Lets talk porn! (support the troops)
 

And let's keep this thread worksafe (no images).

So, I'm as big a porn fan as the next guy. Being in the Navy and spending absurd amounts of time far away from the real thing will even corrupt the occasional chaplain... so with my very unguided moral compass, I have no shame.

I'm curious as to who on the forum might take their interest in the subject to the next level... I'm talking about who here has a borderline sick obsession. I have been eying a new 1TB external harddrive to take to the ship to hold all my movies/photos/music now that they're stupid cheap.

So, is there anybody on this forum who has the Devil's Own collection of e-smut who might be willing to share with a brother if I sent you a harddrive with return postage... I'm talking about you filling up a 1TB harddrive for me. I'm not too picky about content, but I draw the line at poo... no poo.

Just think of this as your way of supporting the cause... some people send Skittles and handi-wipes to Iraq... you can send something way more useful. Oh, and I share... everybody on the ship has portable harddrives... my buddies will sing songs and raise glasses in your honor.

Feel free to throw down in this thread, or PM me.

i fucking love this site!!!!!!!

Sam you always have the bests post ever.

Amazing, simply amazing.

I cannot respond to this thread on the grounds of something like the 5th amendment.

but here's what you need:
2-Bay Network Storage Enclosure - DNS-323 by D-Link
start - DNS323Wiki

see about the part where it handles bittorrent. zomg!
then also go to puretna.com

sam

best

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ever

I stopped downloading porn 5 years ago.

www.myfreepaysite.com

Its free, its streaming (not sure if you have internet from the boat) and there is more pron than you can shake a stick at.

The problem with using someone elses porn is you never know what you are going to get. Could be anything from giraffes fucking midgets to women ramming footballs in their cooches.

Sam...send me an address (PM) and I will send you a few DVDs worth to load on your own. Since I get new stuff constantly...I could keep them coming if need be.

BTW...Buffalo NAS with a TB HD is the way to go...HD AND NAS...so you can share. Just be careful on the boat networks...DoD monitors traffic.

Hitlers Hunt for the G-Spot
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Hitler Loses His Porn
YouTube - Hitler Loses His Porn

Hitler Gets caught waching p0rn by his Mom...
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Hitler gets caught downloading 'The Dark Knight'...
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Wow that looks awesome.. I've been looking for a cheapo nas enclosure like that for a while. Even has RAID 1 and bittorrent+++ Too bad no NFS or CIFS but this is still very NICE!

I used to download porn but I now find redtube, pornhub, and xnxx have pretty much all the porn I need and no one is going to find it stashed on my computer.

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Sam, I can't help you (OMG 1TB!!) but wish you epic luck.

+1

God Speed Sir.

seriously, a terabyte is a lot.

I'm feeling everybody on the comments. Places like redtube, youporn, etc... are pretty standard for the occasional indulgence, but that shit is a "you go to jail and I'm not fucking kidding" offence on Navy computers. This stuff would never see a LAN, and even if I started downloading now, I'd never accumulate enough to last a six month cruise.

In any case, the internet connection on the ship is just about on par with late 80's dialup... ie, the original internetz.

On some of my past ships, there was always "that guy" who had the hookup... a huge box of DVD's or what not. 4 years ago when I was at sea last, the biggest external HD you could get was a 250gb and they were $400. Right now Ecost has several 1TB models at the $100 price point. This would be something I "loaned"... so maybe I should get 2x500Gb units.

Well, I know at least one of you out there has the goods... I'm not going anywhere until July.

Dude, after 3 months of cruise, there will be guys complaining I didn't ask my "source" for 2TB's worth. I'm not shitting you.

And whichever mod made this a sticky... bless you.

wait...they throw you in jail for porn? Sounds like a breeding ground for homos. Bunch of dudes on a ship with no poon and no porn....

God these forums are awsome. Where else could you have a sticky thread (no pun intended). I have some porn... about 250k worth of images and videos (mostly images), which comes to about 100GB.

Only on a Navy computer... but everybody has their own personal laptops for entertainment.

Why not take up a collection from a bunch of different guys instead of all from one source. If 20 guys burned DVD-ROMs of everything they had and could find and each sent several of them to you you'd be well on your way. And the content would be diverse. All you would have to do is upload to the master drive.

I should say something here about all of the seamen in the Navy, but I can't do it.

While we are on the topic, who is that in your avatar? Ive been wondering for a while.

I found out a couple of days ago that her name is Regina Deutinger, a German model. And apparently she has posed for Playboy recently. I spotted the whole photo shoot on some Russian or other eastern European website, I think. She is fairly well known, I guess, because she also showed up in some European tabloid press pics when I looked her up.

I originally found her picture on a German beer enthusiast's website and was recently looking for another pic of her but couldn't find one there. The pic was called deutinger2.jpg so I searched for deutinger and found her.

