Offer to take family member to lunch
 

argue with them about why you aren’t taking them out to lunch near their house.

My parents eat lunch at 10:30am, lol.

haha, fuck that. I would be like fine, if you want lunch near your house, then you pay.

What's funny is I wait till my family offers to take ME to lunch/dinner, then I always sugget places close to me... so yeah, don't have any empathy for you Rick.

My parents are check-splitting motherfuckers.

I always order tons of food and take home leftovers to eat again the next night.

I know how to stretch a buck.

"taking my family members to lunch" in my family means driving to their house and walking to the kitchen with them lol

Best part is i offered to go to their favorite spot, not even mine. Only real luxury was its close to my house... like I knew they weren't at work today.

So many people in the last year have turned out to be complete retards. Maybe I am just getting older and more impatient or the retardation has hit max level red and my head is about to explode.

First world problem?

You're becoming a grumpy old man...

...next you'll make a thread about the damn hooligan kids that won't stay off your lawn and how viagra just doesn't do it for you anymore.

:giggle:

ftfy

teehee

its true, whenever the local gang meets for beer, I walk to the place :)

You won't drive outside the beltway, it pisses Ed off every time.

maybe i will once i move outside the beltway.

wut u did tharr, i seez it

guess you'll never see me again unless it's during my work hours.