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Old 09-28-2007, 11:13 AM   #1
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I've found that the girls who go to typical internet guy hangouts are attention grabbing succubus ******. On the DSM boards we had (and still have) this dumb, FAT bitch that never owned a DSM and has met maybe 20 DSM guys across the country and is confirmed to have slept with at least two. It's common knowledge now that she was a sea cow but for years all she showed were extreme above angle pictures that hid her double chin and anything below her immense, saggy ****. One guy who she went to visit said she showed up at his door and could barely fit through it. Last I heard she'd "lost a lot of weight and is almost skinny" so that probably means she's finally down to size 16. Vomit.

If you're a girl on an all guy bulletin board I'm going to assume you want everyone to ask if you're single and for nudes. Which is why I completely ignore every girl on these car boards. They can **** off.
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:37 PM   #5
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Heh. Xkcd is probably my favorite webcomic.
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Internet Relay Chat, Damn that brings back memories of spending 20 hours a day chatting.
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Old 09-28-2007, 02:09 PM   #7
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Internet Relay Chat, Damn that brings back memories of spending 20 hours a day chatting.
err I met my gf on irc?
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Reminds me of the bust shows here they catch the molesters coming to have sex with some ripe underage girl they met online. Man those shows are crazy, i can't believe the kinds of people that showed up. Heck one was a prominent surgeon for hecks sake.

I met one of my ex-g/fs on myspace. She added me, i swear.
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IRC.. wow.

it's the reason why i got a "C" in statistics in college. i did meet coupla "chics" (same school) thru our campus' irc server tho. they were all normal.
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Reminds me of the bust shows here they catch the molesters coming to have sex with some ripe underage girl they met online. Man those shows are crazy, i can't believe the kinds of people that showed up. Heck one was a prominent surgeon for hecks sake.

I met one of my ex-g/fs on myspace. She added me, i swear.
dateline?
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To Catch A Predator?
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all those dudes look extremely sick in the head...
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Yeah, Dateline and To Catch a Pred both.
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