NFL/Football Thread
 

So I did a search, found a handful of fantasy threads and one slobbing on tim tebows knob.

Figured we could use one for general NFL chat. Or hell, even college ball.



But I'll start...

how about them NFC West ehh?

Jets are about to get stomped.

The Bears look seriously good right now. With a bye week to heal up, I am excited about where they are headed this year.

Also this week I have finally forgiven the Colts for 2006, after they beat the packers this week.

Well, the Bears look like absolute fucking monsters. Really surprised with their current team. Jets will get their shit pushed in, regardless if tebow will start or not. Sanchez needs to eat a dick.

And, just for the sake of the thread. I'm a fan of two teams.

St Louis Rams, and the Baltimore Ravens.

Rams more than Ravens.

Texans fan here, hoping we can make it to the Superbowl this year. I think they have their best chance ever.

Pro football is beyond lame.

Also I need Arien Foster to score 22.9 points or less tonight.

Arian foster just had a massive run. Good luck. Looks like he's gonna be topping 25 if he keeps this up.

I got brainiack playing me this week, all he's got left is a kicker and arian foster IIRC. And he's about 50 points behind me... hahahahahaha

To whoever gave me the neg rep:

You are a BUNDLE OF STICKS. It sucks you didn't go to a real college and don't have college football to look forward too.

There's no heart in the NFL anymore.

There's no real competition in College ball anymore... same teams keep winning.

Of course this is coming from the guy who never watches college ball because I can't keep track of 9 billion teams and players.
The NFL suits me just fine.


Just to clarify.. I didn't neg rep you...
Well I did on that last post.. because... I thought it would be humorous.

PAC 10 is mad lame. All the real bros know the SEC is where it's at.

And about the rep, I don't care because I got a nice dick.

Reps are directly proportional to dick size? I like where this NFL thread is going.

But man, this Texans/Jets game is turning into a mess for the Jets.. Schaub is gonna dish the pain on this one. And Arian Foster isn't gonna stop +20 game for him is definitely in realm.

The Jets offense is suddenly a thing. I can only hope they score before half here to keep this from becoming the Arian Foster handoff show.


Edit: GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU MARK SANCHEZ!

Just about to comment to tell you how much the jets suck monster dick. hahahaha... hoooooorrrrriibbul throw.


Also getting mildly harassed by pusha via PM... intwerwesting

I Loled. What happened to Cushing?

No idea. He limped off, looked like a knee. But I don't know how bad.

Left knee injury... he's out for quite a while

Looks like Tebow is million miles better than Sanchez... hahaha


as if we didn't already know that

I think they could've won if they played Tebow more.

Very very possible.

lol so Arian Foster finished with 22.8 points, I needed 22.9 or less.

And someone else had a score adjustment so I still lost by 1.5 points. Fuck me, 3-2, with 2 losses of 1.6 and 1.5 points.

hahahaha... dude I got shafted 2 weeks ago. I had finished all the games, all that was left was monday night game, bears vs cowboys.

I was a solid 30 points up. Only thing the other guy had left was Bears D and lousy receiver.
Bears fucking hauled in those interceptions, pulled out something like 25 something stupid points, and that receiver happened to have gotten like 70 yards and a TD... I got my shit pushed in. I was so furious, I broke the keyboard as I was watching the game.

I blame obama...

Brain sucks at fantasy football
*notes his own 1-4 record but is ranked above brain*

I really do this year. I had my lowest scoring week this week.

but before that I was in the top three for the last 5 weeks for points. Im losing by very little points and always by enough to win if i had swapped out just 1 benched player.

i suspect a win this week, but Im also pissed at my decision to trade you for stafford :)

Lol, I was more than happy to let him go. Reggie Wayne was my only player to break 13 points and he destroyed it buy raking in 27. And including him only 3 broke 10. :crx:

he's also been facing some pretty good teams and doesn't have Best. We'll see what he can do down the road.

ugh... super lame game

:cry:My poor Steelers...

You guys deserved it, your team played like shit.

Yeah but I didnt play Wallace and I should have...

I'm taking a gamble on Jones (in place of Jennings) and Green (in place of Benson)...

play jennings man.....

My week is pretty straightforward, no real choices... picking tony gonzalez over owen daniels, that's my only real decision for the week.. the rest is already made.

I dont have Jennings. I picked up Jones off the bench since Jennings is hurt. I didnt play him last week and he put up a bunch of points with two TDs.

I put him in again this week instead of Wallace...so of course he wont get any targets this week and Jennings will play.

fuck man... well shit.

I'm playing team rocket, who supposedly hasn't one yet with his roster full of absolute fucking superstars. He's projected to win 145points.. me? (well now it says 120, but it shows 86 yesterday.. lol)

but yeah.. ugh, we'll see how this pans out.

Looking forward to a couple games this week, Rams V Dolphins... Their new QB Tannehill or whatever, apparently is rather impressive.

So we'll see how this works

The guy im playing (Fornicate) is obviously not active (one BYE, one empty). he's projected for 40 points and has a better record than me right now.

