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Old 11-22-2009, 07:43 PM   #1
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I see things getting out of hand and I feel there should be some rules applied, possibly if these rules are broken you don't get banned, you just get transfered to M.net.
1) If you ask a question like this for the 1297th time: "what turbo will fit my T2 flanged manifold?"
2) If you ask "is this Rice or Nice?" and then in a response to the thread, you bash "The Fast and Furious" but there's a picture of your car with a huge wing on it.
3) If you ask questions like, "what's e-thugging?"
4) If you think you beat a Ford lightning with a "50 shot of NOS" on your stock car.
Feel free to ad more to the list that everyone gets mixed emotions when seeing...
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Old 11-22-2009, 07:54 PM   #2
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If you really think your STOCK Mazdaspeed MX-5 was able to hang with an Aston Martin V8 Vantage to 120mph
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Old 11-22-2009, 07:56 PM   #3
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How about claiming to run 20 PSI on a T3/T04 on a stock 1.6, with stock injectors, and an Apexi SAFC...
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Old 11-22-2009, 09:15 PM   #4
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1 more, "how does the (insert any aftermarket clutch type here) clutch pedal feel compared to stock?
Answer..."it's fucken stiff, noob."
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"what injectors will work with my car?"
"I plan to run only 6 pounds of boost do i need an intercooler?"
"I just want 30 more hp thats it"
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Old 11-22-2009, 09:36 PM   #6
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I run faster 60' times than anyone at 200whp.

I have reinvented the coolant re-route to be 1000% more efficient.
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Old 11-22-2009, 11:28 PM   #7
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I think #2 is unfair since Sam is actually doing a lot of aero work on his car that may soon be available to the rest of us.

My personal favorites are the new rash of:

"will the turbo be too big/small for me"

and

"look guyths...I made 300+rwhp on my 1.6L but have no proof and can't type a full sentence."
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Old 11-23-2009, 02:09 AM   #8
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I think he WAS talking about me in #2.
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I run faster 60' times than anyone at 200whp.

I have reinvented the coolant re-route to be 1000% more efficient.
2382 posts. All worthless.
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Old 11-23-2009, 10:04 AM   #10
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Hey guys!

Since we're tired of shaking our heads at the m.netters....why don't we just start ******' picking on each other?

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He started it.
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He started it.
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2382 posts. All worthless.
2,383 now, ******!

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Ban anyone that starts a newb bashing thread, or a thread on how to "fix" the issue with the classifieds.
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Better yet...just ban anyone that complains.
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Better yet...just ban anyone that complains.
How about just ban anyone and everyone! then no more complaints.......ever
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Where's Philip?
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Old 11-23-2009, 10:36 PM   #18
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Better yet...just ban anyone that complains.
OK Hitler...
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Ban anyone that's not turbo'd

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Nooooooo!!!!!!!!! I have turbos not attached to anything, does that count?
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