Naked pics of my underage daughter!
 

You sick sons of bitches... I expect the "views" counter to click over like my airspeed indicator on a cat-shot.

In any case, the wifes' water just broke. We're in the delivery room and the nurse says we're in for the long haul.

Thank all that is holy under the sun that this hospitol has wireless for patients! It's even faster than my home connection. I promise pics as soon as the little worm pops out... might be tomorrow though. It's our first one. I am so clueless.

Hope it all goes smoothly.

Positive thoughts headed your way.

Congrats Sam!

internet addiction at its finest

First one, eh? You'll be fine, just roll with the punches. You already have all the baby furniture (crib, changing table, etc) and the newborn diapers, rear-facing seat, etc. right? I had my first last year, and then had to leave 3 weeks later for Kuwait. It's incredible watching her grow and learn, you'll love it.

Congratulations!

Congrats! Your life is for ever changed.

We've got all the hardware. 2 baby showers took care of that. Navy wives live for hooking up other Navy wives with their old stuff... and with new stuff. Our entire registry at BabysR'Us was bought. I spent 2 hours in there with the zapper and hit everything that looked interesting. We got all of it. So far nothing is happening. The nurse comes in every 15minutes and I'm trying not to let my ADD get the best of me.

Again, another full round or props to the dude who hooked up the wifi in here. Only complaint is that they've blocked photobucket and some of the other major pic-sites... can't see half the shit in the EPIC PIC THREAD.

Wow congrets bro! I cant believe its been almost 2 years since I was there. I hope all goes smooth.
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Congratulations and keep us updated on progress.

Puuush, puuush, um no wait, breeeeath, breeeeath, um no damn. "X#!/%Y* HONEY STOP TRYING TO HELP!!!" Said usually while Her head spins round and spits pea soup.

Just get her the epidural.

I do hope you create a write up samnavy style!

From conception to birth and beyond a noobs guide by samnavy

My wife had c-sections for both our kids. Wham bam here is your baby :) So I'm happy to say my wife cooter was unchanged by the experience.

My thought exactly, but then I just got out of the hospital Wednesday after a 6 day stay for surgery. Wireless in the hospital really helped the day go by.

Sam - Congratulations on your new Baby. The birth of a child is an emotion that cannot be accurately described, only felt.

congrats :)

Dude I want the whole samnavy style how-to wright up with FAQ.

Congrats Sam. I wish health to mother and child.

+1

congratz, have fun, good luck, take some pictures of your kids fart faces!

I'm just poking fun really. Congrats and hope all goes smoothly.

LoL at the title change hahahah :pitlab:

...and after he's become more confident in his fathering skills, he can advise other fatherhood n00bs to read the FAQ and not spam up their diaper-count.

The following is actually for real. It's not a photochop:


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...PL._SS500_.jpg


It's part of the Haynes Family Series workshop manuals: http://www.haynes.co.uk/webapp/wcs/s...category=10152

Other titles of interest:

http://www.haynes.co.uk/wcsstore/Hay...cans/H4443.jpg http://www.haynes.co.uk/wcsstore/Hay...scans/4737.jpg http://www.haynes.co.uk/wcsstore/Hay...cans/H4409.jpg


And for hustler:

http://www.haynes.co.uk/Press/Haynes...RGBhr_4086.jpg

One of the greatest things i've ever seen Joe.

The english can be hilarious.

The first 6-8 months will be hell on you. No sleep, no sex and the damn kid is just a eating/shitting machine. You will be spit, barfed and pissed on. Sometime after that, you'll get that look from him/her that you just know is a real smile of recognition, and it gets better from then on.

It's also the best thing in the world.

When are we gonna have a live stream of the delivery?

Good luck Sam.

This little worm?

All right, all right... somebody can change the title back now.
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You look like an m.net Moderator with those shades on!
Grats Sam.

lol; cueball hit the nail in the head with this post.

Congrats. You're also lucky to have a daughter. I envy you.

Congrats!!

Well, your 18 year sentence begins today. :bigtu:

Seriously, much awesomeoness.

Title changed back, you sick pedophile.

oh wow man, that is so awesome...CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!
very cute

congrats!!

oh boy another newb for sam to pwn :D


congratulations!

dude!!!! she's got some huge fingers!


...i think...

Congrats man!

So when are you going to teach her the ways of the left pedal?

When the nurse gave her bath, I told her to brush her hair into a mohawk... it looked great on her... then the nurse put a kick-ass beanie on her. So I'm thinking either lead guitarist or professional snowboarder.

In any case, she'll be laying down smokey burnouts and clipping apex's before junior high.

hahaha thats awesome.....u'll need to buy her one of those racing bucket baby seats:D

good job sam :bigtu:

wow sam congrats man!!! She's beautiful...
Had my 1st almost 5mos ago, and got my 1ST night's sleep yesterday..
Dont worry she'll be smiling by 3mos and once that happens nothing else matters!!!

Congrats Sam!

Dibs on your 550's, BOV, mani. You won't be needing them anytime soon!

Congratulations!

+10 on the little one.

Congratulations! She's a doll. Wife doing OK?, I hope.

Get her nails cut quickly, before she scratches her face.

CONGRATULATIONS SAM, hopefully you don't mind me knocking on your door in another 18 years.

Congrats man! I wish you and your wife the best with your new addition! :bigtu:

Vash-

Congrats man! she is a cutie. The wife and I have been trying for awhile now, I hope I'll be where your at one day.

http://www.saferacer.com/recaro-youn...?productid=672

coolest baby seat ever....my friend has it in his 240 and takes his duaghter out, you should here her when he starts Dr1ft1ng, she gets so happy and laughs and laughs and laughs, its pretty funny to watch.

Congratulations Sam. If you where to post your paypal info, I am sure some of the MT.Net family would spring for some pampers.

She may think it's fun and all, but she has no idea of the danger she's in. I have nothing against dryfting but driving like that with a baby in the car... :td:

Yea no shit, first time i saw his post it was all ***** insted of dr1ft1ng...i was really trying to convince myself that's not what he was trying to type.

Tell your friend to stop being a ---- and grow up since he's got a kid now, especially when the kid is in the damn car.

+1

That's a real cute baby Sam, your wife must be really pretty ;)

:useless: == Now, it's pictures of the wife!

^She would have my ass if she found out I put a picture of her in a damn hospitol breast-feeding nightie on my car forum. I'll put up a shot of both of them after we've been home for a day or two. My Sony T200 is the best camera I've ever bought... makes taking pics fun.

We won't tell anyone Sam.
Post them all --The REAL HOT ones!!!