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Old 05-21-2011, 11:15 AM   #1
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The Gators football season will be here before you know it, and when it arrives, youíll see some new faces in the Orange and Blue. GatorCountry.com is taking a few minutes to talk to each of the incoming freshmen, so we can all get to know these guys weíll see on the field in the Fall.

Name: JaíJuan Story
Position: Wide Receiver
Height: 6í4
Weight: 192
Hometown: Brookesville, Florida
High School: Nature Coast Technical High School

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Q: Whatís your favorite pre-game ritual?

A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.

Q: Thatís your FAVORITE pregame ritual?

A: Well, thatís the only thing I do. Thatís one thing I have to do before every game, or I wonít feel energy, and Iíll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so thatís what I do.

Q: You know Iím going to write this in a story right?

A: Well, I mean, thatís what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.
that's pretty solid.
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you are a gator fan, yeats? I thought you were a commifornian
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I use to also take a pee right before a rugby game, like literally my coach would yell at me because the game was about to start. I still pee before I run a race, before I go running, before I go to the gym. What he is saying is not weird at all.
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you are a gator fan, yeats? I thought you were a commifornian
no, i'm not a gator fan. I'm fan of doodoo and katy perry.
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Kinda like my cat, after a litter box session she's off the wall batshit insane with the running and the energy and the Jello Pudding...
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you are a gator fan, yeats? I thought you were a commifornian
So, folks who choose to live in the state with the best driving roads in the country can't also have paid their dues at Ye Olde' Hogtowne?

That's some seriously prejudiced ****, right there.

****'n cracker-*** bitch...
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So, folks who choose to live in the state with the best driving roads in the country can't also have paid their dues at Ye Olde' Hogtowne?

That's some seriously prejudiced ****, right there.

****'n cracker-*** bitch...
gotta pay to drive the 'ring too
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Back in high school, there was this wrestler who would puke into the garbage can in the gym right before his match started. The crowd would go crazy then he would usually win.

On another note, listening to katy perry gives me diarrhea.

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no, i'm not a gator fan. I'm fan of doodoo and katy perry.
We have many of the same interests. We should be FB friends.

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So, folks who choose to live in the state with the best driving roads in the country can't also have paid their dues at Ye Olde' Hogtowne?

That's some seriously prejudiced ****, right there.

****'n cracker-*** bitch...
Take it easy or I won't tell you about the goings-on at good ol' Turlington.
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