Wish you all to make your cars gazilion hp next year!

 

you drunk?

 

no, but im planning to be soon enough. my xmas isnt until january so im just celebrating a day off

 

Wait, don't you need to go into work? I think my server just crashed. I need you to go fix it right now.

 

im actually working right now

 

Man sorry that sucks bro.

Merry Christmas!

 

 

Merry Christmas fellas.
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Merry Christmas guys. Hope ya'll have a good one.

 

Hail Satan, Lord and Master!!!

On a side note, last night my GF asked, "Why do we have a special name for 'atheists'? We don't call Santa Claus-non belieaves anything special, we call them "normal." lol

 

sleepy zzz zzz zzz got home from mass at 2 am.

Merry christmas to all and to me i'm off back to bed.

 

God's mercy on you swine!!

Merry Christmas. Have fun, be smart, don't get dead for the holidays.

 

Merry christmas ****. May we get more drunk by the hour

 

One Christmas morning I woke full of glee and ran down to my garage to see a 1.6 liter looking back at me. I jumped in the car and gave the key a turn and on the way out those wheels they did burn. I slid this way and that, with ease of the pedal while listening to Def Leopard and other heavy metal. Gassing it harder with no where to go, I let out out a jolly laugh like Saint Nick Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho! While pushing harder there arose such a clatter ,under the hood? now what could be the matter. I pulled over quit quickly to see what's been done and before I can pop the hood I can see the oil begin to run. As I open the hood I can see what's the matter a oil hose has popped to allow spitter splatter. I search for my wrench a give it a turn and crank over the beast and smell the oil burn. I jump in the car and home I will go but not without saying Merry Christmas to all and Ho Ho Ho Ho!