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chicksdigmiatas 01-13-2011 12:15 AM

Lets discuss electric toothbrushes and dildos of all things.
 
I read on the interwebz that you can take an Oral B vibrator brush and turn it into a dildo. Is this true? If so, how much does the conversion cost.

Bryce 01-13-2011 12:25 AM

1: Buy Oral B toothbrush
2: Buy rubber dildo.
3: Insert toothbrush into dildo
4: ?????
5: PROFIT!



PS: I love the satire of this thread.

rmcelwee 01-13-2011 12:26 AM

I took an electric toothpick, added a 9V battery to it and turned it into an electric lock pick once. Doesn't work as well as doing it manually though.

scottyd 01-13-2011 02:05 AM

>9k

18psi 01-13-2011 02:38 AM

looks like I started a trend

pusha 01-13-2011 04:28 AM

I wonder what it feels like to douche with a bottle of soda.

Machismo 01-13-2011 09:36 AM

Whoever invents a dildo that smells like money and cums chocolate will ruin our lives forever!

pusha 01-13-2011 10:07 AM


Originally Posted by Machismo (Post 678428)
Whoever invents a dildo that smells like money and cums chocolate will ruin our lives forever!

I'd be hard-pressed to trade my real money for something that smells like money, but I think you're onto something with the choco-jaculate though.

y8s 01-13-2011 11:48 AM

Philips Sonicare Flexcare (without the sterilization crap)
http://www.usa.philips.com/c/electri...hx6911_02/prd/

http://download.p4c.philips.com/file...11_02_rtp_.jpg


LELO Liv personal massager
http://en.lelo.com/index.php?collect...&groupName=LIV

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg


keep your teeth clean and your woman writhing.

Quality Control Bot 01-13-2011 12:49 PM

Cheaper to buy a dildo so why bother.

Hey, who wants to buy a 89 honda civic and turn it into a miata???? not saying the miata is a dildo, you get my point.

sixshooter 01-13-2011 01:04 PM

Now if someone could develop a pill that could make ejaculate taste like chocolate cake frosting I'd buy a bottle... of the pills I mean.

pusha 01-13-2011 01:34 PM


Originally Posted by Rick (Post 678508)
Cheaper to buy a dildo so why bother.

Hey, who wants to buy a 89 honda civic and turn it into a miata???? not saying the miata is a dildo, you get my point.

Has this been done? It could be as simple as reversing the seats.

Quality Control Bot 01-13-2011 01:46 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 678515)
Now if someone could develop a pill that could make ejaculate taste like chocolate cake frosting I'd buy a bottle... of the pills I mean.

wait. hrmmm. something seems awfully gay about this post still. :giggle:

sixshooter 01-13-2011 01:51 PM


Originally Posted by Rick (Post 678530)
wait. hrmmm. something seems awfully gay about this post still. :giggle:

Even gayer than a thread on a Miata forum about a guy wanting to build himself a dildo? Certainly you jest.

chicksdigmiatas 01-13-2011 05:24 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 678533)
Even gayer than a thread on a Miata forum about a guy wanting to build himself a dildo? Certainly you jest.


It was going to be a surprise for Hustler.... you ruined it. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.

Pitlab77 01-13-2011 08:43 PM

In Soviet Russia.....

lordrigamus 01-13-2011 10:30 PM

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/804...electbrush.jpg

Bryce 01-14-2011 12:22 AM


Originally Posted by lordrigamus (Post 678734)

"Reach"

lordrigamus 01-14-2011 12:37 AM

Ahahaha! I didn't even notice that.

Bryce 01-14-2011 12:48 AM

It's obviously the best brand of toothbrush to use for this purpose.


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