfortable??" he asks.

"YARRRRRRRR!! IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS."
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How do you get 4 gay people to sit on one bar stool?

Turn it upside down.
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What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

How am I supposed to get hard in 3 minutes when I just got laid?
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How do you get 4 miata drivers to sit on one bar stool?

Turn it upside down.
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lol
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These are good jokes lol
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a little boy, about 6 years old, walks in on his older sister ******* her boyfriend
he goes "gosh, what are you guys up to?"
shes like" o god!, oh, umm, we , umm,, ::clears throat:: were praying!"
hes like "oh, ok"

next day, the same little boy walks in on his older brother ******* his gf
he goes "gosh, what are you guys up to?"
the brothers like" o geez!, umm, we , umm, !were praying!"
hes like "oh, ok", and goes on his way

a few days pass, and the little boy is sitting having lunch with his dad
the dad looks at him and goes, " have you seen your mom?"
son - "sure did, shes at the neighbors praying"
dad -" how do you know shes praying?"
son- "well, she was on here knees yelling oh god im coming"
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lol
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Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer......unfortunately Chuck Norris doesn't CRY!!
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How do you get copper wire?

Two jews fighting over a penny.
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What do you call the offspring between a Catholic and a Jew?









A Cashew
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