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moron CL ad
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rofl
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I leave my wife and kid to go fuck with my car. Glad to see this shitstain has his priorities in line.
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Sounds like a homophobe.
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It stumbles going into boost, but only for few hundred rpm!
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Originally Posted by Bond
(Post 595504)
It stumbles going into boost, but only for few hundred rpm!
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lol
Gee, I wonder who that is... (and surprised he didn't start a personal-life-dilemma thread about what prompted the sale) |
Haha! That made me lol...
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Originally Posted by gospeed81
(Post 595526)
lol
Gee, I wonder who that is... (and surprised he didn't start a personal-life-dilemma thread about what prompted the sale) |
Lol is it turbo4??
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It's to see if I could get any nabs. It's been on and off clist since I bought it years ago. I fixed the stumbling, it was from being way too rich down low.
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Originally Posted by Turbo_4
(Post 595595)
It's to see if I could get any nabs. It's been on and off clist since I bought it years ago. I fixed the stumbling, it was from being way too rich down low.
:bowrofl: Are you seriously expecting to get a buyer with such a moronic ad? Seriously? holy shit:facepalm: |
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
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Oh come on guys, he's a forum member, we oughta stop picking on him.
PM me if you want me to help you write your CL ad. I'm always selling shit, and have gotten kinda proficient at it. |
I feel like this CL ad won't last too long...so:
Originally Posted by Turbo_4
(Post 595595)
1997 Turbo Miata - $5250 (Temple)
Date: 2010-06-25, 5:40PM CDT Reply to: sale-pdkp7-1811241568@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] 1997 Turbo miata with 108k. I have done everything on this car by hand and take pride in my work. It's nice to have a quick little car but something quick and with 4 doors would be nicer. Here's what she has: Engine: Stock 1.8 Toyota coil on plugs Fm manifold Fm downpipe Tb28 turbo at 8psi Mspnp stand alone Ebay intercooler and pipes Turbo XS Rfl bov Rx7 460 injectors EGR/EVAP removed 3" exhaust with canister muffler Aluminum radiator and shroud Turbo blanket Depowered rack FM comp motor mounts 160 Thermo Drivetrain: XTD 6 puck clutch Resurfaced fly wheel Royal purple fluid New shifter boot Interior: Autopower rollbar with harnessbar 4-point camlock harness Monster shift knob Igees leather seats Suspension/wheels: Raceland coilovers Drag dr17 rims(17x7.5) Kumho exscta 205's Misc: AEM analog wideband Raptor shift light 6-cd changer in trunk tinted tails and sidemakers H4 conversion headlights hood pins New inspection!!! Last owner got all the dents pulled and then those spots repainted Tinted windows and sun visor Now every good has some bad so here's mine. The plastic rear window ripped at the bottom and I sealed it up with some silicon, it definitely takes away from the clean factor of the car. The oil drain has a "touch" leak. Meaning, it leaks around the seal but only enough that you can touch, not enough to even drip. The driver's side rear fender got scraped by some dumb bitch who ran after she scrapped it, happened in my complex parking lot when she pulled out one day. If you ride around with the top down with another dude some people might laugh and call you gay. It sometimes studders a tad when going into boost, but only for a couple hundred of rpms. I'm still working on resolving this but with a baby at home, I can only work on it when I have to go get more diapers but I end up taking 45 mins instead and my wife gets really pissed. I'm thinking it's a tuning issue. I had the megasquirt upgraded to an inverted spark and that's well all this started...so your guess is as good as mine. Get's about 24mpg, kind of sucks for 190hp 4 banger. Ending notes: This car is pretty fucking sweet, hands down. A miata alone is pretty sick if you get past the "ghey" part, then adding boost to that really makes a difference. I bought the car from a middle aged woman who bought the car from her middle aged glad ware woman friend who bought the car from Jeff Hass Mazda in Houston back in early 97. So being the owner of this unmolested roadster, I really don't want to even get rid of it and I'll probably just trade my pretty homo scion in instead, but what they hell...I'll post this car on here anways. You can reach me at 832-472-0616. PS- You NEED to know about cars to prevent from blowing this thing up. It does have a stand alone engine management and improper tuning WILL cause problems. |
I would have priced it at 5150 just to invoke Van Halen memories in any hair metal fans that might have been looking for a hairdresser car.
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Epic. :laugh:
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The driver's side rear fender got scraped by some dumb bitch who ran after she scrapped it, happened in my complex parking lot when she pulled out one day. If you ride around with the top down with another dude some people might laugh and call you gay. |
Loved the "ending notes"
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"PS- You NEED to know about cars to prevent from blowing this thing up. It does have a stand alone engine management and improper tuning WILL cause problems."
That should really get the buyers beating down his door. |
Well that's the point, to not sell it but if something comes along the awesome. I've had some Japanese army guys interested in it but I never got back with them after they test drove it. I posted the disclaimer because I had someone who didn't know jack about cars come try to buy it and I wouldn't sell it to him because I would prefer not to find out it blew up a week later. If you can't work with the MS then you shouldn't buy it, that simple.
