Monk missile Launching, splash down on the west coast in t minus 40 hours.

Red rental car: check

Kitten: check



Maj. Hater and concealer 404: check and check






Red moon and various high-end weaponry: giddy up






Non potato pics during daylight hours only.
See you bitches when I stop to pee.

 

Chevy cruze not entirely aweful. The seat is decent, and the infotainment system is pretty good. Of course, any sort of technology in the cockpit is a step up for me.
Averaging 36.3 mpg.
With any luck, I won't have to stop again until I'm through Illinois.

 

cute *****

 

Thanks. I gave it up to Ben.
The furrier, the better to him.

 

That's a chevy cruze?

What is this?

 

For anyone interested in this kind of thing, if your GM digital fuel gauge tells you you have 35 miles left on a tank, the car is about to sputter and die in about 50 yards.
Thanks to the lovely people at this farm for letting me borrow a gas can.



I lost about an hour and a half, but I'm still making good time. I should get to Seattle around 930AM.

 

Oops, I meant Spark. The thing you posted is a cruze.

 

I'm in Washington now. I lost about 6 hours yesterday due to a massive biker rally. mlMore on that later. For now, here's a thing I saw at Yellowstone this morning.

 

That thing is so Pennsylvania.4444444444444444.


Extra 4s brought to you by this kitten. He's insane. I think he wasn't ready for hard food yet, he didn't eat until yesterday night when we put down some soft kitten food for him and he inhaled that ****.

And now today, SO MUCH ENERGIES. He bites a lot.

 

Seattle today? When do you hit Portland? Working on the car today and at least some of tomorrow. Gonna PM you.

 

Yes, went to Seattle today. I thought it would be more like Portland. The dirtyness, urine smell, and congestion made it feel more like New York.
I'll be in Portland starting on the morning of the 6th and staying though the 8th.
I'm heading to Olympic now.

 

6th is a track day at PIR. Come out and get a ride with me!

 

Yes please. What time does it start?

 

You see any boat racing? If not, shame on you.

My dad is there right now, he said the same thing. Seattle sucks but the beer and food is good.

 

This is what I did on the beach last night.

 

This is what I did on the beach last night.

 

BMW day starts at like 8am. Make sure you ride with martin first in case we crash when you ride with me

 

<p>Also you should stay through the 9th so we can have a work party on eds car.</p>

 

Is monk even alive anymore? Did Seattle eat him up?

 

I am alive! I was in Olympic for the last few days, and there was zero reception the entire time.
Heading back to Portland in the morning.