About 5 years ago, I was flying off the coast of Alaska for an ex called Northern Edge. We'd been airborne about 45 minutes waiting for the F-15's to show up and get their asses kicked by our Hornets. When they failed to show and were nowhere on radar, we called back to the ship who then contacted the beach and discovered that the F-15's weren't coming today.
Why do you ask? "Because the seas are too rough" they said. I had access to the Air Force squadrons base frequency and managed to get ahold of an honest-to-God F-15 pilot... he told me, "Our planes can't fly over the water when the waves get above 10feet because our survival rafts might take on water if we have to eject." This was when I decided that the entire Air Force was a bunch of fags. |
Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 821561)
trying to decide if this thread is even worthy of shitting on
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maybe he's sensitive because its true?
I'd be pissed if my mom took it in the ass from a sailor just sayin sam could be his dad |
Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
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Originally Posted by 2Bit
(Post 821566)
---- away 12,000 posts. Everything here is clearly out of my control. I've only been on here for like a week of course I haven't added anything of use to the forum yet. I'll just stop posting now. Clearly sharks are out in force tonight. But I refuse to leave.
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Originally Posted by tasty danish
(Post 821564)
Yes, one sided hate because one guy made a "your mom" joke and you got bent out of shape. Aka: whiny bitch.
You've been lurking on here and haven't heard a your mom joke? no no no, scratch that, you're an E5 and have that thin of skin? I wasn't going to generalize but maybe you are pansies in the AF... I can't imagine how ANYBODY could spend an appreciable amount of time doing what we do and get so bent out of shape. |
Chair force
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Originally Posted by 2Bit
(Post 821573)
Alright, I'm an E-4, putting on E-5 later this year, I HAVEN'T gotten bent out of shape until just now. Keep talking all that ----. It's fine I'm done posting temporarily to keep from destroying any little bit of image i have left.
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Originally Posted by 2Bit
(Post 821548)
I have NEVER seen an air force pilot wear a scarf or iron their flightsuit lol and used to see a minimum of 4 of them taking our 15s up. That's a funny write up though only slightly biased :giggle:
I remember flying down to Homestead AFB (yes, I'm old) one day to be an aggressor for an F-15 squadron. My wingman and I had just gotten off a long cruise, and were enjoying a little South Florida flying. I was certain that Homestead had to be kind of a "home port" for a little down time between deployments, kind of like Cecil Field was for us. So, yucking it up with the AF boys (seriously -- they were wearing ascots), I asked them where they deployed. They informed me they were deployed. Their job was to protect South Florida from Cuban aggression. I think I laughed out loud. My wingman told me to shutup. You see, even in the 1980s I was displaying the smart assery that is finally serving me well as a senior member of MT. So, Sam, you're at NAS New Orleans? What on earth are you doing there? I thought that was all reserve stuff. Hey, wait, isn't this thread about cars? |
this thread is about e-peepees
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Originally Posted by 2Bit
(Post 821573)
Alright, I'm an E-4, putting on E-5 later this year, I HAVEN'T gotten bent out of shape until just now. Keep talking all that ----. It's fine I'm done posting temporarily to keep from destroying any little bit of image i have left.
Some people just get it, some just don't. Did you really need to correct me on your rank? That kind of unnecessary crap is pretty much what everyone is riding you about. What did you prove in saying "oh no, I'm ACTUALLY an e-4" ? Who's talking ----? I'm one of the few trying to level with you. |
had to google "ascot" crew signing in :giggle:
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air force motard hornetball ascots |
Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
(Post 821512)
Does this mean your in the Navy?
Also what is nice is all the branches INCLUDING the officers are in the same physical class room. So basically the officer above you at some point has the exact same training as you. Not "I got a degree in writing and now I get to lead SF to their death" officers I had. In a nut shell |
Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
(Post 821581)
I had a different definition of what it means to be motarted in my head.
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Originally Posted by tasty danish
(Post 821583)
there are many ways to be such. I would consider enforcing military values and courtesy in a car forum to be one such way.
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E4=Senior Airman
Line number for staff=E4 (Not E5) Your not E5 until you've sewn on, got paid for it, and made your first airman cry in his lunch. ^for the none Mil people |
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Originally Posted by hornetball
(Post 821576)
So, Sam, you're at NAS New Orleans? What on earth are you doing there? I thought that was all reserve stuff.
I managed to get all my bonus checks and and the wife is stoked that I'm gonna be home a lot more than if I'd done my Department Head tour in a fleet squadron. I'm not planning on doing any more than 20yrs, and the pay difference between 04/05 at 20yrs is like $300 mo... not worth it to break my ass for that. Hopefully it's back to VaBch after this tour so I can buy another house and finally put down a stake... 5 moves in 6 years is rough on the kids. Attachment 186099 |
Originally Posted by GeneSplicer
(Post 821306)
Owned:OP's mom
Bought her off GeneSplicer after OP insisted he doesn't get butt hurt. |
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