photshop request: jolly roger
 

can someone remove the skull and put the outline of a miata there? That might be cool, right?
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http://www.pirategolf.com/images/pg_logos/skull1.jpg
:giggle:

After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from Wayport, effective August 15, 2008.

Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for you as a manager and colleague, and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for Wayport over the past eight years; it has been a journey that has provided me with an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities.

As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure.

Our path may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that Wayport provides, but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling.

Please note that I am currently accepting applications for First Officer, if you are at all interested in applying. I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets.

Word. Quartermaster?

I wanna shoot the cannons!

I fail pretty hardcore

this is the gayest thread on here at the moment

good try, you're getting there. Someone has a 2 color profile of a miata floating around. I think this would make an awesome av.

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/248...gercopyyd0.jpg

For my good ole friend hustler

Or perhaps this one?


http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1...ercopy2zu8.jpg

Keel Haul the Bastard ------ry.
Lash Hustler to the Yard Arm.......
"Super Gay"

that would be bad ass if it were an NA.

I'm about to introduce the barnacles on my nuts to your girlfriend's chin.

ill do an NA one after i eat dinner!

Why would you do that when I know "Felching" your boyfriend is your favorite pastime :bowrofl:
You'll gag when you read it.

yeah I suck, I just went real quick and did a capture on SamS's sig and messed with it in ms paint. My laptop is too slow to run photoshop, plus I suck at that even worse.

LOL, Hustler's grabbing a straw!

Tossed Salad Anyone?

LMAO!

no, I'm familiar with felching...I ran a gay bar for a year, lol. The owners were 55 and 70 years old, handballers, and loved water sports. Richard had a great quote one night, "my idea of safe sex is...with a glove (motions up to the elbow)". lol

that shit needs a head-on view of the NA with one black headlight cover on a white car. GET IT?

Felching is some sick shit. When your done with the straw, you swap it to the other person orally. GAGGERS

a straw is used for shrimping. Felching requires no special equipment.

oh fuck yes. Good call.

After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from Wayport, effective August 15, 2008.

Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for you as a manager and colleague, and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for Wayport over the past eight years; it has been a journey that has provided me with an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities.

As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure.

Our path may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that Wayport provides, but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling.

Please note that I am currently accepting applications for First Officer, if you are at all interested in applying. I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets.

You mean - " Shrimpin' "
All of it's sick shit :giggle:

i could post something so fucking sick and twisted that it made gag the first time I read it, but I'd rather keep this thread open so I can get the "miata roger" flag.

Good Luck Hustler --
Me's gotta get up early tomorrow --- We have "fay" blowin this way and it gets busy at work......

Like this? It is pretty sweet.

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oh fuck yes. Thanks.

and now you have a scheme for your new paintjob. just the "strap" stripe across the hood to hold the eyepatch on.... yayyyy

LOL, wish I could upload that to Halo :giggle:

I like it, good job on the PS!

Win!

huh. now if someone actually printed those. I actually have the first posted jolly roger right above my exhaust. I'd totally take the skull off and put a miata there if someone printed em up.

ok but before anyone prints em, we need a higher angle view of the NA so you can actually see the headlight cover. call me picky.

Nah I agree new one is needed. Higher angle also won't make it look like 4 x 4 ride height status.

needs wider tires and a r-pack lip too.

Maybe animate it, so the headlights flip up and down like the "Miata Wave" :bowrofl: on m.net!

Anyone have a better picture? I tried to find one really quick last night with the R lip but couldn't. If someone has a better angle I can redo it.

Also, instead of swords it needs pistons/rods.

while pistons and rods might be cool. they might end up detracting from the overall understanding of the image. change a iconographic image too much and it becomes unrecognizable.

If one were to change the swords or cross bones. it'd be better to do crossed wrenches. That way it retains the same shape.

pistons/rods = automotive technician
swords = swashbuckling corsair

I'll take the letter option, and subsequently your girlfriend.

I'm just glad you are sticking with the swords and not two cocks rubbing each other.

I do hear that the hustler likes a good "sword fight".

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