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Old 05-31-2010, 01:56 AM   #1
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http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/bab/1767459417.html

This is a copy of the CL posting...

MILK $2

Breastmilk is the scientifically proven best food for baby.
I have 3 times more breastmilk than needed.
Hate to see this milk go to waste down the drain when it can save a life or help a baby grow strong.
I donated gallons of extra milk to the milkbank and have been screened.
I am 100% healthy and can prove it.
So is my week old newborn baby who is growing fast and well past birth weight already at 10 lbs.
I live a straight clean life and have never smoked, done drugs, any vice or any thing.
Very good girl. I can show glowing references if needed.
You can buy milk $3 an ounce from milkbanks or $2 from me.
Give your baby the best advantage -breast milk -a gift that will last a lifetime.
Email if interested.

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I should send her how much it would be to drink it directly from the source, those things must be humongous, LOL!
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Old 05-31-2010, 01:58 AM   #2
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Id like to see those "glowing references"
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I'll give her a growing reference...
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I can only imagine the responses she's gotten to this ad.


Just out of curiosity, wtf were you searching for when you found this?? Haha.
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I'd pay to watch her extract that milk.
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I'd pay to watch her extract that milk.
You would want your money back...seriously.

***** are made for motorboating...not to put in the contraptions they use for this. I, btw, had to sell a used one once. I ended up emailing someone a video of all the individual parts being boiled to ensure that it was sanitary.
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You would want your money back...seriously.

***** are made for motorboating...not to put in the contraptions they use for this. I, btw, had to sell a used one once. I ended up emailing someone a video of all the individual parts being boiled to ensure that it was sanitary.
So can she be forced to wear a harness and be led in on her hands and knees like a cow? Sounds kind of kinky...
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http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/hab/1769208301.html

Here is one reply: I copy/paste the ad if you dont want to click the link...

NOBODY wants milk out of someone elses tit! - $1 (anywhere)

PLEASE....PLEASE....QUIT trying to sale your breast milk. That is just so nasty! It doesnt matter if its healthy for a baby, there has got to be a more professional way of saleing your milk if you insist on doing so! Thats just sick and ridiculous. I have three children and never in my life have I ever heard of a woman trying to sale breast milk especially on Craigslist. Makes me wonder how mentally stable/unstable you are. Like somebody really wants to burp their child and have your breast milk all over them or all over their child's outfit. There is something about that, that just doesnt sit well with me and apparently alot more of this country considering the fact you are the only one placing these ads! Find another site.


LOL!

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A while back, I read this article in one of the San Diego indie papers... It was a restaurant review- one of those deals where they go out and profile some unusual restaurant, probe the owner about all the details of his personal life, basically do everything except actually review the food. You know the type I mean.

Anyway, this particular joint was focused around the whole foods / local foods concept. One of the more unique items that they were featuring at the time was cheese made from breast milk. He started using milk from his wife, and expanded to other suppliers as she was unable to satisfy the growing demand.

I've always thought that if one could actually figure out a way to milk a cat, that cat cheese might be an interesting delicacy- the sort of thing you could charge $200 an ounce for at some hoity-toity joint in Vegas or Tokyo, and rich idiots would pay it to impress other rich idiots. Never even crossed my mind to offer human cheese.
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http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/hab/1769208301.html

Here is one reply: I copy/paste the ad if you dont want to click the link...

NOBODY wants milk out of someone elses tit! - $1 (anywhere)

PLEASE....PLEASE....QUIT trying to sale your breast milk. That is just so nasty! It doesnt matter if its healthy for a baby, there has got to be a more professional way of saleing your milk if you insist on doing so! Thats just sick and ridiculous. I have three children and never in my life have I ever heard of a woman trying to sale breast milk especially on Craigslist. Makes me wonder how mentally stable/unstable you are. Like somebody really wants to burp their child and have your breast milk all over them or all over their child's outfit. There is something about that, that just doesnt sit well with me and apparently alot more of this country considering the fact you are the only one placing these ads! Find another site.


LOL!
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Thats ******* awesome!
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Will she trade it for a sperm donation of an intelligent, athletic white male? She can extract it herself to know the info on the source is valid!

