Merry xmas and new years fu**ers!
Wish you all to make your cars gazilion hp next year!
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you drunk?
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no, but im planning to be soon enough. my xmas isnt until january so im just celebrating a day off :)
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Wait, don't you need to go into work? I think my server just crashed. I need you to go fix it right now.
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im actually working right now
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Man sorry that sucks bro.
Merry Christmas! |
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Merry Christmas fellas.
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Merry Christmas guys. Hope ya'll have a good one.
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Hail Satan, Lord and Master!!!
On a side note, last night my GF asked, "Why do we have a special name for 'atheists'? We don't call Santa Claus-non belieaves anything special, we call them "normal." lol |
sleepy zzz zzz zzz got home from mass at 2 am.
Merry christmas to all and to me i'm off back to bed. |
God's mercy on you swine!!
Merry Christmas. Have fun, be smart, don't get dead for the holidays. |
Merry christmas fags. May we get more drunk by the hour
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One Christmas morning I woke full of glee and ran down to my garage to see a 1.6 liter looking back at me. I jumped in the car and gave the key a turn and on the way out those wheels they did burn. I slid this way and that, with ease of the pedal while listening to Def Leopard and other heavy metal. Gassing it harder with no where to go, I let out out a jolly laugh like Saint Nick Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho! While pushing harder there arose such a clatter ,under the hood? now what could be the matter. I pulled over quit quickly to see what's been done and before I can pop the hood I can see the oil begin to run. As I open the hood I can see what's the matter a oil hose has popped to allow spitter splatter. I search for my wrench a give it a turn and crank over the beast and smell the oil burn. I jump in the car and home I will go but not without saying Merry Christmas to all and Ho Ho Ho Ho!
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