My girlfriend named my car "The ******* Miata". Not because of activities that (don't) happen in it, but because she resented me buying it in the first place. Does that count as gay?

-Mike

 

Did you name your dog <G>?

 

There's a huge difference between naming an pet and naming an inanimate object. It's not like a guitar or car will respond to you when you call it.

 

I think we should all band together and say the stupidest names for out miatas till someone calls us out for having stupid car names.

 

Why do all the moderators over there have their pic in the avatar spot? That is gay! Its pretty fd up that they violate our freedom of speech!
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I got tazed in there earlier

 

we had named my svt focus i had the "fuckus" cause ford definitely fucked us on that one..

 

Ah, I get it! That is why the town I live in doesn't have a name, because it won't respond when I call it.

 

Does calling it "the little head" count?

 

From what I've seen....M.net is bloody GAY !

 

I must be gay-er than gay.

Someone named my car 'princess'. I haven't changed it.

I named my boyfriends car 'Aggie'. Darn thing is a lava orange MSM. It needed to fit in.
Stephanie

 

I can't wait to get the snail in "snuggles," the Miata that loves macramé!!!

 

That’s funny. My Girl Friend also named my car, “The Bitch” as she calls it. She says it’s the “other woman" in my life and that I spend more time and money on her.

 

:gay:

 

I don't know about you guys but my car knows not to **** with me and does as it is told cause it knows i will dissmantle it and sell the viable parts to you guys if it becomes to much trouble. Smart car knows who weilds the wrench

 

You know something that pisses me off just as bad as naming your car?

Every time you refer to your car, instead of using "it", you use "she" or "her".

ex: "Yup, went 'round that corner and she tried to bite me. Her *** end was all over the other lane, I tell you whut."