NWS *Mods, this would be fun...* Official Gay Thread Arrggg Matey
 

So I was on this prius forum, trying to post a thread saying what I thought about the prius (not positive things) and being little pansy's they won't let me post what I want so nobody gets upset, then after a couple of pm's their mod sent me this.

"Tell you what...you give me a link to the Car Enthusiast sites you frequent and what your screen name is there and let me e-mail your moderators...I'll ask them if it's OK to have my forums members come there and say what pieces of s**t your Mustang or your Hummer or whatever car you think is the epitome of what a car should be, without moderating what they say. If those moderators agree then I'll let you post whatever you want."

This got me thinking. You mods always just change whatever people say and if a whole bunch of prius people came on here you could have some good fun with them...

Yes this idea is totally retarded, but it would be a bit of a laugh for a while. If everyone thinks this is a bad idea (which it kind of is) then you should all make priuschat accounts and post what you think of the cars on their forums anyways (they can't stop your first posts).

And if you like prius then say so, we could get a little debate going on here.

p.s Please don't ban me :bigtu:

tell them to bring it on :hs:

fuck the prius... the power train design was stolen and Toyota is in court over the intellectual property rights because of it. Not to mention the folks who drive them because of the fuel economy and "small" environmental impact are close minded, small picture, politically inept wankers.

If they decide to bring it on over here... I'll be more than happy to make an account and fuck their ignorant hippie days all up.

This is what I tried to post that got the mod so pissed.

Why did all of you buy prius??

Opposed to popular prius beleif, they are not fast (because they are obese and weigh more than similarly sized cars), not fun to drive (they have soggy suspension and horrible eco-tires).

(my and many other's opinion) They are the worst looking cars on the road and children cry when they see them.

They still can't top some modern diesels for economy, if you care that much about emissions, then why not make petitions to get small diesels in the US instead of waste your money on the first thing with GREEN written on it?

They take immense amounts of energy to be produced (shipping parts all over the globe), and the nickel in the batteries comes from a chemical plant which caused a dead zone.

But most of all, if you really care about the environment why didn't you just keep your old car or get a used one!!!??? No matter how efficient a new car is, you are doing more damage by making a new car than you will do for years driving a conventional gas powered car. Drive cars longer! And that is another shortfall of your beloved prius, batteries don't last forever, and will have to be replaced with new costly and environmentally unfriendly batteries, making this car one of the only ones that has trouble being driven for years to come. In 50 years there will still be modern bmw’s and cars of that sort on the road, but I just can’t see a prius lasting that long.

Hybrids are not the answer, sorry to burst your bubble. The extra weight and resources used to make these makes them a completely impractical and illogical idea. The future is in lightweight cars that still use internal combustion engines but running on the next generation of bio-fuels (not this generation of inefficient fuels that only use small percentages as crops) and even still running on gas (as your prius do! yes they still burn what every other car uses, so not any different).

Hopefully you prius people will read this in full and take into account what I am saying, and not just brush off these ideas.

I even tried to be non-inflammatory and just point out why they are idiots for getting prius.

why don't they ride motorcycles? try 40-80 mpg and a huge decrease in congestion and commute times, now that would really help the environment. the prius still uses the same amount of raw materials to construct, and uses just as much space as any other car.

but yeah, diesel is way more efficient than hybrids. europeans have known that for years.

See! That should be posted on their forums as well, but they don't want to even imagine that they could be wrong, really up their own asses.

Hybrids are fucking gay. Smug ass mother fucking bitches yo. :gay:

I just think it's funny they assume you drive a crustang or H2.

what the prius mod's thinking....listen fonzie if you want to be hot roding around in your mustang/camaro thats your problem.or picking up Hoes in your hummer.but your killing the enviroment and might even have a disease.

yea when you tell them your a miata enthusist,the pepper spray will come out,to this part of the internet.haha.

this will be funny shit.

mmmm my farts smell good.

I say bring em on. I can swing a fucking toyota not knowing shit non effecient design cuase it is 5K lbs mother fucker around so hard he forgets just who's smug he is smelling. Geuss what






















Its my smug bitches :p
Oh and jimb

Richard I think your language skills are digressing.

?? you migth be right gues i need a breack.

lol. First tell me if the McGard nuts are worth it.

I like mine alot the bearing deal makes the nut seat even and has less chance for screw ups. I did have 1 fail on me though, split down the middle but i think i might have overtorqued it or something. 80 lb/ft is just to small a number sometimes. :eek:

Hybrids are the answer... just not gas/electric. I've been working on developing a diesel/hydraulic hybrid for a while now. just don't have the funds for a vehicle to rip apart and install said shit into. Anyone have a geo metro or ford festiva to donate to the 75 mpg project?

Just so everyone knows this is officially the gayest thread yet.

Yes gayer than my cologne and socks threads

thats awesome

Stop making me laugh out loud in the library!

i say we get them over here. but first, mods, can you add a word filter that changes "prius" to "prinus"?

I'm gonna agree that gasoline-* hybrids are the wave of the shmoozer and not hte future. diesel and anything is way better. better direct economy, better overall well-to-wheels efficiency, better smell when it's biodiesel.

but until someone makes a fusion or fission car, i'm not buying in to the alternative nonsense.

