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pusha 07-05-2011 04:11 PM

nah, she still have the chonga chain and the poor choice of bathing suit on.

buffon01 07-05-2011 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 745268)
nah, she still have the chonga chain and the poor choice of bathing suit on.

It's okay we all know you like bros.

fooger03 07-05-2011 07:31 PM

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Bond 07-06-2011 03:37 AM

I'd smash

Faeflora 07-06-2011 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by rmcelwee (Post 745171)

Flat soled shoes in a photoshoot? What a nono!


Originally Posted by djp0623 (Post 744929)

I would lick it too.

sixshooter 07-06-2011 03:54 PM

Mustangs and Camaros were the chick cars of their day (think Cavalier and Focus). Men drove the larger cars, hence the difference. Mustangs were for Sallys and were marketed to schoolteachers and secretaries in all of the advertising. Young men had musclecars marketed to them and the mid-size cars with the smaller engines were for the practical and budget minded. The really big cars were marketed to the successful adults.

The Vette was always considered an American attempt at a sportscar, but it fails because it is a piggy. It is quick in a straight line but has very heavy, uncommunicative steering. It is better in corners than the other American cars, but that's like being the slimmest girl at fat camp. That is why the GM folks were concerned with weight reduction in the C6.

It seems all cars are bloated right now. Accords, Camrys, Civics and Corollas all weigh nearly twice what they once did. Stability control, nav bullshit, 23 airbags, electric this, automatic that, self-dimming mirrors? How did people survive back when they had to dim their own fucking mirrors?

What was I talking about?

Nevermind...

Hey! You kids get off my lawn!

Joe Perez 07-06-2011 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 745708)
It seems all cars are bloated right now. Accords, Camrys, Civics and Corollas all weigh nearly twice what they once did. Stability control, nav bullshit, 23 airbags, electric this, automatic that, self-dimming mirrors? How did people survive back when they had to dim their own fucking mirrors?

Our '72 Grand Marquis had vacuum-operated headlights, an auto-switching 8 track player, remote controlled door mirrors, power locks, power windows, dual-zone air conditioning, power seats, adjustable steering column and cruise control.

The Accords, Camrys, Civics and Corollas and just catching up.

Looked exactly like the one on the bottom (same color and everything):

http://www.mercuryarchive.com/1969to...sBroughams.jpg


sidebar: It sure looks like these cars are being marketed to women. Who is holding the baby and standing in the background on the second photo?

NA6C-Guy 07-06-2011 05:58 PM


Originally Posted by rmcelwee (Post 745244)
Maybe I'm too picky but some of these girls are not even attractive...

I must be picky too, I thought the same thing. I require complete packages, not just one or two nice items.

sixshooter 07-06-2011 07:16 PM

http://documents.clubexpress.com/clu...phics/1964.jpg

http://blog.mlive.com/autoblog/2009/...ngUnexpted.jpg

http://www.jumpingfrog.com/images/ad...g/64mus002.jpg

http://mustangattitude.com/mustang/1...4_00004_01.jpg

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4053/...c9e2f62a_b.jpg

http://coloradogambler.com/wp/wp-con....MustangAd.jpg


Contrast:

http://www.oldcaradvertising.com/Pon...ac%20Ad-12.jpg

http://www.oldcaradvertising.com/Pon...ac%20Ad-11.jpg

http://www.pontiacserver.com/65lmgtoad1.jpg

http://pontiacpix.bravepages.com/images/68GTO.jpg

http://www.oldcaradvertising.com/Pon...ac%20Ad-08.jpg

http://www.oldcaradvertising.com/Pon...ac%20Ad-02.jpg

http://curezone.com/upload/_A_Forums...o_judge_ad.jpg

http://theselvedgeyard.files.wordpre...05/4824_10.jpg

http://ultimategto.com/1968/68h_00035_1.jpg



And contrast again:

http://www.periodpaper.com/media/cat...TM3_1100_1.JPG

http://www.oldcaradvertising.com/Pon...ac%20Ad-06.jpg

http://www.oldcaradvertising.com/Pon...ac%20Ad-03.jpg

http://www.oldcaradvertising.com/Pon...ac%20Ad-10.jpg

thirdgen 07-06-2011 09:12 PM

I love those old GTO ads with the tiger...the funniest ads were the 80's car ads. I remember seeing a commercial I think it was 1984 for a Dodge Charger. The punchline was "nothing beats the charger" which was ironic cause it went from a big long heavy car with a v8, to a little front wheel drive 4 cylinder car.

pusha 07-06-2011 09:38 PM

Man, I'm so glad I actually own a Corvette so I don't have to sit here on a forum and cry.

18psi 07-06-2011 10:19 PM

my geo will shit on you bitch

http://www.boostholder.net/blog/wp-c...racker_ls1.jpg

chpmnsws6 07-06-2011 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 745884)
Man, I'm so glad I actually own a Corvette so I don't have to sit here on a forum and cry.

Owning a new age AC Ace makes me giggle every time I see an old man in his stock ass Vette.

chpmnsws6 07-06-2011 10:21 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 745900)

http://www.ls1tech.com/forums/14907631-post1188.html

Eat it :bowdown:

pusha 07-06-2011 10:24 PM


Originally Posted by chpmnsws6 (Post 745901)
Owning a new age AC Ace makes me giggle every time I see an old man in his stock ass Vette.

post pics



Originally Posted by chpmnsws6 (Post 745903)

so bad ass

miatauser884 07-06-2011 11:00 PM

I'll pay respects to the other car in my garage

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4086/...436f58d4f4.jpg

sbrian2 07-07-2011 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 745900)

That is a guy local to me and it is now supercharged and for sale too I believe.

mx5autoxer 07-07-2011 03:38 PM

I've always suspected that more women than men owned mustangs. I wish I knew how to get a hold of records to prove it. Top Gear or the new Car Show should get their researchers to dig and find out.

mx5autoxer 07-07-2011 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 745270)
It's okay we all know you like bros [,Pusha].

I'll just leave this right here.

http://www.imcdb.org/i204763.jpg

pusha 07-07-2011 03:43 PM

Mustangs are for chicks and dudes who can't afford Corvettes so they become bitter and hate on them every possible chance.


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