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albumleaf 02-05-2009 07:43 PM

no fat chicks.. kia will scrape
 
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rleete 02-05-2009 07:47 PM

Fat cow. She should be humiliated. For ever going out in public.

Trent 02-05-2009 07:49 PM

i love how she was humiliated about sitting in the car while they did the alignment.

uhh........THAT'S A CORRECT SOLUTION.

well........the only one that doesn't involve a stomach stapling or "killing it with fire."

EDIT: Because this is pissing me off.

Kia claims they are doing whatever they can to help, but it isn't KIA's responsibility to do a damn thing here. The car wasn't designed to carry cattle. I'm sorry, but I have no sympathy for her. She had to have known that getting that big was going to cause herself inconveniences in life. Sorry kid, you gained; you lose.

I used to be heavy too. One day I realized I was getting a little disgusting and I hit the gym. Now I'm good. It wasn't that fucking hard.

mazda/nissan 02-05-2009 07:51 PM

manufacturers are aware of our fat asses, thats why GM's seats now weigh close to 100 lbs. And I laughed when I saw seat belt extenders for sale at a performance web site.

bryantaylor 02-05-2009 07:54 PM

she needs to STFU and lose some weight if it bothers her that damn much. or buy a fucking truck.

i am a fat guy and i approve this message.

18psi 02-05-2009 08:01 PM

saw this on another forum too... the general opinion of everyone is "SLAP THAT FAT FUCKING BITCH IN THE FACE"..

dumb ----

cueball1 02-05-2009 08:20 PM

I've seen newer cars driven by extremely obese people that the driver side springs are shot. 2-3 year old cars that still sag when they've gotten out. Fatty fatty fat fat fat. I'm no slim jim but it's unreal how many 300-400 lb. people are out there.

kotomile 02-05-2009 08:24 PM

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Seriously lady, lose some weight. I've had my car aligned with me in it and it I don't weigh nearly as much.

I like how "society" is supposed to adapt to "them". Yeah, that's it, make everyone else suffer for your self-inflicted poor health..

wayne_curr 02-05-2009 08:32 PM


Originally Posted by supersaiyan93 (Post 364040)
i love how she was humiliated about sitting in the car while they did the alignment.

uhh........THAT'S A CORRECT SOLUTION.

well........the only one that doesn't involve a stomach stapling or "killing it with fire."

EDIT: Because this is pissing me off.

Kia claims they are doing whatever they can to help, but it isn't KIA's responsibility to do a damn thing here. The car wasn't designed to carry cattle. I'm sorry, but I have no sympathy for her. She had to have known that getting that big was going to cause herself inconveniences in life. Sorry kid, you gained; you lose.

I used to be heavy too. One day I realized I was getting a little disgusting and I hit the gym. Now I'm good. It wasn't that fucking hard.

I agree with everything. The alignment with her in the car would have helped significantly if not completely fixed the issue. Just like the guy said using the motorcycle example.

I also came to the realization that I was getting too plump (long relationships do that to some people) so I also started hitting the gym. In addition to the gym, no more fast food, stopped eating stupid amounts of shit like cheese and butter. I lost 30lbs last year, going for another 30 this year. ITS NOT FUCKING HARD NO ONE SHOULD BE 400 FUCKING POUNDS!

Also, if you're convinced you SHOULD for whatever fucking reason weigh 400lbs, dont buy a kia rio.
Has anyone else noticed that 90% of small vehicle owners appear to weigh half as much as the vehicle itself?

GT3man2001 02-05-2009 08:34 PM

I agree with the mechanic that they interviewed. Plus, I can't believe she was offended by them asking her to sit in the car for the alignment. If you want a proper alignment, that's the way to do it...

ssmith 02-05-2009 10:42 PM

Wow, that just makes me angry. and seatbelt extenders? god damn.

ScottFW 02-06-2009 12:23 AM

I'm curious exactly how, in her infinite suspension tuning wisdom, she thinks manufacturers should adapt to fat people. They wouldn't sell a single car if they came stock with 1000 lb-in springs.

She is right though, it could have been handled more tactfully. Perhaps the dealership should employ one of those weight guessers from the carnival to hang around the shop full time, to provide the alignment techs with good approximations of how many sandbags to throw in the driver's seat. But that wouldn't accomplish the good that came out of this, which was her realizing that she is, in fact, fat. Maybe this will give her some needed motivation.

johnwag 02-06-2009 12:48 AM

She's probably asked them why the car was sluggish and the brakes didn't seem to work like they should......

Turbo_4 02-06-2009 12:48 AM

And this is America folks, fat people starting to think they have rights to.

gospeed81 02-06-2009 01:10 AM


Originally Posted by lardass
I just got crushed by the whole experience.

no, your car got crushed by it

nicacus 02-06-2009 01:46 AM

The reporters need to do less reporting and more comforting of one another...

ApexOnYou 02-06-2009 01:52 AM

Wow that chick pisses me off. Learn your fucking facts before going and making an ass of yourself on TV.

I agree 100% with the dealership. She would either have to sit in the car, or give up her weight so that they could put proper ballast in while aligning it. It is in no way the manufactures fault. She bought a sub-compact, honestly what does she expect?

I would be PISSED if I was from that dealership and saw that KIA was using me as a scape goat for something that was out of everyone's control, saying that the dealership handled it very poorly. I don't see that ass clown explaining "how it should have been handled". Give me a break.

FYI - Every car manufacture, by law, has to provide 1 free-of-charge seat belt extender when purchased new if the customer requires.

Oscar 02-06-2009 03:00 AM


Originally Posted by nicacus (Post 364254)
The reporters need to do less reporting and more comforting of one another...

+1
would hit both:)

levnubhin 02-06-2009 09:30 AM

I can't even begin how much I want to slap the shit out of that bitch. lay off the fuckin McDonald's bitch.
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hustler 02-06-2009 10:16 AM

dont' buy a kia then...buy a fucking dump truck and a crane to lift your huge ass into it because we don't want you walking around, burning any calories. I wonder how long all that lard/heating oil could power America?


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