Bring those tree hugging hippies on.

Indeed. Philip wanted some controversy, and nothing says "Let's get it on" like a good round of Moderator Wars.

Reminds me of the good ole' BBS days when Sysops and their minions would physically vandalize the telephone wiring of people they didn't like. One event sticks with me... A BBS frequented by particularly snobby and elitist users (like our Prius friends) happened to be run out of the back of a local bookstore, on an Amiga 500. A fellow Sysop friend of mine actually snuck into said back room one bright and cheery morning and emptied an entire bottle of soda into the machine and its external hard drives. As much as I cherished the Amiga platform and hated to see one die, the end of the EggHead BBS (yes, actual name) was savored sweetly. :cool:

start a new subforum, for the smelly sandal wearing bastards

what bothers me most about prius drivers and that they drive in the HOV lane (even when not during HOV times) and drive at least 20mph slower than the speed limit.

thats cause at normal speed thyre milage goes to poop

they can't help that Scott. they're already at WOT.

well it bothers me ok...i dont care the excuse.

It bothers me whoever does it regardless of car. Although i automatically assume its a black woman.

:rofl:
why, are there no asians in chicago?

the prius is a great town car ... its also a little bit gay and just isnt as efficent as drivers would like to think. I rode in one for the first time the other day and for being almost as small as the miata, it had a bigg ass interior and the stereo was pretty good too. It went just fine on the highway and it was nice and quiet. Everything my miata isnt ...

oh and i say bring it on too
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/20...owecollage.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD4rpPkbwIQ

i hate prius owners cuz those cock suckers are the one holding up traffic everywhere whether its in the carpool lane or on the streets. Fuckin cheap skates dont hit the gas to move and i get mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I usually get in front of them and douche them in black smoke.

:rofl:

Better

Not in cars :nono:

We are spared the heavy doses of Prius peeps down here in FL. We still have a lot of necks down here that dont give up the lifted '78 Stepside with Thornbird Superswampers, and thats in the city. We are still a Reublican State that has plenty of drivers with gas hogging beasts, unlike the Socialist State of California.

I just shake my head every time I see a prius drive by. Even a VW Jetta TDI gets better gas mileage, as with any small diesel. In fact, they can average near 40mpg with speeds ranging from 85-100mph, at least in the summer (friend has one, that was a fun road trip). And VWs are really gay!

Wow lots of jewdom in this thread even before loki showed up :gay:

the sabboth is coming up, they won't be posting for a day soon

haha i wasn't even the cheap one here. Sorta funny,but i bet the jews on the board spend more money then the none jews.

sabbath... and yes its time for our weekly baby blood

every friday night till saturday night so they still have all day today and tomorrow to post ;)

interesting sidenote. russell crowe is about 7 blocks from my house right now filming a movie (at eastern market)
http://imdb.com/title/tt0758774/

it's supposed to be set in amsterdam heh.

I have a patient I can't move tomorrow because it's "too close" to the sabbath, wtf?

i think that shits crazy, ppl take shit too literally, but thats the case in every religion.

LoL, well I just tried to go back onto their board to say "bring it on" and they have already banned me! WTF?? They are too fucking pussy to even finish an argument. I'll try to re-register, but if not someone else should register and show them the quote they said about other mods allowing arguments. It would be even better if one of our mods registered on their forum...

Damn it!! You made me go and look! Now I'm even stupider.

So what do you think is better - a Miata or a nice Chlamydia infection?

sweeeeeet.

The thing that gets me is that they don't even get that good of mileage. A diesel Volkswagen is a far better option. 50+ mpg and at least they're torque-monsters, can be fun to drive, and look pretty damn good to boot.

what amazes me about the TDi is they can be quick chipped w/injectors but still get milege when you keep out of it. Neat cars.

I still want a Diesel rabbit or something. I can't afford a newer one. The old ones go for a grand once in a while though.

I know a guy with a 98 Passat wagon TDI, and its chipped/injectors/intake, and its surprisingly quick, and can get 45-48 mpg. The cool thing is not having to downshift when you want to pass. Low end torque is a new concept to me... neat!

ARR!! What are YOU looking at Matey?

http://flamevault.com/~firedog25/oth...nerpiratea.jpg

dude, now that's a package.

I read a couple of threads - best one was about how adding a chassis brace made the Prius handle as well as a CIVIC HYBID.:rofl:

Dream big, I say.

anything > badly made hybrids

wernt there some honda's back in the 80's getting 40-50 mpg?

after 30 more years of development they only come up with the prius?

my buddy has a old old rabbit, dont know the year, it has 40 horses and gets over 70 mpg and his jetta from i think early 90's has 60 horses and it gets 60 mpg. we never have to fill those things up and they make great low end. why would i pay 14 times the price to get somthing that comsumes near the same amount of gas?

after driving a prius i have to say i feel like i am driving a computer around, it even feels retarded behind the wheel, more or less seeing one in your driveway.

everything > prius

My old '77 Civic easily got 33 mpg or more and it only had a 4 speed manual.