I could give two shits less about someone posting this on here, free publicity if you ask me. I like it how I'm the ghey once since every post I make doesn't have to deal with politics, my blown up engine, or which ebaycharger I should buy. I ask about life after college, different jobs, women, kids...you know, all that ghey stuff. Life is full of nigga's and ho's and I guess I just stumbled across the forum full of ho's. I'm going to go bust a nut on my wifes face and tits while the rest of ya'll keep surfing the net and trying to figure out what streaming porn site you should look at tonight. |
Originally Posted by Turbo_4
(Post 595781)
Life is full of nigga's and ho's and I guess I just stumbled across the forum full of ho's. I'm going to go bust a nut on my wifes face and tits while the rest of ya'll keep surfing the net and trying to figure out what streaming porn site you should look at tonight.
http://hiphoploversread.webs.com/The...20Is%20Out.jpg |
Originally Posted by Turbo_4
(Post 595781)
I like it how I'm the ghey once since every post I make doesn't have to deal with politics, my blown up engine, or which ebaycharger I should buy. I ask about life after college, different jobs, women, kids...you know, all that ghey stuff. Holy shit, way to take yourself a little too seriously. I thought your personal life on this board was a running joke. |
Why don't you find a combat wounded veteran (a "fuck" is the term you prefer, IIRC) to sell it to?
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Originally Posted by kotomile
(Post 595793)
Why don't you find a combat wounded veteran (a "fuck" is the term you prefer, IIRC) to sell it to?
http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-conten...-beard-man.jpg |
Originally Posted by Turbo_4
(Post 595781)
Well that's the point, to not sell it but if something comes along the awesome. I've had some Japanese army guys interested in it but I never got back with them after they test drove it. I posted the disclaimer because I had someone who didn't know jack about cars come try to buy it and I wouldn't sell it to him because I would prefer not to find out it blew up a week later. If you can't work with the MS then you shouldn't buy it, that simple.
I could give two shits less about someone posting this on here, free publicity if you ask me. I like it how I'm the ghey once since every post I make doesn't have to deal with politics, my blown up engine, or which ebaycharger I should buy. I ask about life after college, different jobs, women, kids...you know, all that ghey stuff. Life is full of nigga's and ho's and I guess I just stumbled across the forum full of ho's. I'm going to go bust a nut on my wifes face and tits while the rest of ya'll keep surfing the net and trying to figure out what streaming porn site you should look at tonight. :bowrofl::bowrofl: :jerkit: I'm glad I don't have your life. |
One day Turbo_4 will figure out how an apostrophe works.
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Originally Posted by kotomile
(Post 595801)
One day Turbo_4 will figure out how an apostrophe works.
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Originally Posted by turbo_4
(Post 595781)
life is full of nigga's and ho's and i guess i just stumbled across the forum full of ho's. i'm going to go bust a nut on my wifes face and tits while the rest of ya'll keep surfing the net and trying to figure out what streaming porn site you should look at tonight. While you're out getting diapers and tuning your car:giggle: |
Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 595863)
So will I.
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In for "snake bitten cooter."
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Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 595863)
So will I.
While you're out getting diapers and tuning your car:giggle: Well that makes this strange, I'm not getting diapers, I'm blowing a load on your wife's face. What a small world this is. |
Originally Posted by kotomile
(Post 595801)
One day Turbo_4 will figure out how an apostrophe works.
And hopefully the next time you are in Iraq, you will find out how an IED works:crx: |
in4ban.
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"I have done everything on this car by hand and take pride in my work.
It sometimes studders a tad when going into boost, but only for a couple hundred of rpms. You NEED to know about cars to prevent from blowing this thing up." Trying to think of something witty, but I'm laughing too hard. |
Originally Posted by Turbo_4
(Post 595880)
Well that makes this strange, I'm not getting diapers, I'm blowing a load on your wife's face. What a small world this is.
Try to be less unfunny |
Oh come on gheys is the interwebz no need to get your g-strings on a bunch.
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Originally Posted by Turbo_4
(Post 595881)
And hopefully the next time you are in Iraq, you will find out how an IED works:crx:
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Originally Posted by Turbo_4
(Post 595881)
And hopefully the next time you are in Iraq, you will find out how an IED works:crx:
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Originally Posted by Turbo_4
(Post 595880)
Well that makes this strange, I'm not getting diapers, I'm blowing a load on your wife's face. What a small world this is.
Originally Posted by Turbo_4
(Post 595881)
And hopefully the next time you are in Iraq, you will find out how an IED works:crx:
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:bowrofl:
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Originally Posted by Turbo_4
(Post 595881)
And hopefully the next time you are in Iraq, you will find out how an IED works:crx:
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oh, and BTW...this is the kind of quality I get to play with because I, like many others on this forum, live successfully:
snws http://i50.tinypic.com/16k3pkg.jpg |
Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 595925)
oh, and BTW...this is the kind of quality I get to play with because I, like many others on this forum, live successfully:
snws http://i50.tinypic.com/16k3pkg.jpg Lol x2 if actual girlfriend. :facepalm: At calling her "quality I get to play with." |
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omfg
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: |
^^^^Nice:giggle::bowrofl:
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Goddammit...
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Originally Posted by buffoon01
(Post 595942)
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Originally Posted by Bond
(Post 595951)
I actually own a Mankini, PM for pics
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in for pics of Bond in mankini.
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extreme NWS:
http://imgur.com/Wonok.jpg |
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Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 595958)
in for pics of Bond in mankini.
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Originally Posted by Turbo_4
(Post 595881)
And hopefully the next time you are in Iraq, you will find out how an IED works:crx:
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Originally Posted by Turbo_4
(Post 595881)
And hopefully the next time you are in Iraq, you will find out how an IED works:crx:
I hope you find out how the latter works Mr. Wannabe Pilot.
Originally Posted by FRT_Fun
(Post 595931)
nabbed facebook pic
/thread Normally I'd get all uppity about bringing someone's family into it...but not this time. I can't say I've ever heard anyone say they wished a soldier would find an IED...that shit's just fucked up. |
lol @ "turbo 4 likes bp"
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