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Old Jun 30, 2010 | 12:14 AM
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Default moron CL ad

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/1811241568.html
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 12:53 AM
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rofl
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 01:34 AM
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I leave my wife and kid to go **** with my car. Glad to see this shitstain has his priorities in line.
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 01:47 AM
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Sounds like a homophobe.
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 02:56 AM
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It stumbles going into boost, but only for few hundred rpm!
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Bond
It stumbles going into boost, but only for few hundred rpm!
No big deal! My car is 99% fire free.
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 07:16 AM
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lol

Gee, I wonder who that is...

(and surprised he didn't start a personal-life-dilemma thread about what prompted the sale)
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 07:24 AM
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Haha! That made me lol...
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by gospeed81
lol

Gee, I wonder who that is...

(and surprised he didn't start a personal-life-dilemma thread about what prompted the sale)
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Old Jun 30, 2010 | 10:26 AM
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Lol is it turbo4??
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 11:19 AM
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It's to see if I could get any nabs. It's been on and off clist since I bought it years ago. I fixed the stumbling, it was from being way too rich down low.
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Turbo_4
It's to see if I could get any nabs. It's been on and off clist since I bought it years ago. I fixed the stumbling, it was from being way too rich down low.
I KNEW IT



Are you seriously expecting to get a buyer with such a moronic ad? Seriously? holy ****
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 11:25 AM
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Old Jun 30, 2010 | 11:31 AM
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Oh come on guys, he's a forum member, we oughta stop picking on him.

PM me if you want me to help you write your CL ad. I'm always selling ****, and have gotten kinda proficient at it.
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 11:35 AM
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I feel like this CL ad won't last too long...so:

Originally Posted by Turbo_4
1997 Turbo Miata - $5250 (Temple)

Date: 2010-06-25, 5:40PM CDT
Reply to: sale-pdkp7-1811241568@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

1997 Turbo miata with 108k. I have done everything on this car by hand and take pride in my work. It's nice to have a quick little car but something quick and with 4 doors would be nicer. Here's what she has:

Engine:
Stock 1.8
Toyota coil on plugs
Fm manifold
Fm downpipe
Tb28 turbo at 8psi
Mspnp stand alone
Ebay intercooler and pipes
Turbo XS Rfl bov
Rx7 460 injectors
EGR/EVAP removed
3" exhaust with canister muffler
Aluminum radiator and shroud
Turbo blanket
Depowered rack
FM comp motor mounts
160 Thermo
Drivetrain:
XTD 6 puck clutch
Resurfaced fly wheel
Royal purple fluid
New shifter boot

Interior:
Autopower rollbar with harnessbar
4-point camlock harness
Monster shift ****
Igees leather seats

Suspension/wheels:
Raceland coilovers
Drag dr17 rims(17x7.5)
Kumho exscta 205's

Misc:
AEM analog wideband
Raptor shift light
6-cd changer in trunk
tinted tails and sidemakers
H4 conversion headlights
hood pins
New inspection!!!
Last owner got all the dents pulled and then those spots repainted
Tinted windows and sun visor



Now every good has some bad so here's mine.
The plastic rear window ripped at the bottom and I sealed it up with some silicon, it definitely takes away from the clean factor of the car.
The oil drain has a "touch" leak. Meaning, it leaks around the seal but only enough that you can touch, not enough to even drip.
The driver's side rear fender got scraped by some dumb bitch who ran after she scrapped it, happened in my complex parking lot when she pulled out one day.
If you ride around with the top down with another dude some people might laugh and call you gay.
It sometimes studders a tad when going into boost, but only for a couple hundred of rpms. I'm still working on resolving this but with a baby at home, I can only work on it when I have to go get more diapers but I end up taking 45 mins instead and my wife gets really pissed. I'm thinking it's a tuning issue. I had the megasquirt upgraded to an inverted spark and that's well all this started...so your guess is as good as mine.
Get's about 24mpg, kind of sucks for 190hp 4 banger.


Ending notes:
This car is pretty ******* sweet, hands down. A miata alone is pretty sick if you get past the "ghey" part, then adding boost to that really makes a difference. I bought the car from a middle aged woman who bought the car from her middle aged glad ware woman friend who bought the car from Jeff Hass Mazda in Houston back in early 97. So being the owner of this unmolested roadster, I really don't want to even get rid of it and I'll probably just trade my pretty homo scion in instead, but what they hell...I'll post this car on here anways.

You can reach me at 832-472-0616.


PS- You NEED to know about cars to prevent from blowing this thing up. It does have a stand alone engine management and improper tuning WILL cause problems.
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 11:39 AM
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I would have priced it at 5150 just to invoke Van Halen memories in any hair metal fans that might have been looking for a hairdresser car.
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 11:42 AM
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Epic.
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 11:43 AM
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The driver's side rear fender got scraped by some dumb bitch who ran after she scrapped it, happened in my complex parking lot when she pulled out one day.
If you ride around with the top down with another dude some people might laugh and call you gay.
I laughed.
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 11:51 AM
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Loved the "ending notes"
Old Jun 30, 2010 | 01:35 PM
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"PS- You NEED to know about cars to prevent from blowing this thing up. It does have a stand alone engine management and improper tuning WILL cause problems."

That should really get the buyers beating down his door.



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