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LOL some times I wonder what goes through peoples minds
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I've always thought that if one could actually figure out a way to milk a cat...
Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

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Will she trade it for a sperm donation of an intelligent, athletic white male? She can extract it herself to know the info on the source is valid!

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That's pretty gross.
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Saw your ad and am very interested. Wonder how much it would cost to get it directly from the source no middlemen such as bottles/containers. Thanks!

Yes, how much do you need?

Were you interested in buying breast milk? I am using a friend's email. -MJ

I figured I'd just drink from the teat until I'm full. Was asking how much that'd cost. Let me know. Thanks.

My friend charges $2 per minute, $250 minimum. Your wanting an experience not just milk. I dont do that (I did say good girl in my ad, kind of what I meant). Sorry to disappoint.
I only sell the milk itself.


I really am just about the milk. I just don't want it tainted by anything else. It's not a sexual thing if that's what you're thinking. Willing to pay whatever. Let me know.

Tainted with what?
Generally I use sterile storage containers, playtex drop-ins.
Some people ask me to use ziplock bags, glass or plastic bottles.
Or you can provide your own containers.
I can provide fresh expressed daily or frozen.
I don't pasterize but you can boil it if you want.
My baby drinks it both ways and is perfectly healthy and growing fast.


Listen dude, I just want to get the goods straight from the tap. Are you game or not? Willing to pay handsomely. Let me know.





I love cl. Reminds me of the time I made a bunch of guys meet some fake broad at a starbucks last Vday. Place was PACKED with single dudes with cute little cards.
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I've always thought that if one could actually figure out a way to milk a cat, that cat cheese might be an interesting delicacy- the sort of thing you could charge $200 an ounce for at some hoity-toity joint in Vegas or Tokyo, and rich idiots would pay it to impress other rich idiots. Never even crossed my mind to offer human cheese.
I've heard of dick cheese. And I've heard of mouse milk. No thanks on either. But those hippies are smoking a bunch to want to have cheese made from some other hairy armpit middle-aged hippie bitch. Not so nice a thought.

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Saw your ad and am very interested. Wonder how much it would cost to get it directly from the source no middlemen such as bottles/containers. Thanks!

Yes, how much do you need?

Were you interested in buying breast milk? I am using a friend's email. -MJ

I figured I'd just drink from the teat until I'm full. Was asking how much that'd cost. Let me know. Thanks.

My friend charges $2 per minute, $250 minimum. Your wanting an experience not just milk. I dont do that (I did say good girl in my ad, kind of what I meant). Sorry to disappoint.
I only sell the milk itself.


I really am just about the milk. I just don't want it tainted by anything else. It's not a sexual thing if that's what you're thinking. Willing to pay whatever. Let me know.

Tainted with what?
Generally I use sterile storage containers, playtex drop-ins.
Some people ask me to use ziplock bags, glass or plastic bottles.
Or you can provide your own containers.
I can provide fresh expressed daily or frozen.
I don't pasterize but you can boil it if you want.
My baby drinks it both ways and is perfectly healthy and growing fast.


Listen dude, I just want to get the goods straight from the tap. Are you game or not? Willing to pay handsomely. Let me know.





I love cl. Reminds me of the time I made a bunch of guys meet some fake broad at a starbucks last Vday. Place was PACKED with single dudes with cute little cards.
This made me LOL in my office...
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NOBODY wants milk out of someone elses tit! (where does he/she think milk comes from?) - $1 (anywhere)

PLEASE....PLEASE....QUIT trying to sell your breast milk. That is just so nasty! It doesnt matter if it's healthy for a baby, there has got to be a more professional way of selling your milk if you insist on doing so! That's just sick and ridiculous. I have three children and never in my life have I ever heard of a woman trying to sell breast milk especially on Craigslist.
And the woman raking in $3/oz for her breastmilk is the stupid one? That's the real LOL.
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Yeah, I remember seeing those at Petco a few years ago. I literally tripped over my own feet and fell over as I walked past the shelf. Turns out that it's not actual cat milk, just a formula based on common bovine milk, water, and a bunch of other stuff.

Funny as hell, though.
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Update: apparently this isn't an isolated thing:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...ZgO6iD07AX83MJ
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