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need a way to keep the neigbor's dog from...
... pissing on my wheels. It's almost daily now and he likes to piss on all four. Approaching the neighbor would certainly be futile so I need a trap or a siren or a spring-loaded bitchslap or some such device. Help needed.
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wire battery to wheelz.
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wow so many possibilities, strange dog. video tape it and call the cops. when that doesn't work now you're forced to take the matter into your own hands.
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piss on said dog
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piss on the neighbor's front door step. tell them it was their dog.
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Paint ball gun.
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animal control...Air soft gun...
I like the electrifying the wheels Idea. Theres also a citrinella dog spray that dogs hate. |
When the dog pisses on your car, shat on their porch.
Otherwise, a big stick works, for both dog and owner. :yippee: |
If you want to act within the law, get video then call the cops. If the dog is leashed and the owner allows it to piss on your wheels, you may have a case for vandalism. If the dog isn't leashed, you've at least got them on a violation for that.
The redneck solution is a BB rifle and steady aim. Don't use full power or ammo that would break the skin, just enough to give 'em a good sting in the ass. Start with the dog, and if that doesn't discourage repeat offenses then move on to the neighbor. Make sure to place your shot such that the pellet deflects away and doesn't chip your paint.;) I'd shy away from the battery idea. Electrified piss probably etches wheels something fierce. |
How much time are you willing to put into this? If you just want to teach it a lesson I would say shoot it with a blow dart....the ones that stun.(http://www.frattoys.com/product_info...roducts_id=335)
If you have more time and want to teach the owner a lesson, build a trap and get the dog up in the air by its foot. Leave him hanging till the owner notices. When he asks "what the fuck". Simply tell him some animal was pissing on your car daily and it was time to stop that shit. I would personally try the blowdarts 1st.....if it doesn't keep him away, capture him. I cant lie....if it was me I probably would have dropped a knee on its head by now. Keep us updated. :) Vash- |
Piss on the neighbors car.
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take it's collar off and take it to the shelter...... actually that might be too mean, might get him killed.
Kidnap it.... hold it for ransom, refuse to give him back until the owner cleans your wheels! |
Fill up a couple of bottles with piss and pour it in their AC vents of offenders car.
Or just sit in your yard with a high powered watergun filled with piss, and hose down said dog everytime it commits the act. Then after it shakes off on the owner, they might get the point. |
Piss on the dog.
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shotgun... works every time.
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so wait, you haven't asked the neighbor to keep his dog from pissing on your car? why futile?
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Originally Posted by patsmx5
(Post 311105)
Piss on the neighbors car.
Not piss. Brake fluid. On the hood. |
Originally Posted by rleete
(Post 311133)
Not piss. Brake fluid. On the hood.
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put a mountain lion in your car to scare it
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Originally Posted by urgaynknowit
(Post 311083)
piss on said dog
Seriously, I'm with Y8s, why is it futile talking to the onwer? |
First thing you need to do is talk to your neighbor. It may prove to be futile, but you need to give it a chance. If the behavior continues, invest in a can of mace.
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Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 311115)
so wait, you haven't asked the neighbor to keep his dog from pissing on your car? why futile?
Thanks for all the ideas, crude and otherwise. |
stop being a bitch. tell him if it hapens again, your going to beat his crackhead ass.
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Originally Posted by chucker
(Post 311150)
are the ones on my truck. But the main reason it's futile is because he's a tweaker. And as you may or may not know, there simply is no point in talking sensibly to someone on meth.
If he's on Meth you have bigger problems than a dog peeing on your wheels you better hope he's not making tha crap in his house or else: http://www.best-horror-movies.com/im...fire-small.jpg That'll be your Miata in the picture. |
Originally Posted by SeanE
(Post 311152)
If he's on Meth you have bigger problems than a dog peeing on your wheels you better hope he's not making tha crap in his house or else:
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/im...fire-small.jpg That'll be your Miata in the picture. |
Originally Posted by bryantaylor
(Post 311151)
stop being a bitch. tell him if it hapens again, your going to beat his crackhead ass.
