only 1109 posts left
 

now 1108 posts the suspense is killing me.:dancegay:

1107

for waht?

Where have you been man?
https://www.miataturbo.net/forums/showthread.php?t=4841

the better quesiton, where have you been?

https://www.miataturbo.net/forums/showthread.php?t=4988

ps thanks for the link :)

you beat me to it loki i was just gonna tell him how dumd his Q was

you mean 1880 :confused:

shh i was hoping they would catch on by themselves doesnt seem that there are many math majors here:gay:

i hate math. i never took a math class in college. or a real science class. i'm in grad school and still hate math.

NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us", Gonzalez said."They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.

getting close though :x:

But 50,000 - 48,189 isn't hard.

must be for some :gay:

I would have had to use a calculator. Or written it out by hand.

still. it's not calculus.

Calculus I can do in my head, mostly derivatives along with most simple integrations.

quantum physics?

Did a little bit of that in Chem, but no, not in my head.

alright then

ah math.my freshman year in highschool,the teacher would move all the chairs to the side and pull the blinds down and play handball against the chalkboard.then rap the latest emienem song and be taking zanax.i passed his class because i bought him cookies.i believe now hes serving time for coke possesion and having a loaded magnum under his seats(no guns in new york city area allowed).i told my mom the guy was crazy and looked like doc.

We used to have a teacher in jr high that would drink vodka in the closet. Literally, stop teaching walk into the closet then come out stinking of booze. We used to wait till she was tipsy then fuck with her. She was convinced the TV was solar powered cause it kept coming off and on by itself.

I would think by monday we'll hit 50k.

hopefully not, I dont post a lot on the weekends ;)

Sure would be cool if I had 50 posts by then...

Oops, now I'm one closer.

ya me too, I'd have to do a lot of trolling to get to 50 in time. oh well

well, hang around for 100k :dunno:

this competition was a great idea phillip. :bigtu:

couldn't have happened without olderguy and wideopentuning's generosity :bowdown:

or yours of hosting us dips maybe if we brought that robert f milbert guy over here i sounds real nice never seen anywhere he posted but he could be fun? jk.

It's ACTUALLY 1109 left now



Well, 1108 now, but hey

some one who can count quick get him over to m.net

One less to go now

now you guys get it. you still need 43 more posts joey

just over 500 to go, definitely monday or tuesday.

not if i can help it

uh since when is 796 a little over 500.

when you're rounding up with only one significant digit. :p

hey did he stop the counter from showing the real number very sneaky phillip

whoops never mind 790

since I said it was.

someone doesn't want to be able to post from now until after 50k :gay: :rly:

please dont i get enough problems being on dial up that one week i couldnt even log o and thought i wsa banned sucked. this is to much fun though. if you say 796 is close to 500 then we have 387 now. :P

Im gonna post every second for the next Hour and half creating a hurricane of durnken brilliance that will make people millions of dollars with creative synergy that will solve complex process specfiific issues preventing clients from seeing the full potential of avialbe resources.

Seriously Im like Nostra Damus

what notorrius dumbass yeah i have been called that to :gay:

Damn, not much time to get my count up to 50! I still want to win, LMAO.

Mark

less than 300

If say........100 more of you guys will buy my progressive kits I will up my donation to a brand new GT3071R and Flipside tubular manifold:)

What are your progressive Kits? I already have bought from you over the past 3 months - GT2560R and a bunch of silicone and other bits! Whats another thing between fri - er customer and retailer?

I am the guy you shiped to in Barbados!

DB

I didn't sell a turbo to anyone. You actually have to order though me to get a good deal...not just name drop at ATP:)

Progressive Kit http://www.alcohol-injection.com/uni...-kit-p-12.html

$250 shipped for the miata boys.

haha its a posting race now

a race i love a race carbohydrates are important and stretching

PASTA baby! Thats the carbs! Yeah...

Oh, and one post closer!

DB

great i am probably going to be busy at work when it happens

so lets get it over with quick everyone post three times. LOL

does anyone else have the feeling were pathetic?

barely over 100

really???
now one less

we arent pathetic just cheap

100 to go.. err well 99 now!

:rly:

90, told you it'd happen monday