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Old 09-26-2009, 08:55 PM   #1
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Default Oh it sucks to know that you'll be physically sick within a few hours- oh ****.

So after working out in the garage most of the afternoon, I come in to make a yummy turkey sandwich. Grab the bread, turkey and some honey mustard and go to ******* town stacking up a SILF. So halfway through my well0deserved SILF, I decide I want a beer. While in the kitchen, I happen to glance at the container the turkey was in..and is now sitting on the counter by the garbage can.....and it said..... JULY 17 2009.

****. I am soooooo going to ******* die. I ate that ****...albeit only half a sandsich...but I put enough meat on that bitch to make 524 sandwiches for starving African children...so it was really like I and one sandwiches worth of turkey in that "half" I had already eaten.

I mean, as I was making that hoe I was eating some of the turkey and it smelled/tasted pretty normal.....

So i've taken up drinking a couple more beers and a nice large glass of Firefly in hopes I kill and toxic bacteria that was previously consumed.

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Drink a bottle of pepto now, it should save you from the explosive diarrhea.
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i bet you'll be fine
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No Pepto in the house... and my car in not drivable right now and my GF isn;t here..... so i'm SOL on being stick in here for a few more hours.
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Og the more I drink...the less I cares/.
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Drink more and puke up the bad stuff!
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July 17, wow thats some powerful preservatives. if it smelled ok its probably ok. but you should get your stomach pumped anyway.
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fiuck thatr....I don;t have awayt to the ER....I'd have to call am wabulance to get there as I have no way to leave thehouse right now... i'm not payiong for a ******* $500 ambulance ride.....mother fucckas. Time for another glass of votka.
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Drink more and puke up the bad stuff!
I don'te puke easilty fro mdrinking...not like im a regualt drunk...but I manage to hold my **** :(
I f I wewe out at a party or sumthing and runing around like a dipshits, I would get sticks as druinking + being overly physically activ = not so good.....but the most physical aticity I can get right now is watching **** and roloing one out.
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Stop typing and drink more! MORE! MOARRRR!
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I don'te puke easilty fro mdrinking...not like im a regualt drunk...but I manage to hold my **** :(
I f I wewe out at a party or sumthing and runing around like a dipshits, I would get sticks as druinking + being overly physically activ = not so good.....but the most physical aticity I can get right now is watching **** and roloing one out.
Quoted to remind you what you REALLY typed after the sober editing tomorrow.
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I don'te puke easilty fro mdrinking...not like im a regualt drunk...but I manage to hold my **** :(
Your grammar however, seems to have gone by the wayside.

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but the most physical aticity I can get right now is watching **** and roloing one out.
Quite possibly the greatest example of TMI I have ever seen.
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Oi...I really awanty a damn cigerette but H ave none here...****.. and none of my friends are near by and can atke me to the gas station to gra b a pack. Oh well... more driunks?>
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OK.. i HAS a question. Since firefly is just a flavored vodka and vomka is suppsed to teken in shots.... it's bad to drink hole glasses of it at a time? hell it's just like tes with a little extra kick...thats why I drink it right out of the bottle in a glass with a fe wise cubes to keep it cold.
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Real men drink liquor from a glass. Women drink it in shots.
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well in that casel....
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I would think you would be fine from the turkey, however, the braincells youre killing are gone forever.
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Later when you GF comes home and you are too drink to get it up. I'll swoop in to sooth her yearning.
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i still have some FIrefly lef.t...and a couople bottle of Kaluah...

The glass of firfly pure I jsut purued


and the date of that adma turkwys..hahaha it loos liek that xhit expired in 2005 ...but i trust you..it' says 2009.

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That stuff is great. Mixed 50/50 with water it tasted just like sweet tea.
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