can someone remove the skull and put the outline of a miata there? That might be cool, right?

 

 

After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from Wayport, effective August 15, 2008.

Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for you as a manager and colleague, and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for Wayport over the past eight years; it has been a journey that has provided me with an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities.

As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure.

Our path may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that Wayport provides, but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling.

Please note that I am currently accepting applications for First Officer, if you are at all interested in applying. I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets.

 

Word. Quartermaster?

 

I wanna shoot the cannons!

 

 

I fail pretty hardcore

 

this is the gayest thread on here at the moment

 

good try, you're getting there. Someone has a 2 color profile of a miata floating around. I think this would make an awesome av.

 

For my good ole friend hustler

 

Or perhaps this one?

 

Keel Haul the Bastard ------ry.
Lash Hustler to the Yard Arm.......
"Super Gay"

 

that would be bad *** if it were an NA.

 

I'm about to introduce the barnacles on my nuts to your girlfriend's chin.

 

ill do an NA one after i eat dinner!

 

Why would you do that when I know "Felching" your boyfriend is your favorite pastime
You'll gag when you read it.

 

yeah I suck, I just went real quick and did a capture on SamS's sig and messed with it in ms paint. My laptop is too slow to run photoshop, plus I suck at that even worse.

 

LOL, Hustler's grabbing a straw!

Tossed Salad Anyone?

LMAO!

 

no, I'm familiar with felching...I ran a gay bar for a year, lol. The owners were 55 and 70 years old, handballers, and loved water sports. Richard had a great quote one night, "my idea of safe sex is...with a glove (motions up to the elbow)". lol

 

that **** needs a head-on view of the NA with one black headlight cover on a white car. GET IT?