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Old 10-02-2010, 03:14 AM   #1
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Okay, does this happen to anyone...basically a sharp pain so intense where you can almost cry, you squeeze your butt cheeks together to the point where you're on your tippie toes, this pain is originating from what seems to be near my *******, but it's an internal pain it seems. (No homo and semi serious) I get this pain every once in a great while.


EDIT: I guess it is called a Proctalgia Fugax http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proctalgia_fugax
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Old 10-02-2010, 03:21 AM   #2
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The pain is sometimes described as an "---- charlie horse," an ---- cramp, an ---- spasm, a Dani spasm, or repeated spasms of the anus.

lol that is pretty humorous, but that sucks dude.
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Old 10-02-2010, 03:28 AM   #3
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that **** happens to me, it is teh suck! specially when your in a group of people or in front of people you dont know and it happens!
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It only happens to me when I don't let myself ****
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Is this part of our forum indexed by Google? I foresee a whole bunch of lol coming out of this thread.
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Sorry OP. I will ease into you next time
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Wiki says to smoke pot. Do it.
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I must refrain.
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dude, ---- sex requires some kind of lube. preferably the kind that desensitizes the rectum.
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Old 10-02-2010, 08:18 AM   #10
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It only happens to me when I don't let myself ****
Being the poo king as I am, I get this quite often actually. It's always when I have held my **** too long or I am constipated.
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This could be related to increased use of Paypal.
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It has nothing to do with me holding my ****, it just happens randomly and it feels like I have to ****...seriously worst pain sometimes I have ever experienced.


Paypal could be the cause of this...lol
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Old 10-02-2010, 02:32 PM   #13
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dude, ---- sex requires some kind of lube. preferably the kind that desensitizes the rectum.

Wait, desensitizes? Wouldn't you want to feel it if you engaged in that sort of thing? ... Unless you were getting raped. But then you wouldn't really have a choice.

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Artech must love seeing his ad at the top of this thread.
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Old 10-02-2010, 04:59 PM   #15
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Rather than ask this on a miata forum, why not just schedule an appointment with a Dr. In my line of business.....You'd be surprised how many people would be treated curative instead of palliative had they just gone to the see a Dr. when the symptoms came about.
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^^ I already found out what it is, I am not worried. I just wondered if this happens to anyone on here lol...
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Ok. I wasn't trying to be a dick. I recommend to anyone that has anything out of the ordinary to go see a Dr. The body is pretty good about giving warning signs.
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^ agreed. if you are at all concerned, just go see a doctor.
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Let a man open that muscle for you.
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