this pic demands it's own thread

The Hustler was devised in 1978, having been penned by William Towns (of Aston Martin and Jaguar fame). It was built around a pair of Mini sub-frames, connected by a low-slung monocoque floorpan. The exterior was a mix of glass, plywood and fibreglass while a couple of canteen chairs could be found in the quirky interior. Over a ten-year period a couple of hundred were sold in kit form. While this one has a 1.3-litre petrol engine, apparently Towns was responsible for making one with a 5.3-litre Jag engine.
The Hustler History
I'd drive one
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Ok ************, you've officially pushed me over the edge. Unfortunately for you, I just finished up a 1-year deployment at Gitmo as the head waterboard adminstrator. I spent just about all day, every day "coercing" sad ************* like yourself, on their back, pouring water on their faces...however I'm done with that now and never looking back. I'm at a place in my life where I need to defy convention, forge a new path to glory, and that all starts with you. Apparently you think you can act like a bitch to me because you think you're some kind of bad-*** on here. What make you think I wouldn't lean down and scrape you off the bottom of my shoe? We both know that you're just another chicken **** ------ who wouldn't have the ***** to say that to my face. I'd kick your *** just like I do all the other ------s. I'd ******* stomp you. Its a good thing you're on the internet and I can't do anything. Its not like I used my security clearance to get your IP, and I'm waiting outside your house right now. Maybe I'm waiting outside burgerking, where you're a "fry technician." Or even worse, maybe I'm in your girlfriends house, making her most cherished dream come true...the orgasm her BF could never give her, 10x over. I told her I wouldn't tell anyone about your "babydick" which only gets half-hard. That's tough dude, sorry to hear about it. Maybe, if you stop talking **** to the people who make the world turn, your little dick might grow into something a woman could appreciate. ------.
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My car is actually one of the nicest, cleanest miatas I've seen. Keep talking **** ************. You might just end up strapped to a board with water in your face. Remember, its coercion.
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You losers may talk **** about the car that set the benchmark for players across the world. Notice, this pimp has a remarkably attractive bird at the wheel, obviously submitting to his masculinity, and her desire to please and facilitate her man. Obviously this ganxter keeps a strong pimp-hand, and his bitch is happy to obey his command.
Wow. I'd like to see what #2 in this series is.