There was more of her to find than I initially realized.:)

Thanks. Her body is a bit... fake, but she has a nice face. Im not usually a blonde kind of guy, but I like her.

ummm, the best i can do is 350 gigs, so thats 1/3rd the way there. Oh yeah 1TB isn't shit, I know true smut guru's with 7 TB's of it and it just keeps growing on a daily fukkin basis.

I think a girlfriend would be cheaper than storage for 7TB of porn. Jesus christ.

Sounds like a big circle jerk. A little creepy.

In the long run Andrew... hard drives are cheaper.

Yeah, back in the day I used to like a few of the girls over at alsscan dot com and their associated sites like heartbreaker dot com but I have sworn off the porn for about a year now and was trying to swear it off for about two years before that. It's not something that was easy to kick.

Well, I have no reason to kick it, so it stays! Its either look at porn, or watch nothing on tv after 1am when I get home from work, till 5 when I go to bed. Billy Mayes is only entertaining for so long...

just needed to say it again

Hell, if you're serving in a Muslim country you can't even be caught with any on your personal computer, much less go to any websites. I still managed to hide mine on my personal laptop in Kuwait.

I have a bit Sam, not quite a TB worth but maybe a month's worth for a long, hard ship full of seamen. Maybe send the drive around to a few of us, then you can play "guess which member uploaded which porn" :giggle: Pornorip.net is a good source to load up on torrents before you go.

There is just something unsavory about helping to supply a guy with material to wank to. Next step is giving the guy a dutch rudder.

Dont be hatin'...

:bowrofl:

why oh why did we not have a thread like this sooner?????:D
Thank you Sam...Thank you very much..

next thing you know, sam will send two hard drives. one for himself and one to pass around amongst the forum members to leech from.

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I only go for the double dutch rudder, it's all about giving and receiving.

What do you think a ship full of seamen do to pass time? My bro's heading off to basic for the Navy in a few months. I'll have to inform him of this thread.

SamNavy, go to a torrent site and just download the biggest collections. I added a couple gigs to my collection last night in about an hour this way.

Back in my days in the USN nobody had a laptop full of porn, you had some freaky smut rag you bought on the streets in Italy or Greece and you liked it! alot. Over and over again.

1TB is a lot of porn holy shit. And 7TB? Where do people even find time to accumulate that much.

I have a 15 Megabit download speed. perhaps that's how.

I might know someone. Last i heard he was pissed when he lost 60 gb of his porn because that was 1/5 of his collection. That was a year and a half ago. I'll see what he has now.

I have about 400-500gb most of which i have not seen yet. Its not hard filling a harddrive up when you download a 1.2mbs constantly. Shoot me an pm if you want me to "fill 'er up"

I still remember Black Friday (30 Jan 2005) camp anaconda Iraq. we had a "health and welfare" inspection, and 60 contractors got a plane ride home mostly for porn. :sadwavey: I am on a private internet system here, and very little is blocked. I just have to be sure and clear out my history and cookies when ever i visit a site, or i might get that free flight home too.

Punch the clown!

spankwire . com ftmfw

you know, after several months away the guy with the pRon is akin to God in my eyes.

I wish you well in your quest Sam, I myself have somehow fallen below the radar of those checking personal laptops before we deploy:fawk: hahah!
Something tells me this tour isn't going to be all that bad;)

My best friend has a 1TB drive in his computer dedicated to just porn. I find it kind of sad but I'm envious at times. I'm sure I could hook ya up with some. :bowrofl:

+1


Been bit-torrenting since the original client ^^


That'll fill some shit quick.

RANT.... Sam I'm in the Army and just got back from Iraq last year. Here were the rules we had. If your married no fucking anyone unless your wife was there but who's wife is there... If you were not married no fucking anyone... No porn allowed anywhere, personal computer, thumb drive, or PSP...none... No visiting anyone's room from the oppisite sex... If you get caught Article 15 soon to follow.

Now the homos and lesbos were openly FLAMING in uniform. Quote from one to a buddy.. (Man, I want to blow your back out) Noone was squaring those fuckers away. Meanwhile the Iraqi's are fucking camels in the ass and the talibon are trying to blow us up because they hate us because of the flamers. Oh and Barack wants to do away with dont ask dont tell.

There was more but I deleted it before I really got spooled up.

Damn! Would they search your laptops or what? I'm not sure I ever heard of a guy getting his own searched... unless it was confiscated for some kiddie porn or something.

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

As far as I know there aren't any rules about having porn in Afghanistan, I don't really know cause I don't have any, so never really cared to find out, but there are quite a few guys with 1TB+ of porn floating around on the FOB so I assume it's legal.

Good luck with your porn quest :D