I saw the commercial for it. I heard AWD was available. Sweet. AWD Turbo sounds like fun. So I go to build my own on nissan's site. My wife says i need a sensible 4 door car. This is cheap right? So while building one I see a 6 speed manual was available. Awesome. So I switch mine to the AWD one and the only trans option is the CVT. ****, So it is either Fail Wheel Drive or Constantly Vaginal Transvestites. Awesome. **** you Nissan. You just about fucked up and made a cool car. ********. Needless to say, I wont be buying it. Also, the Legacy 6 cyl isn't available with a 6 speed. ********. This reminds me of when I heard about the awesome Genesis V8. I go to build one. The V8 isn't in the coupe. I still want the V8 then i build a coupe and i cant get a manual. All new cars know how do is fail. GHEY.

 

New cars make me cry. We need a revolution.

 

Fast forward to 4:30

 

It is so ******* ugly and gay looking I want to punch babies.

Like a pontiac aztec fucked a vw beetle and this is their retarded offspring

 

Honestly made me lol

 

I hate the front but i think there would be an aftermarket way of fixing it. It could have potential. 188hp 1.6 turbo with awd and a 6 speed for less than 20 would take my buy. I always tell myself i need something new and reliable. I guess I am going to have to get a real vehicle and not some electronically muddied piece of ****.

Edit: Either I am getting something new and sensible or this.

 

Hadn't heard of the Juke yet.

Googled it.



Seriously? That is the car that you're pissed you can't get with a manual gearbox? I'm surprised that the in-dash tampon dispenser is an optional extra, I'd have expected it to be standard.

 

You can't get a Juke in AWD 6spd? Hmmm...that's gay. I would say it's a great car otherwise. Just looks a little funky. It might grow on me.

And I feel like this belongs here:

 

Why are there cup holders in the front bumper?

 

Awesome Vid. On a side note. My Superintendent has a 6spd 540 I work on. It is like a 95 or 96. That car is ******* fantastic. It is what a sedan should be. I think the Juke looks decent with the exception of the front. The ride height and those flared fenders do look great. But that is my opinion. I see potential in it. Not the pink one of course. I would buy a car in any color as long as i liked it.

 

Juke is what comes outta yo momma after a busy night.
And screw new cars. So many cars I don't want. I do want a European Suzuki swift though.

 

it should be renamed Joke

I mean seriously:

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I think a pink miata with hellaflush wheels with -90000000 camber and huge *****'s sticking out the top still wouldn't look as gay

 

Man, you really did hit it with these two making one of these! Looks like something that was sent to a foster home in Chernobyl.

 

It still looks better than the newer Scion xB....



Rumor has it that Hyrundai is working on a V8 Genesis coupe to compete with the Mustang.

 

whats wrong with the CVT? I drove a Murano with it, and it's kinda cool.


But my problem with the Juke is how god damn ugly it is. Where's Howard Roark when you need him?

 

I would drive this

 

What a pile of gayness. It's almost as queer looking as the Nissan cube. I hope someone here drives either one of these and just got offended, cause guess what, the rest of the world sees you in that vehicle and says, "wow, that's the gayest thing i have ever seen. Who would drive something like that?" So don't get your panties in a bind cause of an Internet comment I just made, but perhaps be ashamed of yourself for having such bad taste.

 

Rumor had it that they were working on an AWD-turbo 4cyl-6spd Accent/Elantra to compete with the evo/sti a few years back too.

 

With how much WRC Hyundais have been out there, it could have had potential.

 

Fugly. That is all.