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Originally Posted by GatorCountry.com

The Gators football season will be here before you know it, and when it arrives, you’ll see some new faces in the Orange and Blue. GatorCountry.com is taking a few minutes to talk to each of the incoming freshmen, so we can all get to know these guys we’ll see on the field in the Fall.

Name: Ja’Juan Story
Position: Wide Receiver
Height: 6’4
Weight: 192
Hometown: Brookesville, Florida
High School: Nature Coast Technical High School

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Q: What’s your favorite pre-game ritual?

A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.

Q: That’s your FAVORITE pregame ritual?

A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.

Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story right?

A: Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.

that's pretty solid.

you are a gator fan, yeats? I thought you were a commifornian

I use to also take a pee right before a rugby game, like literally my coach would yell at me because the game was about to start. I still pee before I run a race, before I go running, before I go to the gym. What he is saying is not weird at all.

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Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 729768)

you are a gator fan, yeats? I thought you were a commifornian

no, i'm not a gator fan. I'm fan of doodoo and katy perry.

Kinda like my cat, after a litter box session she's off the wall batshit insane with the running and the energy and the Jello Pudding...

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Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 729768)

you are a gator fan, yeats? I thought you were a commifornian

So, folks who choose to live in the state with the best driving roads in the country can't also have paid their dues at Ye Olde' Hogtowne?

That's some seriously prejudiced shit, right there.

Fuck'n cracker-ass bitch...

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 729864)

gotta pay to drive the 'ring too

Back in high school, there was this wrestler who would puke into the garbage can in the gym right before his match started. The crowd would go crazy then he would usually win.

On another note, listening to katy perry gives me diarrhea.

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Originally Posted by y8s (Post 729824)

no, i'm not a gator fan. I'm fan of doodoo and katy perry.

We have many of the same interests. We should be FB friends.

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 729864)

Take it easy or I won't tell you about the goings-on at good ol' Turlington.