Anyone who has seen "The Matrix" should remember what happens when Neo saw that black cat shake it's head, and then he saw it do the same thing again. This is called Deja Vu and in the matrix, if you see that it means something bad is gonna happen.
So I go to blockbuster tonight to rent 2 movies, the chubby girl with brown hair at the counter has a nametag that reads, "Brittney". I go down a block to Staples to buy some printer paper, the girl at that register who is also chubby with brown straight hair and skanky looking also wears a nametag that reads, "Brittney". So I'm like, "Here we go".
To understand me when I've been confined to a snow covered landscape all day with nothing more than a grinder with a cut off wheel in one hand and a can of Miller High Life in the other, I have an attitude when unleashed to the public similar to this guy:
YouTube - My New Haircut
Aside from that, I walk out of Staples and retreat back to my truck to stash the paper, then walk down to Giant to buy some food for tonight's dinner. I see this truck pull in directly in front of my truck. It was a quadcab dodge ram with about a 5" suspension lift, which is cool, except this truck was riding on stock tires and it had GAY FAKE NON FUNCTIONAL HOOD SCOOPS. I'm thinking, "why would you...?" So I go in to Giant and buy my stuff and come out, and I see the chub scout meathead getting in his truck. I say, "how much is that lifted?" he's like, "I think it's 5 inches". "Nice" says me, "what size tires are those?" The guy replies, "uh, they're 20's" I'm like, what a smacked ***! So I go to my truck and hop in. My truck is a 2000 Silverado single cab 4x4. I bought a single 3" inlet dual 2 1/2" outlet muffler, and I bent and welded everything myself. He starts his truck and I can't even hear it, stock exhaust, this ads to the gayness. I start mine and it's like starting a top fuel dragster in a parking lot full of Hyundai Accents.
So this leads me to ponder, the way the world is going...why do people find it necessary to upgrade their vehicles with useless **** instead of performance applications? This is the kind of stuff that seperates MiataTurbo.net from other Forums...

 

WTF did I just read...black cats in the Matrix...two chicks named Brittney, *** in a lifted ricer truck...wondering why there's such a thing as rice.

Seems like a logical progression of a story now that I re-think it.

 

I'm laughing so hard right now...


You've got a good point man. Thing is, the ***** everywhere.










I pulled half those pictures off a scion message board, I might add....

 

A new trend somewhat local to me is "the latino jeep club". This is where a bunch of puerto ricans drive around in jeeps with big rims and rubber band tires, stick on every kind of fake scoop there is. The point is, why would you lower a 4 wheel drive jeep? Better yet, why would you be in a jeep club with tires smaller than 33"?

 

I'm goign to carry a can of 3M adhesive remover (safe on auto paint) and start spraying it around those God damn stickon ------ vents so they fly off at some point in the future. Though I hear dumping a bit of vegtable oil wors even faster and is safe to use on paint.

 

lol I just started a cardomain.com account... suprising how many ***** there are... theres this chick that has a sunfire that looks better than most ******* ricer's and she admits its just about looks!
my site:
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3830003

This this doucher out that was on another douche's friends list with a hole bunch of other douche holes that have the same douche ***** that comment on the same shitty *** pieces of garbage and just cant figure out why they still cant win a race against my mountaineer.

the number 1 doucher in my sign book, that leads to the long list of douchers, but I was nice to him:

og_tripple_og
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3807653

its watching national geographic: the ricer clan


NINJA EDIT: I just gave it time my reading his profile, he claims he goes 0-60 in 5.4 seconds, and 1/4 mile in 14. HA!

 

Your post had no fluency, either way its 2010. Remember the 90's? I loved my neon green windbreaker. Who knows what this decade will bring.

 

You mean like this garbage?

 

What are you talking about, each one of those vents add 5hp. You can also get exhaust bearings that add 20hp.

 

I hate this style muffler. People put them on everything, trucks, vans, etc.. They belong on sport bikes! My friends suggest I slap slices of bologna on cars I don't like but I'm not a dick.

 

hey now... I rock something similar to that... but mine cost 250 bucks for just the muffler alone, and its fully welded... unlike this POS... oh and its got a true 2.5" inlet, not that adapted 1.25" bullshit.

dont matter much to me, mine isnt loud as ****, and its getting replaced with Borla exhaust pretty soon.

 

Fart cannons are only better when they exit at a 45 degree angle. Real race car style bitches. I miss the early 00's when more of this **** was around after the Fast and the Furious religion formed. "******' RICERS!"

 

lolz does a 26 degree angle count? Thats all I can cut to fit nice.

 

LOL!!
YouTube - My New Honda - My New Haircut Spoof

 

"I'm gonna rev till my ******' engine falls out!" That always gets me.

 

lmao at the rev limiter!

JDMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! VTECCCCCCCCCCCC!!! NOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssSSssS! PWRSH!FTTTTtTT!1!1!!!

 

lolz found this on cardomain... just thought I had to share...

The question is, type the very first thing that comes to your mind when seeing this

 

Yeah that video is funny.
But I saw a guy in a new Toyota Corolla the other day and his cannon was almost parallel to the rear bumper. The gnarliest JDM bend ever attempted!

 

A rice stack? lolz!


check this fool out, its my last one for tonight, I got to load planes in the morning... need beauty sleep.

http://blog.cardomain.com/2010/02/03...ut-gone-wrong/

 

Just made my contribution to Urban Dictionary. Key word: JDM bend. I honor my views on public service and awareness.



For the record I would still drive the hell out of this car.