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Pitlab77 06-13-2007 01:06 PM

M.net: Oh my turbo sounds too loud....
 
Like what do they expect with a turbo and an open intake, for it to be freaking quite like a 3 cly geo metro?

http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread...18#post2520818

Braineack 06-13-2007 01:10 PM

saw that last week...didn't know what to say....

Ben 06-13-2007 01:15 PM

I bet the intake in that cube of aluminum is pretty noisy. Cubes = nasty resonances. Remember sympathetic frequencies and contructive interference from HS physics?

IMO, a better mod would have been to line the heatshield with heat barrier to reduce resonances (and increase heat protection), and drill hole in the fender to change the interior shape and provide a cold air source.

Anyway, I've been having too much fun poking at Jeff Anderson and a couple of the mods there to care.
http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=236682
Biggest douche EVAR.

Braineack 06-13-2007 01:17 PM

I'd much rather hear my intake whooosh than my exhaust.

y8s 06-13-2007 01:34 PM

I know how to make the quietest airbox.... I just don't have time.

large turbo inlet pipe --> large airbox / panel filter --> huge curved horn.

The horn will make noise go away. most of the intake noise is from the pressure gradient at the inlet being too steep. the horn makes it nice and smooth and ideally the inlet velocity at the centerline is... zero. no intake velocity, no noise!

SloS13 06-13-2007 01:49 PM

There are definitely some weirdos on m.net. no doubt.

neogenesis2004 06-13-2007 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by Ben (Post 122607)
Anyway, I've been having too much fun poking at Jeff Anderson and a couple of the mods there to care.
http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=236682
Biggest douche EVAR.

"Any suitable aftermarket speaker suitably connected to actual as-built OEM wiring constructions should provide reasonably well audio reproduction in so much as the person who suitably wields a reasonably substantial crimping tool may such forth and indeed use such tool to firmly make suitable connections and will produce reasonable reproduction suitable to typical miatas."

I laughed pretty hard while reading this (what ben posted). Sounds like Captain Jack Sparrow.

jayc72 06-13-2007 01:51 PM

I was pretty shocked with how much louder the intake was on my car when I switched over to the link and removed the AFM. The spool up noise was a cool novelty at first. Bit if I could get it to be a little stealthier I would.

Wanting a more quiet car while still wanting a fast car doesn't make one an idiot.

Al Hounos 06-13-2007 01:55 PM


Originally Posted by Ben (Post 122607)
I bet the intake in that cube of aluminum is pretty noisy. Cubes = nasty resonances. Remember sympathetic frequencies and contructive interference from HS physics?

what high school did you go to?:confused:

i love the turbo spool sound... why would you not want it? i was just remarking to myself the other day how fun it is just to drive around in vacuum listening to it spool and the bov sigh.

Ben 06-13-2007 01:55 PM

:gay: That does sound like Captain Jack. I was mocking Jeff though.

Jay, my turbo is noticably noiser without the AFM too. But I was even more surprised by the change in behavior of the BOV. Instead of a nice "PSSSHHHH SHHH SHH" it now shrieks. It's loud.

Al, shitty public school. That was senior year stuff.

jayc72 06-13-2007 02:02 PM


Originally Posted by Ben (Post 122625)
:gay: That does sound like Captain Jack. I was mocking Jeff though.

Jay, my turbo is noticably noiser without the AFM too. But I was even more surprised by the change in behavior of the BOV. Instead of a nice "PSSSHHHH SHHH SHH" it now shrieks. It's loud.

Al, shitty public school. That was senior year stuff.


My Bosch BOV was making a really high pitched farting sound. I changed the orientation of it and it helped. Now I mostly get a nice whoooosh, but sometimes when I'm really on it hard and lift I get the really high pitched fart. I didn't think that it had anything to do with AFM removal, I attributed it to changing the BOV from an old one to a newer one (same model). But you could be right on the money.

I hope I don't get mocked as a poseur for wanting a quiet BOV too! :)

Newbsauce 06-13-2007 02:16 PM

That thread made me want to simply post "Remove turbo, add shift knob, clean vagina, problem solved."

slutz4 06-13-2007 04:30 PM


Originally Posted by Newbsauce (Post 122630)
That thread made me want to simply post "Remove turbo, add shift knob, clean vagina, problem solved."

hahahaa, x2. They have a real problem driving my car

jwarriner 06-13-2007 05:08 PM

It's so hard not to get annoyed by those m.net folks. They're such pussies compared to here, I'm glad I found this forum first.

96rdstr 06-13-2007 09:01 PM


Originally Posted by jwarriner (Post 122659)
It's so hard not to get annoyed by those m.net folks. They're such pussies compared to here, I'm glad I found this forum first.


