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Is this guy an idiot, or am I explaining it wrong?

http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=217537
I mean WTF do I have to say to make him understand this?

no...you are fine. this dude is just one of many on miata.net who shouldn't open their hood, non the less turn a wrench.

Typical, but that MrMiatagi takes the cake

I *heart* Mnet..:gay:

WTF idiots learn much damn.

Definately not you. Sounds like he's playing mechanic for the first time...

and it feels like the very first time. dud ud ud du doo.
Blinded by the timming light. and other hits on m.net

dunno they banned me after I went apey on someone :gay:

you ever get back in to have some fun with them or where you IP banned?

IP bans are useless.

long live proxys!!!

There is a reason that not everyone can or should be allowed to work on cars...Me included...

some dude in another thread over there was saying its dangerous to push start a car. God i fucking hate that forum.

well it is...







if you are retarded.

i replied that he should wear a football helmet when push starting the car.

Link please.

http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread...36#post2267136
HUSTLER AKA BLACK JESUS - 3/4 of the way down.

HELMUT? = That's what JESUS would do!
Or, maybe a bored out watermelon :gay: :gay:

:rofl:

I can't read that forum anymore. Too many fucking idiots.

I still check out the Forced Induction and Dyno forums.

What a bunch of fuckin retards.

I can't believe how many people gave him wrong advice.

I guess that I shouldn't tell them about how I towed my Miata behind a pickup to bump start it last week... twice.... :inout:

it's just too big man. The guys that know what they're talking about get drowned out by the morons.

what's fun is to search for a problem, then see how many of the thread syou find actually have answers vs. how many are full of idiots telling people to search :hsugh:

Yeah, apparently we can't do it because a couple of fucktards couldn't do it due to their incompetence. Fuckers would rather argue that it's not possible instead of fucking trying it.

Those mods really piss me off..

Now I get "The Don-Erator" joke haha.. What a douchebag.

:edit: Oops this was supposed to be an edit..

Like DUH! What a FUCKTARD :gay:

Very true,the morons would rather argue with people that know what they are talking about,than rather help people that needs Questions answered.

The fucked up thing about that forum is it's getting worse by the day.

Oh well. What can you do.

I just sit back and laugh.

I tend to agree that a totally dead battery would be nearly impossible to push start but Ive push started 240sx and ae86 where the batter "tie down" failed and yanked the + cable right out of the clamp. 0 battery, push push push fire start... it sucked but once it was up it made it to the pits...

I hate that board. ase opinions about things they have never done... and moderators moderating everyones opinions not facts...

I posted facts, and had the words "old man" in my post, so Don deleted it. Grumpy old douchebag..

But yea, we tried push starting my friends Miata at the gap, and it wouldnt start. Turned out one of the batery cables came off, so i'm going to go with the "you probobly cant push start a car with 0v charge" crowd.

So now Don is threatening to "remove me from the forums.." :gay:

tell him to email me and I'll tell him where to go.

lolas avatar gets me everytime.

He called me an immigrant via PM because I spelled a few words wrong haha

Now if you'll excuse me, im about to go try out cutting my springs because the Don said so.

Are you serious? He's so PC on the public forum, what a fucking hypocrite. I don't mind someone being an asshole, just be an asshole all the time.

Exactly. I PMd him after another mod PMd me stating that he deleted my post. He didnt even PM me to tell me, but his whole reply to me was mainly preaching about the words i mis spelled, and saying how un intelligent I was and that everyone could see it blah blah (Keep in mind this was after deleting my post stating I share the same ASE certification as the retard on page one, and that I disagreed with him.)

What a fucking dick. I reallyyy hope hes at MATG2007.. hehe

Don and Gord need to be donkey punched by Marcellus Wallace

You should PM him back and tell him he is a MOD on a forum and not the president of the united states,oh tell him to fuck off too.

If you get banned,just email Gary and tell him to fuck off and tell him the reason why.

He told me to take it up with the admin, and "He allready knows about you. I have forwarded this to him."

I simply replied with im not going to bother as I know many have allready complained and no action has been taken. Also tols him to search his name on other Miata forums sometime. ;)

Honestly not going to let him get to me. Itd be like letting my grandpa piss me off lol.

Jesus. I spend about 4 hours a day on automotive forums for work, I see so many idiotic post every day and the crap in those two posts still managed to get to me. Makes me want to vomit a little.

Years ago I left an MR2 board in disgust after being called socially irresponsible for having a car that made more than 200hp per liter.

HA! :eek5: That's awesome! What a great way to be socially irresponsible, though, eh?

LOL!

Best insult i've heard in a while..

Andhere I thought people didnt like you becouse you kept caps lock on when logging in to much hp hmm nice. :bigtu:

I wish the board was still around so I could dig the post up, I remember he said something to the effect of me taking the lives of everyone else on the street into my hands whenever I would drive the car and that it wasn't a responsibilty anyone could handle. Some such nonsense.

Now read his last post: #18 post
http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread...26#post2272826

Don't forget to read the original post also to make up your mind!
I can't for the life of me, believe this guy! Am I nuts, or is this for real? :vash:
***Then again, maybe he is just fuckin with my brain***

Oh man Don is cracking me up with his replies to me.. Now apparently "Gary" (The admin?) is in on it. Good stuff!

the hell? would a miata even run AT ALL with the timing 180 out?

Ya really need to read everything from start to finish to understand how fucked up this guy really is. He makes no sense at all to me. If he had his cams 180 out, it wouldn't fire - although he says the car was and is running. And what gets me is that he says he fixed it and it is running much better.
The guy didn't even know about the proper timing marks on his crank.

oh jeez. yeah, i see your point now.

There needs to be a forum on M.net for how to pick a mechanic to do one's work for them. There would be a sticky at the top explaining proper check writing methods.


It would become the most active forum on the board (with a little luck).

I keep my cams set 360 degrees out and it runs like a charm.

OMFG! Some poor bloke who doesn't know much about cars but enjoys them and likes Miatas is actually trying to get advice/help on fixing his car!! ZOMGZ!! Wutt a LooS3R!!!!! :D I can't believe he doesn't know as much as some of us dooooo!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!111!!~~~```!1!21@!1

yeah but then you always have that extra crankshaft rotation when you shut off your car...

BRIAN -
Read the link to the thread that I posted Brian -
I'm not saying he doesn't know about cars. I'm talking about the weird stuff he is explaining in the threads. I believe that you might agreee with me after reading his thread all of the way from beginning to end.
As for m.net, I post on there all of the time trying to help people with their problems. I have no hate for it and I thoroughly think that it is best/biggest miata Q & A forums available - Everything has been answered there many times over.

http://forum.miata.net/vb/showpost.p...4&postcount=19

"Are you mentally handicapped? Everyone is thinking it... I've just got to ask."

And Don is about to ban me I'm sure...

That should stick on there for at least five minutes before they kill it with the Donerator Gun...........:gay:

I'll check back there every few minutes so we can see how long it takes for them to get pissy.

I posted "rude old man" and got ban threats..

I can't believe it -- Still there after 3 or 4 hours. What's the world coming to?