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Old 09-22-2008, 05:19 PM   #1
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... pissing on my wheels. It's almost daily now and he likes to **** on all four. Approaching the neighbor would certainly be futile so I need a trap or a siren or a spring-loaded bitchslap or some such device. Help needed.
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wire battery to wheelz.
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wow so many possibilities, strange dog. video tape it and call the cops. when that doesn't work now you're forced to take the matter into your own hands.
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**** on said dog
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**** on the neighbor's front door step. tell them it was their dog.
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Paint ball gun.
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animal control...Air soft gun...
I like the electrifying the wheels Idea. Theres also a citrinella dog spray that dogs hate.
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Old 09-22-2008, 06:31 PM   #8
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When the dog pisses on your car, shat on their porch.

Otherwise, a big stick works, for both dog and owner.
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If you want to act within the law, get video then call the cops. If the dog is leashed and the owner allows it to **** on your wheels, you may have a case for vandalism. If the dog isn't leashed, you've at least got them on a violation for that.

The redneck solution is a BB rifle and steady aim. Don't use full power or ammo that would break the skin, just enough to give 'em a good sting in the ***. Start with the dog, and if that doesn't discourage repeat offenses then move on to the neighbor. Make sure to place your shot such that the pellet deflects away and doesn't chip your paint.

I'd shy away from the battery idea. Electrified **** probably etches wheels something fierce.
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How much time are you willing to put into this? If you just want to teach it a lesson I would say shoot it with a blow dart....the ones that stun.(http://www.frattoys.com/product_info...roducts_id=335)

If you have more time and want to teach the owner a lesson, build a trap and get the dog up in the air by its foot. Leave him hanging till the owner notices. When he asks "what the ****". Simply tell him some animal was pissing on your car daily and it was time to stop that ****.

I would personally try the blowdarts 1st.....if it doesn't keep him away, capture him. I cant lie....if it was me I probably would have dropped a knee on its head by now.

Keep us updated.

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**** on the neighbors car.
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take it's collar off and take it to the shelter...... actually that might be too mean, might get him killed.

Kidnap it.... hold it for ransom, refuse to give him back until the owner cleans your wheels!
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Fill up a couple of bottles with **** and pour it in their AC vents of offenders car.
Or just sit in your yard with a high powered watergun filled with ****, and hose down said dog everytime it commits the act. Then after it shakes off on the owner, they might get the point.
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**** on the dog.
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shotgun... works every time.
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so wait, you haven't asked the neighbor to keep his dog from pissing on your car? why futile?
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**** on the neighbors car.

Not ****. Brake fluid. On the hood.
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Not ****. Brake fluid. On the hood.
That's wrong.
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put a mountain lion in your car to scare it
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**** on said dog
Wrong, it isn't the dogs fault it hasn't been trained. **** on said owner.

Seriously, I'm with Y8s, why is it futile talking to the onwer?
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