Yeah, pretty much sums up a lot of people over there. Especially when you have to describe crimping, get into a debate about crimping with a loser moderator that has no life, or someone has to ask HOW to crimp....Ben's post is classic sarcasim. A beautiful thing.

boostinsteve 06-13-2007 09:14 PM

Seeing people from this site make fun of those douche nozzles over there at m.net just makes my day. I am so glad that I founf this place well before I found the other place. Those guys really suck donkey nuts.

Philip 06-13-2007 09:15 PM


Originally Posted by boostinsteve (Post 122763)
Seeing people from this site make fun of those douche nozzles over there at m.net just makes my day. I am so glad that I founf this place well before I found the other place. Those guys really suck donkey nuts.

tell everybody else, then I can quit my job and make a living off the site like those fagtrons.

Hell I should buy a generic miata domain and point it here :x:

Exhondaman 06-13-2007 09:18 PM

Samnavy for the muthafuckin' win....


Ever since I went recirc, my penis feels significantly smaller and I think some more db's are the fix.
Actually, lot's of quotable funnies from the miataturbo camp over there,lol.

Exhondaman 06-13-2007 09:23 PM


Originally Posted by Ben (Post 122607)
I bet the intake in that cube of aluminum is pretty noisy. Cubes = nasty resonances. Remember sympathetic frequencies and contructive interference from HS physics?

IMO, a better mod would have been to line the heatshield with heat barrier to reduce resonances (and increase heat protection), and drill hole in the fender to change the interior shape and provide a cold air source.

Anyway, I've been having too much fun poking at Jeff Anderson and a couple of the mods there to care.
http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=236682
Biggest douche EVAR.


Classic. A Crimp battle. Jeff is such a geek.


For Miatas constructed for standard audio expect higher than 97% from records maintained, not including MSSS and post-96.5 Miatas. Most of the 3% were found at Miata events over the last decade or so. At some Miata events I've checked and corrected hundreds over the weekend with less record keeping. Most of the 3% found already corrected were from self-installs with very few from professional installations. Professionals seem to just blindly follow incorrect documentation w/o checking for the fouled results.
Argh!!!

Philip 06-13-2007 09:25 PM

:rofl:

you guys are going to get me in trouble. I can feel it.

oh well no worse than I'd do myself :rofl:

boostinsteve 06-13-2007 10:06 PM

What can they do to you really, ban you again?

Philip 06-13-2007 10:09 PM


Originally Posted by boostinsteve (Post 122791)
What can they do to you really, ban you again?

sue me for some worthless reason or something :dunno:

boostinsteve 06-13-2007 11:51 PM

True that, they are all bastards. What part of Colorado do you live in? I just went home to the western slope for my grandmother's funeral. I am from about 80 miles from Grand Junction.

Philip 06-14-2007 09:06 AM

I'm in the denver area.

Strider 06-14-2007 09:54 AM


Originally Posted by neogenesis2004 (Post 122620)
"Any suitable aftermarket speaker suitably connected to actual as-built OEM wiring constructions should provide reasonably well audio reproduction in so much as the person who suitably wields a reasonably substantial crimping tool may such forth and indeed use such tool to firmly make suitable connections and will produce reasonable reproduction suitable to typical miatas."

I laughed pretty hard while reading this (what ben posted). Sounds like Captain Jack Sparrow.


Is this dude a damn attorney or something????

That Egg shell stuff seems like it would cut flow down like crazy......

gman3 06-14-2007 11:31 AM

I dont know how many time Ive stopped myself from making a reply over there to the effect of "What are you, a fucking moron"

What gets me is when you read somethiing really stupid and they actually believe it. Cure all, jumper ten and ground and adjust idle or do the lock tite fix

But I keep my mouth shut

spike 06-14-2007 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by Newbsauce (Post 122630)
That thread made me want to simply post "Remove turbo, add shift knob, clean vagina, problem solved."

If you don't do it,I will.

Philip 06-14-2007 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by spike (Post 122930)
If you don't do it,I will.

I'll reregister just to post that. BRB

Philip 06-14-2007 01:37 PM

aaaand ban in 5....4....3....2..........

jayc72 06-14-2007 01:42 PM

I was expecting more fireworks.

Philip 06-14-2007 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by jayc72 (Post 122964)
I was expecting more fireworks.

