moron CL ad
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rofl
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I leave my wife and kid to go fuck with my car. Glad to see this shitstain has his priorities in line.
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Sounds like a homophobe.
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It stumbles going into boost, but only for few hundred rpm!
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Originally Posted by Bond
(Post 595504)
It stumbles going into boost, but only for few hundred rpm!
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lol
Gee, I wonder who that is... (and surprised he didn't start a personal-life-dilemma thread about what prompted the sale) |
Haha! That made me lol...
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Originally Posted by gospeed81
(Post 595526)
lol
Gee, I wonder who that is... (and surprised he didn't start a personal-life-dilemma thread about what prompted the sale) |
Lol is it turbo4??
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It's to see if I could get any nabs. It's been on and off clist since I bought it years ago. I fixed the stumbling, it was from being way too rich down low.
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Originally Posted by Turbo_4
(Post 595595)
It's to see if I could get any nabs. It's been on and off clist since I bought it years ago. I fixed the stumbling, it was from being way too rich down low.
:bowrofl: Are you seriously expecting to get a buyer with such a moronic ad? Seriously? holy shit:facepalm: |
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
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Oh come on guys, he's a forum member, we oughta stop picking on him.
PM me if you want me to help you write your CL ad. I'm always selling shit, and have gotten kinda proficient at it. |
I feel like this CL ad won't last too long...so:
Originally Posted by Turbo_4
(Post 595595)
1997 Turbo Miata - $5250 (Temple)
Date: 2010-06-25, 5:40PM CDT Reply to: sale-pdkp7-1811241568@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] 1997 Turbo miata with 108k. I have done everything on this car by hand and take pride in my work. It's nice to have a quick little car but something quick and with 4 doors would be nicer. Here's what she has: Engine: Stock 1.8 Toyota coil on plugs Fm manifold Fm downpipe Tb28 turbo at 8psi Mspnp stand alone Ebay intercooler and pipes Turbo XS Rfl bov Rx7 460 injectors EGR/EVAP removed 3" exhaust with canister muffler Aluminum radiator and shroud Turbo blanket Depowered rack FM comp motor mounts 160 Thermo Drivetrain: XTD 6 puck clutch Resurfaced fly wheel Royal purple fluid New shifter boot Interior: Autopower rollbar with harnessbar 4-point camlock harness Monster shift knob Igees leather seats Suspension/wheels: Raceland coilovers Drag dr17 rims(17x7.5) Kumho exscta 205's Misc: AEM analog wideband Raptor shift light 6-cd changer in trunk tinted tails and sidemakers H4 conversion headlights hood pins New inspection!!! Last owner got all the dents pulled and then those spots repainted Tinted windows and sun visor Now every good has some bad so here's mine. The plastic rear window ripped at the bottom and I sealed it up with some silicon, it definitely takes away from the clean factor of the car. The oil drain has a "touch" leak. Meaning, it leaks around the seal but only enough that you can touch, not enough to even drip. The driver's side rear fender got scraped by some dumb bitch who ran after she scrapped it, happened in my complex parking lot when she pulled out one day. If you ride around with the top down with another dude some people might laugh and call you gay. It sometimes studders a tad when going into boost, but only for a couple hundred of rpms. I'm still working on resolving this but with a baby at home, I can only work on it when I have to go get more diapers but I end up taking 45 mins instead and my wife gets really pissed. I'm thinking it's a tuning issue. I had the megasquirt upgraded to an inverted spark and that's well all this started...so your guess is as good as mine. Get's about 24mpg, kind of sucks for 190hp 4 banger. Ending notes: This car is pretty fucking sweet, hands down. A miata alone is pretty sick if you get past the "ghey" part, then adding boost to that really makes a difference. I bought the car from a middle aged woman who bought the car from her middle aged glad ware woman friend who bought the car from Jeff Hass Mazda in Houston back in early 97. So being the owner of this unmolested roadster, I really don't want to even get rid of it and I'll probably just trade my pretty homo scion in instead, but what they hell...I'll post this car on here anways. You can reach me at 832-472-0616. PS- You NEED to know about cars to prevent from blowing this thing up. It does have a stand alone engine management and improper tuning WILL cause problems. |
I would have priced it at 5150 just to invoke Van Halen memories in any hair metal fans that might have been looking for a hairdresser car.
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Epic. :laugh:
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The driver's side rear fender got scraped by some dumb bitch who ran after she scrapped it, happened in my complex parking lot when she pulled out one day. If you ride around with the top down with another dude some people might laugh and call you gay. |
Loved the "ending notes"
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"PS- You NEED to know about cars to prevent from blowing this thing up. It does have a stand alone engine management and improper tuning WILL cause problems."
That should really get the buyers beating down his door. |
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