The Odd Behavior Thread
08-17-2012, 12:25 PM
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public restroom tip #312:
you're installing the *** gasket the wrong way. This is the correct way to avoid the inevitable streak-and-tickle of having the center part in the rear:
you're installing the *** gasket the wrong way. This is the correct way to avoid the inevitable streak-and-tickle of having the center part in the rear:
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08-17-2012, 12:26 PM
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stolen from who cares:
Ghost poo
That's the kind where you feel the poo come out, have poo on the toilet paper, but there is no poo in the toilet.
Clean poo
The kind where you poo it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Second Wave poo
It happens when you're done pooing, you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realise that you have to poo some more.
Brain Hemorrage poo
Also known as "Pop a vein in your forehead " poo. the kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.
Sweetcorn poo
Self Explanatory
Log poo
The kind of poo that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush
Drinkers poo
That is the kind of poo that you have the morning after a long night of drinking - its most noticeable trait is the skid marks left on the bottom of the toilet .
"Gee I wish I could poo" poo
Its the kind of poo where you want to poo, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap poo
That's the one where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks poo Also known as "The Power dump"
That's the kind that comes out of your *** so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
Liquid poo
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, spashes all over the inside of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
Mexican Food poo
A class all its own
The Crowd Pleaser
This poo is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone.
Mood Enhancer
This poo occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, allowing you to be your old self again.
The Ritual
This poo occurs at the same time time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper
Guiness Book of Records poo
A poo so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations
The aftershock poo
This poo has an odour so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.
The Honeymoons over poo
This is any poo created in the presence of another person.
Groaner
Apoo so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance
Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this poo has been known to resurface after many flushes
Ranger
A poo which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper
Phantom poo
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit putting it there
Peek-a-boo-poo
Now you see it, now you don't. this poo is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control
The bombshell
A poo that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poo (i.e. during love making or a root canal) or you are nowhere near pooing facilities.
Snake Charmer
A long skinny poo which has managed to coil into a frightening position - usually harmless Olympic poo This poo occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinkers poo.
Ghost poo
That's the kind where you feel the poo come out, have poo on the toilet paper, but there is no poo in the toilet.
Clean poo
The kind where you poo it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Second Wave poo
It happens when you're done pooing, you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realise that you have to poo some more.
Brain Hemorrage poo
Also known as "Pop a vein in your forehead " poo. the kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.
Sweetcorn poo
Self Explanatory
Log poo
The kind of poo that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush
Drinkers poo
That is the kind of poo that you have the morning after a long night of drinking - its most noticeable trait is the skid marks left on the bottom of the toilet .
"Gee I wish I could poo" poo
Its the kind of poo where you want to poo, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap poo
That's the one where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks poo Also known as "The Power dump"
That's the kind that comes out of your *** so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
Liquid poo
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, spashes all over the inside of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
Mexican Food poo
A class all its own
The Crowd Pleaser
This poo is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone.
Mood Enhancer
This poo occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, allowing you to be your old self again.
The Ritual
This poo occurs at the same time time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper
Guiness Book of Records poo
A poo so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations
The aftershock poo
This poo has an odour so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.
The Honeymoons over poo
This is any poo created in the presence of another person.
Groaner
Apoo so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance
Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this poo has been known to resurface after many flushes
Ranger
A poo which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper
Phantom poo
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit putting it there
Peek-a-boo-poo
Now you see it, now you don't. this poo is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control
The bombshell
A poo that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poo (i.e. during love making or a root canal) or you are nowhere near pooing facilities.
Snake Charmer
A long skinny poo which has managed to coil into a frightening position - usually harmless Olympic poo This poo occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinkers poo.
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08-17-2012, 12:30 PM
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I like to refer to the "Clean Poo" as the Immaculate Dump. Comes out quickly, is solid and substantial, but requires no clean-up.
Also they left off whatever you'd call the pneumatic poo. that's the solid poo ball that is propelled out your *** by a blast of fart.
Also they left off whatever you'd call the pneumatic poo. that's the solid poo ball that is propelled out your *** by a blast of fart.
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08-17-2012, 01:12 PM
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Blood in poo can mean a couple different things. Again, color matters. Bright red blood means it's very close to the anus, like a sore on your bottom, or hemorrhoids. Darker blood or black poo has essentially been "mixed" with poo along your digestive tract, and can be an indication of a much more serious GI bleed. If it continues, I'd get it checked out ASAP. Especially if it seems to come with looser stools (again, all about the consistency). Your stomach and bowel do NOT like blood. Enough of it, and you'll vomit (upper GIB), or have very black, loose stools (lower GIB).
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