This thread was EPIC for 3 pages, and then some moralist **** entered to mess it all up.

I've been reading, laughing like a crazyperson, and enjoying every word of this great hunting story, picturing you running around on your property with a gun and a rifle.
The pictures from Predator just boosted this, and about the time I finished the third page, you were wearing camo clothing, warpaint and a wicked ******* grin on your face.

And then you went all moral *****, and just destroyed everything.

**** you, you really had me going there.

 

please post pics, **** the haters

 

I dare you to PM that video to FaeFlora, he wont be able to sleep for a week.

 

It's ****** awesome isn't it!

Now if Vash would only use a 22-250 on the chips! Be sure to take video!

 

lmao u guys r the funniest

 

Well I'm glad that some of you are happy to share this experience with me.

I was telling one of the guys at the shop last night about how its going and I had him holding his heart laughing.

One of the guys told me he would bring me a have a heart trap and I said I would feel bad splitting up the family and they really got a kick out of that. lol

As I type this I can hear the bitches outside the window starting with their ****. I already poked my head outside and asked them if they really wanted to start this morning off like we did yesterday.

Maybe I'll post more pics, but I cant say for certain. I'd love to take a video but I feel like there's no way I'd be able to do both (video and kill). We'll see.

 

Ahh, there we go.

In my opinion, it's like partying and some guy starts ******* with you.
When you warn him, and tell him that there will be consequences if he continues, and he still does - then it's his problem.
Hence, when you've had this dialogue with the chipmunks, then you're all clear to go ballistic, and kill on sight. After all, they HAVE been warned, and the experiences during the last days should give them a hint to what is going to happen.

Even environmental nutcases have to understand the logic in this.

Feel free to throw in a picture of yourself, armed to the teeth in combat clothing.
(It is not for sexual pleasure, but for stimulation of my already heavy war-inspired picture of you on the hunt)

 

PETA Vanguard and Augustus club member here.

Frankly I love the ever living hell out of chipmunks. I do understand your position though Vash, that they're causing a material and quality of life detriment.

I'll recommend a trap as an alternative. It might be much faster and you can dump the chipmunks a few miles away.

http://www.professionalequipment.com...gs&cid=PESEFGL

 

LOL

I already got to work late this morning...now everyone knows I'm not even working yet either.

 

Imagine how the thread would be then..

"I put out a few traps, and they worked, so I won. Yey."

Now, we've got our own little Chipmunk Rambo here, and we're loving it!

 

Vash, buy a few of these, fill them up and drop them in the snake pond.

Also, have you considered leaving a body out for the others to see? We did the same thing with a opossum corpse and the rest of them fucked off real quick.

 

lol

Well I'm usually not wearing anything too exciting. I can usually be caught out in the woods in shorts, a tshirt and slippers. Sorry to ruin the fun.

I have a guy bringing me a trap and I'll trap as many as I can, but in the meantime every time I see one of these little cuties I'm going to have to unload on them. Sorry love.

I could leave the house everyday to get to the shop by 7am-8am, but I'm literally choosing to stay home a few hours longer, just to try and do some work on these *******. They really are ruining my work environment like you wouldn't believe.

Number 7 is out for the ******* count!! I seen one at the base of the wooded area so I loaded up the rifle but when I took the screen out of the window he took off. I was like "************" when then I saw one half sticking out from the rear tire on the miata. "Ohh, now your gonna **** around with the miata too?" I really didnt want to take a chance hitting the car or tire, but I shot anyways.



This picture is taken from sitting in my desk chair, turned around looking out the window. Same vantage point I've been shooting from since the get go.

Needless to say because it was the rifle it was a one hitter quitter on this bitch. I picked him up and carried him down the driveway toward the snake pit. I almost felt as if the endless peeping was gone because they were watching me carry their dead brother away, in shock that I've taken another one away from them.

On a serious note, I need to say that I DO NOT enjoy killing them. I'm doing it because my only alternative is to move out. After telling the landlord about the $9800 damage they've caused under the house, he wasn't too thrilled either. Once they are gone I can live peacefully ever after, but until then, I'm going to be as savage as I need to be.

 

DAMN!!!111!!! $10K???

That's messed up. I woulda gone on a rampage by now.


Good shooting with that rifle. The one shot kill is a lot more humane way to do it. I've learned in life that the true environmentalist and one that has respect for animals is always the best shot.

 

what's the estimated insurgent population total?

 

Thanks man. It felt good to get him with one shot. This way I don't have to throw my slippers on and run out the house with the pistol to finish him off.

I love animals. Not so much little furry ones, but I've had multitude of reptiles and saltwater fish over the years that it was borderline crazy. When I was working at petco out of highschool I was the manager of the fish/reptile department, but I also worked with the small animals and birds on a regular basis. I took better care of those animals then the people that were buying them and taking them home probably did.

Although this is unfortunate for all parties involved, I feel that I need to put certain feelings aside for the moment and do what needs to be done.

If I had to guess. We're talking 2-3 dozen. Now that I see babies out and about possibly more. 7 is just scratching the surface bro. I'm fucked. lol

 

If I fly up there and bring my rifle, can you give me a place to crash for 3 days? Also, do you have access to a machine shop?

 

YES! Just do it already!

Pretty flimsy excuse there to hide your blood lust there, Killer. A stinky corpse under the house *might* be a more valid concern.

Academic Advice:
University of Georgia in Cooperation with the US Dept of Agriculture
http://www.aces.edu/forestry/awdm/ma...controluga.pdf

Cliffs:

• Trapping is the easiest.
• Shooting can be effective.
• Poisoning is the most effective.

 

lol

I can just picture that. Maybe we can work something out.

I have poison!!! I paid $500 to have an exterminator come out and set 8 boxes (this is when I though it was a mouse problem) and fill them. Then soon after I found the same poison he uses online for 1/10 of the price he's charging for it. So I've been refilling them regularly, but its obviously not working!!!

The chipmunks actually prefer to sit atop the black boxes and eat their nuts. They literally mock me and leave heaps of chewed up nuts on top of the $500 boxes. See what I mean!?

 

This is my ringtone btw.
******* epic, and Alvin rocks!

 

im kinda dealing with the same problem now except they are going after my cars

Yesterday I washed the windows on the rs then the car wouldn't run right. Though it was bad plugs/wires.. got up this morning to take a look and ffound a chipmunk chewing on my wiring harness. Tried to take the 240 to work and it wont start(great thoes bastards got to this one too) and my GFs car has been acting up a bit lately and I always see them runnning out from under the car.. not to long ago they tore the acc belt off my moms focus...

Im going to kill every single one of them...