I'm not done yet ;)

Braineack 06-14-2007 02:00 PM

:rofl:

Philip 06-14-2007 02:03 PM

you folks underestimate my trolling abilities.

jayc72 06-14-2007 02:03 PM

Philip please take it to a place only someone in miataturbo.net could. After all we are filth.

jayc72 06-14-2007 02:03 PM


Originally Posted by Philip (Post 122977)
you folks underestimate my trolling abilities.

Well the first attemp was rather weak, I thought that maybe you had lost it.

Philip 06-14-2007 02:05 PM


Originally Posted by jayc72 (Post 122979)
Well the first attemp was rather weak, I thought that maybe you had lost it.

you can't start out hard right at first or they'll ban you right off the bat. got to lure them in ;)

jayc72 06-14-2007 02:05 PM

There we go, that's more like it.

Philip 06-14-2007 02:05 PM

wait until I whip out the ethug :rofl:

jayc72 06-14-2007 02:06 PM

I don't think I've ever seen e-thugging on miata.net. This is going to be special.

Braineack 06-14-2007 02:08 PM

this wouldn't be the first time he posted over there just to get banned & ruffle feathers :doh:

jayc72 06-14-2007 02:09 PM

Oh fuck dude, you've been exposed! He sure is some kind of dectective!

spike 06-14-2007 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by jayc72 (Post 122964)
I was expecting more fireworks.

If more of us make a post on how stupid he is,there will be fireworks.

jayc72 06-14-2007 02:21 PM

The thread is about 10 minutes from being closed.

Seriously I just think this is funny, I don't think the guy is an idiot for wanting to do what he has done.

jayc72 06-14-2007 02:23 PM


Whaaaa!!! How do I delete all the posts that are making fun of me??
Bwahahahahah

Philip 06-14-2007 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 122984)
this wouldn't be the first time he posted over there just to get banned & ruffle feathers :doh:

:rofl:

jayc72 06-14-2007 02:28 PM

Wow that was some serious e-thug action there.

Philip 06-14-2007 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by jayc72 (Post 122994)
Wow that was some serious e-thug action there.

:rofl:

it's from another forum, sometimes it's hilarious to ethug on forums that are unfamiliar.

spike 06-14-2007 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by Philip (Post 122995)
:rofl:

it's from another forum, sometimes it's hilarious to ethug on forums that are unfamiliar.

Philip,start some shit and say Rezonance sent it to you in a PM and you decided to post it publically on his thread for everyone to see what kind of ASS he really is.

Philip 06-14-2007 02:35 PM

done and done

spike 06-14-2007 02:36 PM

:rofl:

Originally Posted by Philip (Post 123001)
done and done


jayc72 06-14-2007 02:37 PM

A mod is quickly trying to clean up the thread. Funny.

Philip 06-14-2007 02:37 PM

damn, locked.

y8s 06-14-2007 02:41 PM

guess he'll have to continue listening to suck.

Braineack 06-14-2007 02:43 PM


Originally Posted by Philip (Post 123004)
damn, locked.


Pwned by a Canadian.....:td:

Pitlab77 06-14-2007 04:28 PM

what did I miss, I was in class

spike 06-14-2007 04:33 PM


Originally Posted by Pitlab77 (Post 123024)
what did I miss, I was in class

A whole lotta :owned: towards the thread starter.

until one of Gary's knob polishers came and ruined all the fun.

Pitlab77 06-14-2007 04:40 PM

i was having some fun here
http://www.clubroadster.net/forum/vi...er=asc&start=0

Rezonance 06-14-2007 05:26 PM

OH yeah lemme tell ya I was surely owned there. Until you've been accused of speeding while in boost by the local cops, you'll never understand the reasoning behind stealthing. Boys and girls, we're out of highschool now.

Philip, why take the risk in causing threads to be closed when there are people possibly working on product development and sparking the interest of the community? Don't get in the way of business and you'll be alright. If you are trying to have some fun, do it in your own forum but don't go elsewhere and cause trouble for others who take this seriously. While you're over there giggling, other people lose respect. If I had known you were planning to take on a complete stranger just for fun, I would have understood, but several hours passed today where I suspected you were targeting me specifically. At one point I even contemplated contacted my attorney. This is serious business, and for you to show your identity so easily and come at me for no apparent reason is not taken lightly. I hope you re-evaluate the way you come across in the future. I was trying to be polite to you and it backfired with you pretending that I sent you some threatening text. I'm sure glad I found this post here because I was about to get legal on you. Do you understand?

jayc72 06-14-2007 05:50 PM

You are going to sue a guy because he was making fun of you on the internet? Holy shit I'm glad I'm from Canada, retarded law suits FTL.

I'm sure your nicely vailed threats will go really far to reform Philip.

Ben 06-14-2007 05:56 PM

:rofl: :rofl:


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