LoL golden bathtub stolen
05-30-2007, 01:21 PM
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haha maybe they were watching tv in the hotel when they saw the commercial for the "free gold kit". If you haven't seen the commercial, it's like a pawn shop that you mail your gold in to.
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05-31-2007, 08:03 AM
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Yeah. 40 oz. of malt liquor mmake me want to tell you somethin'.
Rollin round, sittin on dubs.
Countin the urs,
Was high on shrubs.
Coolin in my Escalade.
Man I'm paid, I got it made!
Take me to your special place.
Close your eyes,
Show me your face.
I'm gonna **** on it!
Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want none of the above.
I want to **** on you!
Yes I do. I'll **** on you;
I'll pee on you.
Now your body, your body
Is a Porta-Potty.
And my pee I'd kick;
Like it know's karate. (knows karate)
And you'll never feel quite the same
Once u take a whiff of my Hershey stains.
I want to poop on u too.
I want to pee in your food.
Only thing that make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
I'm gonna **** on you!
Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want none of the above.
I want to **** on you!
Yes I do. I'll **** on you;
I'll pee on you.
Before we start, I'm gonna fart. I'm gonna fart on you.
Rollin round, sittin on dubs.
Countin the urs,
Was high on shrubs.
Coolin in my Escalade.
Man I'm paid, I got it made!
Take me to your special place.
Close your eyes,
Show me your face.
I'm gonna **** on it!
Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want none of the above.
I want to **** on you!
Yes I do. I'll **** on you;
I'll pee on you.
Now your body, your body
Is a Porta-Potty.
And my pee I'd kick;
Like it know's karate. (knows karate)
And you'll never feel quite the same
Once u take a whiff of my Hershey stains.
I want to poop on u too.
I want to pee in your food.
Only thing that make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
I'm gonna **** on you!
Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want none of the above.
I want to **** on you!
Yes I do. I'll **** on you;
I'll pee on you.
Before we start, I'm gonna fart. I'm gonna fart on you.
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05-31-2007, 10:48 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Vancouver Canada
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Get blow torch. Convert ridiculously extravagant, useless item into ridiculously valuable gold bars. Sell bars, convert money into hookers and blow. Lots of hookers and blow. Japanese Hookers and blow.
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