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Old 01-13-2011, 12:15 AM
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Default Lets discuss electric toothbrushes and ****** of all things.

I read on the interwebz that you can take an Oral B vibrator brush and turn it into a *****. Is this true? If so, how much does the conversion cost.
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Old 01-13-2011, 12:25 AM
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1: Buy Oral B toothbrush
2: Buy rubber *****.
3: Insert toothbrush into *****
4: ?????
5: PROFIT!



PS: I love the satire of this thread.
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I took an electric toothpick, added a 9V battery to it and turned it into an electric lock pick once. Doesn't work as well as doing it manually though.
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looks like I started a trend
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I wonder what it feels like to douche with a bottle of soda.
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Whoever invents a ***** that smells like money and **** chocolate will ruin our lives forever!
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Originally Posted by Machismo
Whoever invents a ***** that smells like money and **** chocolate will ruin our lives forever!
I'd be hard-pressed to trade my real money for something that smells like money, but I think you're onto something with the choco-jaculate though.
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Philips Sonicare Flexcare (without the sterilization crap)
http://www.usa.philips.com/c/electri...hx6911_02/prd/




LELO Liv personal massager
http://en.lelo.com/index.php?collect...&groupName=LIV




keep your teeth clean and your woman writhing.
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Cheaper to buy a ***** so why bother.

Hey, who wants to buy a 89 honda civic and turn it into a miata???? not saying the miata is a *****, you get my point.
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Now if someone could develop a pill that could make ejaculate taste like chocolate cake frosting I'd buy a bottle... of the pills I mean.
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Originally Posted by Rick
Cheaper to buy a ***** so why bother.

Hey, who wants to buy a 89 honda civic and turn it into a miata???? not saying the miata is a *****, you get my point.
Has this been done? It could be as simple as reversing the seats.
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Originally Posted by sixshooter
Now if someone could develop a pill that could make ejaculate taste like chocolate cake frosting I'd buy a bottle... of the pills I mean.
wait. hrmmm. something seems awfully gay about this post still.
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Originally Posted by Rick
wait. hrmmm. something seems awfully gay about this post still.
Even gayer than a thread on a Miata forum about a guy wanting to build himself a *****? Certainly you jest.
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Originally Posted by sixshooter
Even gayer than a thread on a Miata forum about a guy wanting to build himself a *****? Certainly you jest.

It was going to be a surprise for Hustler.... you ruined it. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.
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In Soviet Russia.....
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Originally Posted by lordrigamus
"Reach"
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Ahahaha! I didn't even notice that.
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It's obviously the best brand of toothbrush to use for this purpose.
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