I was talking to a friend's female roommate and we got on the topic of marriage, and I said I wasn't really interested in it. She asked me why, and it was quite frustrating to not be able to say the REAL reason

 

Smegma for life.
Dick cheese is my favorite.

 

Lets see. The options are..

A. The molded rotten excretions of a bovine mamary gland

or

B. Oral

Um... Let me think... I'll take B please. Those who take A aren't getting B properly or often enough.

 

it is definitely easier to find and get quality cheese than it is to B

 

oral as in giving or receiving?

 

Next time you are getting head think to yourself, hmmm... would I rather keep doing this or stop to eat some cheese.

Next time you are eating cheese thing to yourself, hmmm... would I rather finish this cheese or get head?

You can teach someone to give good head, cheese not so much.

 

 

Let's see... eating rotten milk or getting a *******?

This would be a no-brainer for me even if I <i>weren't</i> lactose intolerant.

 

hellava lot cheaper too

 

without the bj you've still got two holes to fill. No cheese would be tough. I loves me some brie.

 

**** it, I could live with handjobs and *****.

 

The 1st post said all forms. I'm guessing that means both.

 

id give up oral. cheese ftw!

 

can someone make this thread a poll for gods sake!

 

...Grandpa?!?

 

as hard as it would be i'm gonna have to say i'd give up oral.
cheese would be almost impossible to give up, it's everwhere!

this letter will self destruct in 30 seconds, wife cannot see this, girlfriend either

 

Cheese FTW! Besides, in my experience, after being w/the same chick for a while, the oral stops happening anyways. Also, I live in WI and the cheese is the best part about this place.

 

cheese doesn't ask you how close you are to finishing either, so that's a plus in the cheese department.

 

Thank you for the new sig quote.

 

if the BJs are halfassed then I say cheese hands down. If it were epic BJs then I'd have to think for a while.