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Old 04-06-2012, 05:45 PM   #1
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Old 04-06-2012, 05:47 PM   #2
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thought this was gonna be about how your kid bought a miata
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Old 04-06-2012, 05:57 PM   #3
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time to buy his son a miata
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:05 PM   #4
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How fast do we think we can get him addicted to boost?
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:07 PM   #5
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you losers didnt read past the first post did you.
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:09 PM   #6
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you losers didnt read past the first post did you.
Nope.
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:10 PM   #7
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Needs more miata!

But in all seriousness, Boxsters are so damn lame, lol
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:18 PM   #8
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that was awesome. :-)
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:40 PM   #9
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tl;dr

miata/boxter
homosexual/lesbian
potato/pohtahtoh
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:48 PM   #10
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Do we have any gay members? Aside from myself, of course.
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.....Epic thread.

Although, it baffles me. Why the whole "shame, embarassment, etc." spiel if his son was gay anyways?
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Damn, I feel bad for the kid having a dad like that. If I had a gay son I think it'd be pretty cool. I could have somebody design the decor of my home for free, and who doesn't want that?
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If I had a gay son I'd take him out back and put him out of his misery.

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If by misery you men the lack of homosexual intercourse () with a fat hairy bastard, then your son will thank you for it
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I autox'd a Boxter once. I had a hard time turning the wheel though, my wrists were too limp for some reason...

Went off the track twice.
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Do we have any gay members? Aside from myself, of course.


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I autox'd a Boxter once. I had a hard time turning the wheel though, my wrists were too limp for some reason...

Went off the track twice.
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I think I know of one.
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So they hate Boxters and Miatas because they are better on the track? Wow, envy is a bitch.

I sure am glad I've got video of me passing a bunch of Porsches on the track this weekend. And some Mustang GT's, lol. It must drive them nuts.
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I dont like Porsche all that much to begin with. But I thought this sentence was pretty beautiful. "But he's still your son. He is still the same kid. He did not just become gay today. You just know more about him today than you did yesterday."
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