WideOpenTuning (12:46:16 AM): Dude
WideOpenTuning (12:46:23 AM): You own
WideOpenTuning (12:46:28 AM): thats
WideOpenTuning (12:46:31 AM): alll
WideOpenTuning (12:46:35 AM): come home sage
WideOpenTuning (12:46:38 AM): safe
WideOpenTuning (12:46:46 AM): t o elise
WideOpenTuning (12:46:52 AM): for shooooor

found this waiting for me on my laptop

 

was that 12:46am your time or his ?

 

his

 

wots heee on abot dare den ?
I cannt seam to mak oute whas hes tren ta say !
He want feal so gawd dis marning at all

LOL

 

When I got up this morning I found my wifes thong that I apparently tore off of her, a broken towel rack in the bathroom and a sink full of cleaner since I puked in it. I don't remember any of it. I was also just informed I told my wife's friend to "shave her hairy taint"

Jager owns me....

 

HAHA, I had a similar IM when I got up this morning from Kelly.

 

So did she shave her ******? In for pics

 

riiiiiiight magna. he might give you pics of his own *** hole but that's about all you'll get.

AND YOU'LL LIKE IT.

 

Guess i should've left my laptop on. Man I hate jager.

 

Oh man, how did you know her taint was hairy?