argue with them about why you aren’t taking them out to lunch near their house.

 

My parents eat lunch at 10:30am, lol.

 

haha, **** that. I would be like fine, if you want lunch near your house, then you pay.

 

What's funny is I wait till my family offers to take ME to lunch/dinner, then I always sugget places close to me... so yeah, don't have any empathy for you Rick.

 

My parents are check-splitting *************.

 

I always order tons of food and take home leftovers to eat again the next night.

I know how to stretch a buck.

 

"taking my family members to lunch" in my family means driving to their house and walking to the kitchen with them lol

 

Best part is i offered to go to their favorite spot, not even mine. Only real luxury was its close to my house... like I knew they weren't at work today.

So many people in the last year have turned out to be complete retards. Maybe I am just getting older and more impatient or the retardation has hit max level red and my head is about to explode.

 

First world problem?

 

You're becoming a grumpy old man...

...next you'll make a thread about the damn hooligan kids that won't stay off your lawn and how viagra just doesn't do it for you anymore.

 

ftfy

 

teehee

 

its true, whenever the local gang meets for beer, I walk to the place

 

You won't drive outside the beltway, it pisses Ed off every time.

 

maybe i will once i move outside the beltway.

 

wut u did tharr, i seez it

 

guess you'll never see me again unless it's during my work hours.