I like eating the hamburger at work on hamburger day at school. Its funny to see the kids looking at me when I get a tray lunch too

 

I like using my coffee pot to make me oatmeal every morning. I call it Mr. Oatmeal, and thanks to my sharpie it reads it too

 

i never thought of that.

 

haha that hits home, i eat oatmeal every morning at work. I just empty the package into a cup and use the hot water spout on the coffee machine, people think i'm strange but hopefully i'm lowering my cholesterol(i have high cholesterol). plus i lost 7 pounds just by eating breakfast every day which was unexpected.

 

"No sir. We call it 'Mr. Oatmeal.'"

"I always eat oatmeal when I watch radar, you know that. Everyone knows that."

 

I've done the hot tap on the water machine too.
At myold job in college I use to make soup using the hot top and the ozarka machine.

Talk about a healthy soup

 

"How many ******** we got on this ship anyway?"

 

Yeah recently Ive started eating oatmeal and cut out all high fructose corn syrup and only whole wheat stuff. SO far lost 5 pounds and have shitted about 6 times a day.. Hmm fiber.

Also I take all my sandwiches apart.

 

mustard on cheese Pizza...... try it..... regular yellow mustard..... it's badass!!! Tried it in middle school on a dare, and I've been a mustard weirdo ever since!

 

GTFO!!! I bet you put ketchup on eggs and mac n cheese too you weirdo :gay:

 

nothing wrong with ketchup on egss. hard to eat it without it.

I like egg, potates, and lots of ketchup

 

OHHH NOOOOEEESSSSSSS!!!!


I'm joking about all this btw. I do think its disgusting but I don't really care.

 

I like the smell of my own farts ...............ahhhhhhhhhh............I mean.........ahhhhhhhhhhhh............I make my Grilled Cheese Sandwiches with an iron.

 

I use my lunch break to go work on my car.

 

Ham and pepperjack cheese sandwich with honey mustard, crisp dill pickles, tomato, all on a raisin bagel.

 

I sometimes crave a Subway tuna sub with just deli mustard on it.

 

i work on my car for about 12 hours every friday and other cars every day of the week?

 

I spent 4 hours in the dark with a flashlight in my mouth finishing my turbo install. It was raining and supposedly cold outside, say the Tennesseans around me that don't know what it's like to go out when its -60 F outside.

 

Dedicated.

Last Football season, I watched more of the games live on Fox Sports than I missed. 7 games most weekends. (This is Rugby though, so games last less than 2 hours)

 

I enjoy drinking beer and after about 3 or 4 i eat a cup o soup or top ramen. Then i take the turbo car out and get to tuning!

Just kidding. I like beer and ramen though ... thats not too wierd.

I can tell you something wierd that happened tonight though. I deliver pizza 2 nights a week and my last delivery tonight was awesome. I take the delivery to a hotel and end up hanging out with them for a bit (10 minutes). They gave me a beer which i gladly accepted and after a few minutes I learn that this guy is a pimp ... tried to sell me some hoes lol. It was pretty cool needless to say. Never knew pimps liked pizza ... well their hoe was eating it all so i guess she must have worked up an appetite or something.

Ya i find joy in the most odd of places. That, I guess, is how I am wierd.