Nissan Duck... WTF?
I saw the commercial for it. I heard AWD was available. Sweet. AWD Turbo sounds like fun. So I go to build my own on nissan's site. My wife says i need a sensible 4 door car. This is cheap right? So while building one I see a 6 speed manual was available. Awesome. So I switch mine to the AWD one and the only trans option is the CVT. Shit, So it is either Fail Wheel Drive or Constantly Vaginal Transvestites. Awesome. Fuck you Nissan. You just about fucked up and made a cool car. Assholes. Needless to say, I wont be buying it. Also, the Legacy 6 cyl isn't available with a 6 speed. Assholes. This reminds me of when I heard about the awesome Genesis V8. I go to build one. The V8 isn't in the coupe. I still want the V8 then i build a coupe and i cant get a manual. All new cars know how do is fail. GHEY.
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New cars make me cry. We need a revolution.
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Fast forward to 4:30 |
http://photos.autoexpress.co.uk/imag...o_351742_7.jpg
It is so fucking ugly and gay looking I want to punch babies. Like a pontiac aztec fucked a vw beetle and this is their retarded offspring |
Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 644671)
It is so fucking ugly and gay looking I want to punch babies.
Like a pontiac aztec fucked a vw beetle and this is their retarded offspring |
I hate the front but i think there would be an aftermarket way of fixing it. It could have potential. 188hp 1.6 turbo with awd and a 6 speed for less than 20 would take my buy. I always tell myself i need something new and reliable. I guess I am going to have to get a real vehicle and not some electronically muddied piece of shit.
Edit: Either I am getting something new and sensible or this. http://www.morrises.com/F250/F250SD.jpg |
Hadn't heard of the Juke yet.
Googled it. http://img38.imagefra.me/f387ah/thra...3m_720a078.jpg Seriously? That is the car that you're pissed you can't get with a manual gearbox? I'm surprised that the in-dash tampon dispenser is an optional extra, I'd have expected it to be standard. |
You can't get a Juke in AWD 6spd? Hmmm...that's gay. I would say it's a great car otherwise. Just looks a little funky. It might grow on me.
And I feel like this belongs here: |
Why are there cup holders in the front bumper?
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Originally Posted by SlideRuler
(Post 644679)
You can't get a Juke in AWD 6spd? Hmmm...that's gay. I would say it's a great car otherwise. Just looks a little funky. It might grow on me.
And I feel like this belongs here: |
Juke is what comes outta yo momma after a busy night.
And screw new cars. So many cars I don't want. I do want a European Suzuki swift though. |
it should be renamed Joke
I mean seriously: http://jalopnik.com/assets/resources...tiac_aztec.jpg + http://www.pictures-of-cars.com/VW-Beetle.jpg = http://media.il.edmunds-media.com/ni..._81010_717.jpg I think a pink miata with hellaflush wheels with -90000000 camber and huge dildo's sticking out the top still wouldn't look as gay |
Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 644703)
it should be renamed Joke
I mean seriously: http://jalopnik.com/assets/resources...tiac_aztec.jpg + http://www.pictures-of-cars.com/VW-Beetle.jpg = http://media.il.edmunds-media.com/ni..._81010_717.jpg I think a pink miata with hellaflush wheels with -90000000 camber and huge dildo's sticking out the top still wouldn't look as gay |
It still looks better than the newer Scion xB....
Rumor has it that Hyrundai is working on a V8 Genesis coupe to compete with the Mustang. |
whats wrong with the CVT? I drove a Murano with it, and it's kinda cool.
But my problem with the Juke is how god damn ugly it is. Where's Howard Roark when you need him? |
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What a pile of gayness. It's almost as queer looking as the Nissan cube. I hope someone here drives either one of these and just got offended, cause guess what, the rest of the world sees you in that vehicle and says, "wow, that's the gayest thing i have ever seen. Who would drive something like that?" So don't get your panties in a bind cause of an Internet comment I just made, but perhaps be ashamed of yourself for having such bad taste.
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Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
(Post 644750)
It still looks better than the newer Scion xB....
Rumor has it that Hyrundai is working on a V8 Genesis coupe to compete with the Mustang. |
With how much WRC Hyundais have been out there, it could have had potential.
http://www.ipatti.net/Hyu_tes1.jpg |
Fugly. That is all.
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Mildly used Suzuki SX4 hatch or sedan with manual trans + Road Race Motorsports turbo kit = less than $15K. 220WHP, AWD, "sensible"
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Originally Posted by matthewdesigns
(Post 644948)
Mildly used Suzuki SX4 hatch or sedan with manual trans + Road Race Motorsports turbo kit = less than $15K. 220WHP, AWD, "sensible"
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I made it through this entire thread thinking it was called the JUNK...
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Originally Posted by wishfulthinking90
(Post 645025)
hell yeah. the sx4's are the only suzuki car i would rock
http://robson.m3rlin.org/cars/wp-con...zuki_swift.jpg If only they'd bring the stupid thing to North America. |
the majority of americans suck at driving so we get gypped out of everything cool
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FYI - One of my auto magazines said that the Juke shares the basic underpinnings of the Cube and the Versa.
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Originally Posted by matthewdesigns
(Post 644948)
Mildly used Suzuki SX4 hatch or sedan with manual trans + Road Race Motorsports turbo kit = less than $15K. 220WHP, AWD, "sensible"
http://autosguides.com/wp-content/up...i-SX4-WRC1.jpg |
lol, get a used BMW sedan with a mnaual...
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I want a Suzuki Capaccino!
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Originally Posted by rccote
(Post 645204)
That looks bad ass. |
Originally Posted by One_Theory
(Post 645365)
I want a Suzuki Capaccino!
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Had to bump this thread, just came across this picture. Totally changes how I feel about the juke.
http://ll.speedhunters.com/u/f/eagam...isc/jukeTE.jpg |
Originally Posted by icantthink4155
(Post 672747)
Totally changes how I feel about the juke.
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So slideruler got banned and got a juke?
I'd drive one to get around, but I wouldn't ever buy anything that looked like that. |
Originally Posted by icantthink4155
(Post 672747)
Had to bump this thread, just came across this picture. Totally changes how I feel about the juke.
http://ll.speedhunters.com/u/f/eagam...isc/jukeTE.jpg |
Someone photoshop those pink please.
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You didn't crop out the middle part of the wheel for the pink... looks weird :p
Not that it would look nice either way |
Originally Posted by jacob300zx
(Post 645238)
lol, get a used BMW sedan with a mnaual...
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