Lets discuss electric toothbrushes and dildos of all things.
I read on the interwebz that you can take an Oral B vibrator brush and turn it into a dildo. Is this true? If so, how much does the conversion cost.
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1: Buy Oral B toothbrush
2: Buy rubber dildo. 3: Insert toothbrush into dildo 4: ????? 5: PROFIT! PS: I love the satire of this thread. |
I took an electric toothpick, added a 9V battery to it and turned it into an electric lock pick once. Doesn't work as well as doing it manually though.
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>9k
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looks like I started a trend
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I wonder what it feels like to douche with a bottle of soda.
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Whoever invents a dildo that smells like money and cums chocolate will ruin our lives forever!
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Originally Posted by Machismo
(Post 678428)
Whoever invents a dildo that smells like money and cums chocolate will ruin our lives forever!
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Philips Sonicare Flexcare (without the sterilization crap)
http://www.usa.philips.com/c/electri...hx6911_02/prd/ http://download.p4c.philips.com/file...11_02_rtp_.jpg LELO Liv personal massager http://en.lelo.com/index.php?collect...&groupName=LIV http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg keep your teeth clean and your woman writhing. |
Cheaper to buy a dildo so why bother.
Hey, who wants to buy a 89 honda civic and turn it into a miata???? not saying the miata is a dildo, you get my point. |
Now if someone could develop a pill that could make ejaculate taste like chocolate cake frosting I'd buy a bottle... of the pills I mean.
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Originally Posted by Rick
(Post 678508)
Cheaper to buy a dildo so why bother.
Hey, who wants to buy a 89 honda civic and turn it into a miata???? not saying the miata is a dildo, you get my point. |
Originally Posted by sixshooter
(Post 678515)
Now if someone could develop a pill that could make ejaculate taste like chocolate cake frosting I'd buy a bottle... of the pills I mean.
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Originally Posted by Rick
(Post 678530)
wait. hrmmm. something seems awfully gay about this post still. :giggle:
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Originally Posted by sixshooter
(Post 678533)
Even gayer than a thread on a Miata forum about a guy wanting to build himself a dildo? Certainly you jest.
It was going to be a surprise for Hustler.... you ruined it. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. |
In Soviet Russia.....
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Originally Posted by lordrigamus
(Post 678734)
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Ahahaha! I didn't even notice that.
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It's obviously the best brand of toothbrush to use for this purpose.
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