I'm trying to remember who that is.. I know game over made a list in my thread on CR...... but that got deleted.. hahahahaha

that's how I knew most of you... next time, we should just the avatar that we use on the forums. Seriously

I don't think the guy in 1st place is active either

That's annoying. I bet I've already made 20-30 moves on/off waviors.

Ugh... yeah, that is annoying. And it doesn't seem like he's active either. -____-
Well, he was when he beat me like three weeks ago.

The STL v MIA game looks good as I've previously mentioned. Both teams are on the rise, and both have been much better than advertised.

the DET vs PHI game looks good too, I'm thinking PHI losses this one. I can't believe how they always pull the gayest wins possible.

NE vs SEA is obvious, but still should be one of the most entertaining this week.

NYG and SF is THE game for the week, but I can feel the slaughterfest thats gonna happen when SF kills Eli Manning (whos starting for me... fuuuuhhh)

As long as Ahmad Bradshaw goes for another 250 yards and 2 touchdowns.

Fuck, it's the 49ers. I'll be lucky if he gets 50 yards and ANY touchdowns.

Eli has clutched a couple times this season. I don't actually feel like he's superbowl caliber QB, but he somehow always ends up there. No one would have figured he'd get more rings than big brother.

I'm sure he'll be able to get more than 50 yards. 49ner DEF is pretty fucking stout.. but I think giants will put up a hell of a fight. Although I'm certain A.Smith is gonna pull through offensively.

Defense wins championships. And the ugly truth is the Giants can afford to pay both sides of the ball, and the Colts cannot. Or they don't want to. Or maybe (probably) Jim Irsay is an idiot and the whole system is poorly run. But I am going to guess it is just small market vs big market.

Can't really compare them. Payton never had as good a defense as Eli has always had.

Yeah I know, but with a stellar QB like that, he made it work. I hope he get can back in stride and make the broncos a force to be reckoned with... after playing brady, NE looks almost fucking god like. Literally the best Offense I've ever seen. Their defense isn't bad either!

It's crazy how insanely overpowered NE is this year. Putting teams up against them is like having little kids fight a dragon.

And I hate NE.

But Payton will hopefully get at least one more ring.

Well I picked up Jahvid Best off the benches, he took his concussion tests on Monday but they dont have results yet. Might have been a good pick-up, but he hasnt played in a year...

i just dunno what QB to play. Stafford plays the Eagles, but they have shut down the passing game lately. and I have Ponder vs Washingotn in right now...could be a good matchup.

Play stafford... eagles will choke, and Lions haven't been doing too tough.

compare defense with profootballreference.

Texas vs Oklahoma game is so bad its funny. "15 yard penalty [against Oklahoma], and thats their best play of the game"

omfg... eli is getting me dick for points... sooo upset.

Also upset those ------ dolphins beat out the rams today. Not COOL
Happy BAL has another W this week.

Finally some decent production for SJax, goddamn. And fuck me, I should have played Maclin.. sitting on 19 points on my bench.. EFF MEEEE

Omfg, seattle with the late rally

Texans, damnit.

they fucking imploded from the inside out. I was embarrassed for you guys. Wouldn't be able to tell they were a 5-0 team before this from the way they played.

GB fucking... offensively explosive during this game... it's gonna be hard for me to believe the Rams can stand a chance against them. :(

I turned it off after the interception. Couldn't stand to watch anymore. Hopefully it was just a one game thing.

I don't know the mentality of most of these players, but I feel like it could carry on. Seems like a big "momentum" sort of team. I remember last year they were going strong, and after a couple losses they just started to suck monster dick.

Self Sabotaging seems like the appropriate term, but we'll see next week.

I'm screaming in glee right now.. I had 10 points leading at the begining of this game.. my oponent had only one guy left to play.. and it was P. Manning.. I figured I already lost.


Manning is playing the worst game ever right now.. and he's only at 3 points in the 3rd quarter... YESSSSSSS


OMFG, THE FOOTBALL GODS HAVE GRACIOUSLY LOOKED UPON ME AND BLESSED MY SHAFT WITH THE LUCK OF FANTASY FOOTBALL

Holy fuuuuuck, manning is having an EPIC comeback!!! 3 INT thank you DEN def! Holy battballs!

I'm still winning this week so far..... by .5 points HAHAHAHA
Just keep passing to Eric Decker Manning, I might still beat this other homo.

I FUCKING WON!!! BY LESS THAN A FUCKING POINT!!! SUCK MY DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ!! YOU KEEP YOUR LOOSING STREAK GOING!!!! 0-6 BIIAATTCH!
hahahaha Oh god I'm so happeh

lol.

i lost by 2.16 in my other league. that shit is so annoying.

unless I find a WR to replace Garcon, you will probably win this week. I'm projected to win by 8, by they are projecting him for 14 when he won't be playing.

ha. well see what happens after waviors. i need to make a few lineup changes.

Projections don't mean shit

true, but they help. Mine have been pretty spot on lately...but i find the yahoo system a lot better when figuring things out.

Yeah... ugh.. whatever though. i'm out a WR for now...

Might trade Owen Daniels for anyone with a decent WR or whatever. I get the feeling I'm not gonna do so hot on the waiver wire.. -____-