Nah man, I hear what you're saying, and in part, you're right. However, the truth of the matter is that I have A LOT more to lose than he does. Shoot his dog? Nope. Go to his house to start shit? Nope. Anything illegal? Nope. He's an asshair away from jail anyway. He's several blocks down the road and his closer neighbors are doing their damnedest to get him out. I want NOTHING to do with the guy. I'm simply looking for an interim solution. |
Originally Posted by chucker
(Post 311156)
Riiight, I'm a bitch. :greddy:
Nah man, I hear what you're saying, and in part, you're right. However, the truth of the matter is that I have A LOT more to lose than he does. Shoot his dog? Nope. Go to his house to start shit? Nope. Anything illegal? Nope. He's an asshair away from jail anyway. He's several blocks down the road and his closer neighbors are doing their damnedest to get him out. I want NOTHING to do with the guy. I'm simply looking for an interim solution. but the dog is traveling that far just to piss on your wheels? |
double post.. sorry
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found these online:
Originally Posted by nicacus
(Post 311178)
:quote: Try a blend of cayenne and black pepper. Mix the two peppers together and sprinkle them around the perimeter of your yard. You can also mix flour in with the pepper if you want. The flour does not have a repellent effect but it helps you to see where you have sprinkled the pepper. The pepper causes the dogs to sneeze and most dogs won't cross over it to get to the other side. Be sure to reapply after it rains.
Soak cotton balls in ammonia, vinegar or rubbing alcohol and place them along the perimeter of your yard. All of these household items have strong smells that naturally repel dogs. Do not pour them directly on the ground though because they can be harmful to plants. Purchase a commercially sold dog repellent and spray the perimeter of your yard with it. Many of these last through the rain and only need to be reapplied every 60 to 90 days. Contact animal control to complain about the stray dogs in your yard. They should be able to assist you in the removal of the dogs. :quote: |
Now that's what I'm talking about. Thanks for searching for me.
I'll go with the flour, pepper, pepper treatment first. |
Airsoft gun's won't do any damage at all...just sting a little bit. My cousins and I shoot the hell out of each other with them in the 30 acres of woods behind my house...doesn't even hurt as bad as paint balls do.
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I like the mace idea... that little fucko won't come back.
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how nice are said wheels?? and how bad could it hurt them:cool: (not the point I know but still)
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Do you see it happened? Can you catch the dog in the act? I bet you only need to catch him 2 or max 3 times with a water hose or a bucket of cold water before he learns that the truck is of limit. It is not about threatening the dog or forcing it to stop; it is more about informing the dog that it is wrong. Yell “NOO!” on top of you lungs and hose him down.
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I say kill it, I hate dogs:-D
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Originally Posted by icantthink4155
(Post 311327)
I say kill it, I hate dogs:-D
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Originally Posted by Torkel
(Post 311306)
Do you see it happened? Can you catch the dog in the act? I bet you only need to catch him 2 or max 3 times with a water hose or a bucket of cold water before he learns that the truck is of limit. It is not about threatening the dog or forcing it to stop; it is more about informing the dog that it is wrong. Yell “NOO!” on top of you lungs and hose him down.
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find a korean neighbor thats hungry...lol
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Paintballs work good on stray dogs and kids that cut thru your yard. If you don't like the mess, freeze the paintballs first. The kids learn faster than the dogs.
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Wrap laxatives in pieces of bacon and feed them to the dog. Then take the dog home and tell the owner you found him wondering the neighborhood and didn't want him to get hit by a car. Most likely, the guy will bring the dog inside and nature will take care of the rest.
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There are motion activated sprinklers for dogs and cats that wander into your yard. Might be able to do something with those. Here is a link to the best price I saw with no real effort...
http://www.mojopet.com/shop/product_...FQ0xawodZW9sfQ Youtube has a couple vids of these type things in action. |
We've had three piss-free mornings now. So unless the neighbor's dog has been relocated or he suddenly became incontinent, I'll say the the pepper/flour concoction is a success.
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That sprinkler would be so annoying.
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