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Are you trying to tell me 400 square feet of gold bars is harder to transport then 400 square feet of pillows?
If Chiburbian-fiancee has 400 square feet of gold bars in a storage locker, then I recommend something other than U-haul for transport it, yes. For multiple reasons.